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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
NO!!.

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shitface
Nov 23, 2006

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i’m in a dark hallway. dim glow but i can’t see the door. there’s a dog down the hallway it’s not looking at me but i know it wants to get me. getting closer even though i don’t see it move

:stare:

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

it’s a big dog i don’t want it !!

:stonk:


:wth:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Beautiful Montana op

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
i sleep in a big bed with my bear

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

mostly online but sometimes walking next to this guy

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

man that store hates linda [but loves fashion]

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Crow posted:

Beautiful Montana op

there was a dude from montana and from these forums who lived here in chch for a while

he was born totally without legs and he had this tyre like thimble like thing to go on the bottom
of his torso and he got a bit of a reputation around town coz he’d ride around on a skateboard everywhere

I organised a goon meet in like 07 and for a city this size a surprising amount of people came. and he came. great times

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

amerikkka

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
canerder

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

im in ur base killing all ur doodz

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

echinopsis posted:

there was a dude from montana and from these forums who lived here in chch for a while

he was born totally without legs and he had this tyre like thimble like thing to go on the bottom
of his torso and he got a bit of a reputation around town coz he’d ride around on a skateboard everywhere

I organised a goon meet in like 07 and for a city this size a surprising amount of people came. and he came. great times

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
midwest or flyover country

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i’m at the racetrack. it’s a sunny day. i am gambling on which horse is the fastest. the race starts and one of the horses catches fire. then another. and another. they continue charging down the track oblivious to the flames.

i look around to see if anyone else is seeing this poo poo and there’s no one there. the sky is a stagnant miasma of dark clouds. all of the lights are out. the gambling window is abandoned and dark.

i look back and the horses are gone. the track is a rusty red. the grass is pale, withered. in my hand is the gambling ticket i paid nine hundred dollars for. i thought i bet on number nine (rainbow socrates. a good horse) but now it just has a hand written note. i don’t recognize the language.

i go to leave the racetrack but there are no doors. i walk around the track again and again looking for a way out. each time i do i see another body in the stands, a desiccated husk propped up watching the track. there are no eyes but i know they’re watching me.

i turn and there’s a figure coming at me from the track. man’s body but a black hole where the face should be. try to get away but my legs aren’t working right. try to shout and all that comes out is a strained gasp. he’s so close

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
im in lyon france and bc of timezones i always feel like I respond to threads past their expiry date

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:justpost:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

update: I’m still here

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm not at the office that's for drat sure

jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

OldAlias posted:

im in northern bc, op

sorry we never hung out when we were in the same city. i'm a space cadet.

oh and nova scotia.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Mr. Crow posted:

Beautiful Montana op

same

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

jony neuemonic posted:

sorry we never hung out when we were in the same city. i'm a space cadet.

oh and nova scotia.

no worries it happens lol. I have managed to hang out with a number of yosposters since at least, like pointers, cari, butcher & james

tho at this point I’d prolly need to travel to meet up with goons. well, aside from the goon I’m living with anyway

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I’m on the couch

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i’m still in bed

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I’m at the cafe

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
foursquare
those were the days

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I always checked into my local supermarket and was always lol like one of the top peeps at the supermarket

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Mr. Crow posted:

Beautiful Montana op

proposal: split up the state of montana like the dakotas or the carolinas, but instead of north/south it's beautiful montana and ugly montana

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Mr. Nice! posted:

i'm at your mom's, op.

:smugmrgw:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Mr. Crow posted:

Beautiful Montana op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuoBbSapgek&t=92s

;-*

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm high as a motherfucker right now

NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013



same as this.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

well-read undead posted:

i'm on the toilet op

me too. probably a different toilet though

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

me too. probably a different toilet though

all toilets go to the same place

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'm high as a motherfucker right now

jealous


it’s 8:28pm sat night n i am at work coz the mall opens until ten :rolleyes:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




who is buying chemist poo poo in the a mall in Christchurch New Zealand at 10pm?

NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013


i pick up pharmacy stuff at 11 at night sometimes. there are way fewer people in the store at that time. it's great

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Sagebrush posted:

me too. probably a different toilet though

but what if it weren't? wouldn't it be romantic?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Moo Cowabunga posted:

who is buying chemist poo poo in the a mall in Christchurch New Zealand at 10pm?

i work in one of those large ones with loads of perfume n poo poo

do gently caress all scripts etc when it’s late like this :smugmrgw:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

well-read undead posted:

but what if it weren't? wouldn't it be romantic?

nothing quite like a pre warmed toilet seat just eminating the vibes of the rear end before yours

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

i work in one of those large ones with loads of perfume n poo poo

do gently caress all scripts etc when it’s late like this :smugmrgw:
one could say a warehouse of drugs?
come home smelling, oh yeah :smugmrgw:

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