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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2023 NFL 12/17/23 GDT: Just Anoyher Day of FOOTBAWL
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Love watching the Cowboys eat poo poo I tell ya hwat

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

MJeff posted:

This time, the Buffalos are hunting the Cowboys to extinction.

:dudsmile:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Love watching the Cowboys eat poo poo I tell ya hwat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFQ0jeLTbsk

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Love watching the Cowboys eat poo poo I tell ya hwat

I would think he's watching Commanders/Rams, it's much more relevant to his team.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Our power has been out since before this game started, I just checked the score, and lmao

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
ahahahaha

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Aww so close to a patented Dak Pik.

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 dak nearly throws a pick on a hospital ball to lamb

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
To gently caress the Cowboys!

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trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
The Niners are Running the Ball.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Aww so close to a patented Dak Pik.
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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

trilljester posted:

The Niners are Running the Ball.

I always enjoy the Jordan Mason victory formation

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 glad i no longer have to engage with dak mvp thinkers

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Aww so close to a patented Dak Pik.

he seems to be really trying, keep the faith

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Deebo!

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Carrying the biggest load of anyone on the field, a lot on his plate :yum:

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Purdy has more TD passes than the Cowboys have points.

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 What the gently caress was that? How did Purdy get that to Deebo?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
DAKCEPTION

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Mega64 posted:

Purdy has more TD passes than the Cowboys have points.
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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Dak Prescott and the no good awful very bad day

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Papercut posted:

I always enjoy the Jordan Mason victory formation

He's fast and needs more touches

Also: bRoCk gEtS sChEmEd pLaYs

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/JjopzvP.mp4

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 if the niners score one more touchdown, that's scorigami

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 bahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:jackin:

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

CapnAndy posted:

DAKCEPTION
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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Dak has solved football

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 talk about a meltdown

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Rogue Elephant posted:

he seems to be really trying, keep the faith

see? perfect.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



 lmao

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Lmaooooo

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 LOL dak

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 how bout that meltdown

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

gently caress THE COWBOYS
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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Mega64 posted:

Purdy has more TD passes than the Cowboys have points.

The Niners have 2 fewer TDs than the Cowboys have 1st downs

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Rogue Elephant posted:

he seems to be really trying, keep the faith

Ah ha ha ha ha ha yess yesssssss!

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aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
 lol dak

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 dak is wack

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Brisset2McLaurin!

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