2024 Celebrity Deadpool!!

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Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

2024 Game is now closed. We have 57 players. Lists can now be found in the first post below the OP. :siren:

LEADERBOARD
updated January 15th

1. Fuckstick - 2 hits, 103 points
2. marioinblack - 1 hit, 32 points
3. BallerBallerDillz - 1 hit, 26 points
4. Liquid Chicken - 1 hit, 8 points
5. Pigsfeet on Rye - 1 hit, 2 points
6. Everyone else - no hits, no points

Rules:

1. Your list will have ten names on it. You will also select one alternate. If one of your ten picks is declared ineligible during the game, your alternate will take their place on your list. You may edit your list at any time before Midnight CST on January 1, 2024. At that time all picks will be screenshotted and locked down. This will then become the discussion thread for the 2024 game.

2. If your pick doesn�t have a Wikipedia page or an IMDB entry, they aren�t famous enough.

3. Points will be awarded by standing on the list. (1=1 point, 10=10 points)

4.Bonus points will be awarded by your stiff�s age at death subtracted from 100. If your stiff is age 100 or over at the time of their demise, no bonus points are awarded. This means you can get lots of bonus points for younger picks, and you get hardly nothing for picking the ten oldest people on earth. Using a good strategy can score you ALOT of points, so smart placement is important.

5. This game is free, however, a prize yet to be determined will be awarded to the winner this year, my treat. The prize will not be a car. I�ll do something nice for the winner though. If there is a tie, they�ll split it.

6. Sitting Presidents and other world leaders are ineligible.

7. Any intervention by players contributing to the death of someone on their list will result in disqualification, and probably some other less serious consequences like prison.

8. Points are important, but hits are important..er. Whoever has the highest body count on 1/1/25 wins. In the event of a tie between two or more players, the player with the most amount of points shall be declared the winner.

Any questions please refer to the rules. If you don�t find your answer there, ask in the Deadpool 2023 thread. I will post my 2024 list below. Use this structure for your list.

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Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Apr 13, 2024

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Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

Here are the picks for the 2024 game. Maybe I�ll make it pretty later. PM me with questions or concerns. In the event of a ineligible person being picked, they were replaced with your alternate

2024 Something Awful Deadpool

Fuckstick
1. Alan Greenspan
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Steve McMichael
4. Dolph Lundgren
5. Michael Flatley
6. ~~Toby Keith~~ (44)
7. Shannen Doherty
8. Jeanette Lee
9. ~~Jonnie Irwin~~ (59)
10. Erik Jensen
ALT. Jake The Snake Roberts

Toxic Mental
1. Mel Brooks
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Jimmy Carter

sure okay
1. Millie Bobby Brown
2. Finn Wolfhard
3. Noah Schnapp
4. Sadie Sink
5. Caleb McLaughlin
6. Gaten Matarazzo
7. Natalia Dyer
8. Charlie Heaton
9. Joe Keery
10. Priah Ferguson

Pac and Cheese
1. Alan Alda
2. Elvira (Cassandra Peterson)
3. Deryck Whibley (Bizzy D)
4. Thijs van Leer (Focus frontman)
5. Judi Dench
6. P Diddy
7. Don DeLillo
8. Rowan Atkinson
9. Cher
10. Vincent Pastore

Semi-Protato
1. Elon Musk
2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
3. Ric Flair
4. Barbara Eden
5. William Shatner
6. Maggie Smith
7. Danny Masterson
8. Rod Stewart
9. Pete Davidson
10. Donald Trump
ALT. Howard Stern

Grey Cat
1. Donald Trump
2. Tara Strong
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Bill Murray
5. Whoopi Goldberg
6. Sam Elliot
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Jackie Chan
9. Tress MacNeille
10. Madonna
Alt: Jimmy Carter

Darth Brooks
1. Tom Baker
2. Mel Brooks
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Christopher Lloyd
6. Jack Nicholson
7. lan Mckellan
8. Paul McCartney
9. Bruce Willis
10. Gene Shalit
ALT. King Charles

Lister
1. Jerry Sandusky
2. Artie Lange
3. Bill Clinton
4. Abdullah the Butcher (Lawrence Robert Shreve)
5. Keith Richards
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Jerry Lawler
8. James Earl Jones
9. Ron Jeremy
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT. Paul McCartney

Government Handjob
1. Alex Jones
2. Donald Trump
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jack Nicholson
5. John Cleese
6. Bam Margera
7. Mitch McConnell
8. Kanye West
9. Willie Nelson
10. Elon Musk
Alt: Marjorie Taylor Greene.

bitterandtwisted
1. Walther Koenig
2. Tim Curry
3. Whoopi Goldberg
4. Joe Pesci
5. John Major
6. Billy Connolly
7. George Lucas
8. Christopher Lloyd
9. Morrissey
10. Graham Linehan
Alt: George Foreman

Poo In An Alleyway
1. Tim Curry
2. William Shatner
3. Judi Dench
4. Shaun Ryder
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Keir Dullea
7. Ridley Scott
8. Jenny Agutter
9. Harvey Weinstein
10. Greg Ginn
Alt: Jay Leno

Dell_Zincht
1. Donald Trump
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Bam Margera
4. David Attenborough
5. Bruce Willis
6. Judi Dench
7. Prince Harry
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Amanda Bynes
ALT. Harvey Weinstein

neato burrito
1. Bruce Willis
2. Artie Lange
3. Warren Buffet
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Sir lan McKellen
6. Scott Baio
7. Alex Jones
8. Rupert Murdoch
9. 1-15-24 Chris Chan has been ruled not famous enough due to no Wikipedia page and no IMDB. Sorry, neato.
10. Mel Brooks

laserghost
1. Aleksandr Lukashenko
2. Jaroslaw Kaczynski
3. Mitch McConell
4. Bruce Willis

Anderson Koopa
1. Louis Farrakhan
2. Dick Cheney
3. Phil Collins
4. Pope Francis
5. Judi Dench
6. Bill Cosby
7. Joni Mitchell
8. David Attenborough
9. Tom Lehrer
10. Anthony Hopkins
Alt: Val Kilmer

Smugworth
1. Ryan Reynolds

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
1. Roger Ward
2. Phil Collins
3. Tim Curry
4. Bob Newhart
5. ~~Mike Nussbaum~~ not eligible
6. George Lazenby
7. Roger Corman
8. Noam Chomsky
9. John Astin
10. Marilyn Manson

Mike Nussbaum crossed to the other side of the dirt on 12-23-2023

BlueBlazer
1. Elon Musk
2. Donald Trump
3. Mitch McConnell
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Michael J Fox
6. Alan Walker
7. Chuck Grassley
8. Kanye West
9. Willie Nelson
10. Kylie Jenner

Sir Nose
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Carol Burnett
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Willie Mays
6. Willie Nelson
7. David Gilmour
8. Iggy Pop
9. David Sedaris
10. Andrew Dice Clay
ALT: Antonio Fargas

Das Boo
1. Andy Dick
2. Roman Polanski
3. Harvey Weinstein
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Bill Cosby
6. Tim Curry
7. Bruce Willis
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Mel Brooks
10. Clint Eastwood
Alt: Ezra Miller

The Wiggly Wizard
1. Michael Dukakis
2. lan McKellen
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Maggie Smith
5. Mary Berry
6. Will Smith
7. Rudolph Giuliani
8. Bruce Willis
9. Jimmy Carter
10. Joe Pesci
Alt. Stevie Wonder

goatface
1. Jeff Goldblum
2. Neil deGrasse Tyson
3. Bob Geldof
4. Maye Musk
5. Gyles Brandreth
6. Princess Anne
7. Harry Redknapp
8. Grace Jones
9. Johnny Depp
10. Mary Berry

A Fancy Hat
1. Hulk Hogan
2. Elon Musk
3. Mel Brooks
4. Tim Curry
5. Vince McMahon
6. Donald Trump
7. Jimmy Carter
8. Tom Brokaw
9. Matt Lauer
10. Jimmy Fallon
ALT. John Carpenter

Hotel Kpro
1. Mel Brooks
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Gary Dourdan
4. Richard Petty
5. Ken Dryden
6. Woody Woodward
7. Jerry West
8. Geoff Hurst
9. Aynsley Dunbar
10. Gary Player
ALT: Judd Hirsch

Rupert Buttermilk
1. Chet Hanks
2. Thomas Markle
3. Mary Steenburgen
4. Laraine Newman
5. Jack Nicholson
6. Rich Eisen
7. Jonathan Banks
8. John Travolta
9. Alec Baldwin
10. Shannen Doherty
ALT: Danny Glover

Riptor
1. Marc Summers
2. Steven Tyler
3. Steve-O
4. Kanye West
5. Morgan Fairchild
6. Diane Keaton
7. Tony Blair
8. Bill Cosby
9. Jane Fonda
10. Dan Quayle
ALT. Paul Giamatti

ncumbered_by_idgits
1. Jay Leno
2. Brutus Beefcake
3. Kanye West
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dick Van Dyke
6. Bruce Willis
7. Mick Jagger
8. Ric Flair
9. Rudolph Giuliani
10. Jimmy Carter

Torquemada
1. Val Kilmer
2. Christopher Lambert
3. Michael Caine
4. Gene Hackman
5. Bob Dylan
6. Steven Segal
7. Michael Biehn
8. Michael Douglas
9. Connor McGregor
10. George Foreman
Alt: Angus Young

YeahTubaMike
1. William Daniels
2. George Takei
3. Tim Curry
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dr. Ruth
6. Bruce Willis
7. Ezra Miller
8. Selma Blair
9. Tami Roman
10. Bill Cosby
ALT. Christina Applegate

Llyr
1. Phil Collins
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Willie Nelson
4. Joe Walsh
5. Joni Mitchell
6. Eric Clapton
7. Bill Kreutzmann
8. Axl Rose
9. Paul Stanley
10. Brian Wilson
ALT. Bono

mom and dad fight a lot
1. Morgan Freeman
2. Christopher Lloyd
3. Anthony Hopkins
4. Donald Sutherland
5. Martin Sheen
6. Sir lan McKellen
7. Alan Alda
8. Don Cherry
9. George Takei
10. Walter Koenig
ALT. William Shatner

marioinblack
1. Robert Duvall
2. Phil Esposito
3. Patrick Leahy
4.Jonathan Frakes
5. Thom Yorke
6. Judge Judy
7. Hakeem Olajuwon
8. Neil Young
9. James Earl Jones
10. ~~Franz Beckenbauer~~ (32)
ALT. Bill Nye

Linux Pirate
1. Bam Margera
2. Gary Busey
3. Bob Newheart
4. Bret Michaels
5. Mitch McConnell
6. Charlie Sheen
7. Sam Hyde
8. Alex Jones
9. Donald Trump
10: Neil Breen

Pillowpants
1. Roger Stone
2. Paul Manafort
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Tmmy Lee Jones
6. Alex Jones
7. Dick Cheney
8. Chuck Grassley
9. Shannon Doherty
10. Cody Rhodes

Liquid Chicken
1. John Astin
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Madonna
4. June Lockhart
5. Clint Eastwood
6. William Daniels
7. Tim Curry
8. ~~Iris Apfel~~ (8)
9. Gene Shalit
10. Roger Corman
Alt: Alan Greenspan

Pigsfeet on Rye
1. Jimmy Carter
2. ~~Iris Apfel~~ (2)
3. Gene Shalit
4. Warren Buffet
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Flea
7. Ice-T
8. Lizzo
9. Lil Wayne
10. Ben Affleck
Alt: Rudy Giuliani

Icon Of Sin
1. Christopher Walken
2. Christopher Lloyd
3. Steve Martin
4. Robert Redford
5. Mitch McConnell
6. Adam Carolla
7. Jonathan Majors
8. Samuel L Jackson
9. lan Mckellan
10. Harrison Ford

ToyotaThong
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Alan Alda
3. William Shatner
4. Ozzy Osbourne
5. Roman Polanski
6. Dick Van Dyke
7. Clint Eastwood
8. James Earl Jones
9. Dan Aykroyd
10. Carol Burnett
Alt. Elon Musk

R.L. Stine
1. ben stein
2. matt groening
3. jean chr�tien
4. will wright
5. pete davidson
6. woody allen
7. amanda bynes
8. gene hackman

Synesthesian Fetish
1. King Charles
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Lil Nas X
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Steve Bannon
6. Mike Tyson
7. Lily Tomlin
8. Jane Fonda
9. Mike Lindell
10. Rudy Guiliani
Alt: Lindsay Lohan

Bloodfart McCoy
1. Mitch McConnell
2. Ezra Miller
3. Andrew Callahan
4. Bruce Willis
5. Paul Oldfield (Mr Methane)
6. Alfonso Ribeiro
7. Val Kilmer
8. Shannon Doherty
9. Ron Jeremy
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT: Woody Allen

Haunted bong
1. Bill Nye
2. Ron Jeremy
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Bruce Willis
5. Bam Margera
6. Robert Redford
7. Artie Lange
8. Tom Green
9. Jeff Bezos
10. Samuel L. Jackson

Outrail
1. Tony Abbot
2. Pope Francis
3. ~~Tupac Shakur~~Jesus Christ Outrail..
3. Bruce Willis
4. Ron Jeremy
5. Donald Trump
6. Alex Jones
7. Mitch McConnell

Aragosta
1. Harrison Ford
2. Mitch McConnell
3. Alex Honnold
4. Brittney Spears
5. Al Pacino
6. Robert Duvall
7. Jane Fonda
8. Barry Manilow
9. Nancy Pelosi
10. Martha Stewart
Alt. Donald Trump

Nutella
1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Tom Green
3. Heather Locklear
4. Ozzy Osbourne
5. Chris Christie
6. Bill Wyman
7. Eric Lindros
8. Todd Palin
9. Terry Bradshaw
10. Anthony Kiedis
ALT. Ringo Starr

Haven
1. Bruce Willis
2. William Shatner
3. Michael J Fox
4. Shannon Doherty
5. Phil Collins
6. Mitch McConnell
7. Vince McMahon
8. Ric Flair
9. Darby Allin
10. John Mulaney
Alt. Travis Scott

Peter Falk
1. King Charles
2. Camilla Bowles
3. Roger Waters
4. Prince Andrew
5. Madonna
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Robert Plant
8. Steven Segal
9. Gene Hackman
10 Joe Arpaio

root beer
1. Rudolph Giuliani
2. Bruce Willis
3. Michael J Fox
4. Ben Stein
5. Danny Bonaduce
6. Maria Menounos
7. Julie Kavner
8. Jim Davis
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Vince Neil
Alt. Gene Hackman

Worf
1. Patrick Stewart
2. William Shatner
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Mitch McConnell
5. David Lee Roth
6. Alannis Morrisette
7. Linda Ellerbee
8. Bill Murray
9. Richard Dean Anderson
10. lan McKellen
Alt: Louis ck

Fabulousity
1. Jimmy Carter
2. William Shatner
3. Mitch McConnell
4. Harvey Weinstein
5. Billy Joel
6. Bruce Springsteen
7. Harrison Ford
8. Bill Cosby
9. Sally Struthers
10. Richard Riehle
Alt: Miley Cyrus

emSparkly
1. Roseanne Barr
2. Joel Hodgson
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Phil Collins
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. John Hinckley Jr.
8. Paul McCartney
9. Prince Andrew
10. King Charles
Alt. Rudy Giuliani

SAY YOHO
1. The Dali Lama
2. James Earl Jones
3. Gene Hackman
4. George Soros
5. Julie Goodyear
6. Eva Marie Saint
7. Judi Dench
8. Steve Wozniak
9. Bill Cosby
10. Phil Knight
Alt Bruce Willis

Hilario Baldness
1. Woody Allen
2. Robert Duvall
3. George Hamilton
4. Roman Polanski
5. George Soros
6. Michael Caine
7. Sissy Spacek
8. Jim Bakker
9. Warren Buffett
10. Louis Farrakhan
Alt: Bam Margera

Shithouse Dave
1. Justin Beiber
2. Bam Margera
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Roseanne Barr
5. Celine Dion
6. Bruce Willis
7. Madonna
8. David Attenborough
9. Alex Jones
10. Jordan Peterson
ALT: Ye (Kanye West)

BallerBallerDillz
1. Jimmy Carter
2. ~~OJ Simpson~~ (26)
3. Bam Margera
4. Harrison Ford
5. Elon Musk
6. David Attenborough
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Sam Bankman-Fried
10. Rudy Giuliani
ALT Sam Bankman-Fried

Loni Willison deemed notable but not famous, replaced with alternate

jimmy mnemonic
1. Jacques Pepin
2. Tom Robbins
3. Alfred Brendel
4. Warren Buffett
5. Buzz Aldrin
6. Noam Chomsky
7. Alan Greenspan
8. David Attenborough
9. Dick van Dyke
10. Jimmy Carter
Alt: Willie Nelson

E. Revenant
1. Lance Armstrong
2. Mr. T
3. Val Kilmer
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Don King
6. Shigeru Miyamoto
7. Warwick Davis
8. Dick Cheney
9. Stephen Lang
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT Jerry Seinfeld

Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Apr 13, 2024

# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:21

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Mel Brooks
Dick Van Dyke
Jimmy Carter

# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:32

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

1. Millie Bobby Brown
2. Finn Wolfhard
3. Noah Schnapp
4. Sadie Sink
5. Caleb McLaughlin
6. Gaten Matarazzo
7. Natalia Dyer
8. Charlie Heaton
9. Joe Keery
10. Priah Ferguson

# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:32

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

1. Alan Alda
2. Elvira
3. Deryck Whibley
4. Thijs van Leer
5. Judi Dench
6. P Diddy
7. Don DeLillo
8. Rowan Atkinson
9. Cher
10. Vincent Pastore

strong energy surrounding these names

# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:43

Semi-Protato: Sep 11, 2001

1. Elon Musk
2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
3. Ric Flair
4. Barbara Eden
5. William Shatner
6. Maggie Smith
7. Danny Masterson
8. Rod Stewart
9. Pete Davidson
10. Donald Trump
ALT. Howard Stern

Semi-Protato fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Dec 20, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:50

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Toxic Mental posted:

Dick Van Dyke

was shocked the other day to learn he was alive

# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:51

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

keanu

# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:07

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

1. Donald Trump
2. Tara Strong
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Bill Murray
5. Whoopi Goldberg
6. Sam Elliot
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Jackie Chan
9. Tress MacNeille
10. Madonna
Alt: Jimmy Carter

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Dec 20, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:30

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

1. Tom Baker
2. Mel Brooks
3.Dick Van Dyke
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Christopher Lloyd
6. Jack Nicholson
7. Ian Mckellan
8. Paul McCartney
9. Bruce Willis
10. Gene Shalit
ALT. King Chuck

EDIT: Got rid of Jimmy Carter

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Dec 20, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:38

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

okay cmon nobody's allowed to say jimmy carter. i didn't say chomsky or attenborough out of pure respect for this thread. enjoy your 1 point

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# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:40

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

REMINDER

ONLY LISTS HERE UNTIL THE GAME STARTS!

Take your jibber jabber to the other thread.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:48

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

This is how you rile up the ghouls, goblins and cherry tomato boys

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# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:53

Lister: Apr 23, 2004

1. Jerry Sandusky
2. Artie Lange
3. Bill Clinton
4. Abdullah the Butcher
5. Keith Richards
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Jerry Lawler
8. James Earl Jones
9. Ron Jeremy
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT. Paul McCartney

Lister fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 07:30

Government Handjob: Nov 1, 2004; Gudbrandsglasnost; College Slice

1. Alex Jones
2. Donald Trump
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jack Nicholson
5. John Cleese
6. Bam Margera
7. Mitch McConnell
8. Kanye West
9. Willie Nelson
10. Elon Musk

Alt: Marjorie Taylor Greene.

I would have put a British monarch on the list but I guess that'd count as a world leader?

# ? Dec 20, 2023 09:54

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

1. Walther Koenig
2. Tim Curry
3. Whoopie Goldberg
4. Joe Pesci
5. John Major
6. Billy Connolly
7. George Lucas
8. Christopher Lloyd
9. Morrissey
10. Graham Linehan

Alt. George Foreman

# ? Dec 20, 2023 11:05

Poo In An Alleyway: Feb 12, 2016

1. Tim Curry
2. William Shatner
3. Judi Dench
4. Shaun Ryder
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Keir Dullea
7. Ridley Scott
8. Jenny Agutter
9. Harvey Weinstein
10. Greg Ginn

Alt: Jay Leno

Poo In An Alleyway fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Dec 20, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 12:35

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

1. Donald Trump
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Bam Margera
4. David Attenborough 😥
5. Bruce Willis
6. Dame Judi Dench 😥
7. Prince Harry 😶
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Amanda Bynes

Bonus pick: Harvey Weinstein

# ? Dec 20, 2023 12:58

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

1. Bruce Willis
2. Artie Lange
3. Warren Buffet
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Sir Ian McKellen
6. Scott Baio
7. Alex Jones
8. Rupert Murdoch
9. Chris Chan
10. Mel Brooks

neato burrito fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Dec 20, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 14:21

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

1. Aleksandr Lukashenko
2. Vladimir Putin
3. Jaroslaw Kaczynski
4. Mitch McConell
5. Bruce Willis

# ? Dec 20, 2023 14:30

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

1. Louis Farrakhan
2. Dick Cheney
3. Phil Collins
4. Pope Francis (if I am allowed to pick him)
5. Judi Dench
6. Bill Cosby
7. Joni Mitchell
8. David Attenborough

9. Tom Lehrer - I'd be really sad if this one happened.
10. Anthony Hopkins
Alternate: Val Kilmer

Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Dec 31, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 15:55

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Ryan Reynolds

# ? Dec 20, 2023 15:56

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

1. Roger Ward
2. Phil Collins
3. Tim Curry
4. Bob Newhart
5. Mike Nussbaum
6. George Lazenby
7. Roger Corman
8. Noam Chomsky
9. John Astin
10.Marilyn Manson

# ? Dec 21, 2023 03:41

BlueBlazer: Apr 1, 2010

1. Elon Musk
2. Donald Trump
3. Mitch McConnell
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Michael J Fox
6. Alan Walker
7. Chuck Grassley
8. Kanye West
9. Willie Nelson
10. Kylie Jenner

# ? Dec 21, 2023 05:27

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

1. Jimmy Carter
2. Carol Burnett
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Willie Mays
6. Willie Nelson
7. David Gilmour
8. Iggy Pop
9. David Sedaris
10. Andrew Dice Clay
ALT: Antonio Fargas

# ? Dec 21, 2023 05:44

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Wish List:
1. Andy Dick
2. Roman Polanski
3. Harvey Weinstein
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Bill Cosby

Probability List:
6. Tim Curry
7. Bruce Willis
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Mel Brooks
10. Clint Eastwood

Alt:
Ezra Miller

# ? Dec 21, 2023 06:01

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

i really hope nobody dies in 2024. what if it just happened?

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# ? Dec 21, 2023 06:53

The Wiggly Wizard: Aug 21, 2008

1. Michael Dukakis
2. Ian McKellen
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Maggie Smith
5. Mary Berry
6. Will Smith
7. Rudy Giuliani
8. Bruce Willis
9. Jimmy Carter
10. Joe Pesci

Alt. Stevie Wonder

The Wiggly Wizard fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Dec 22, 2023

# ? Dec 21, 2023 07:58

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

dreezy posted:

i really hope nobody dies in 2024. what if it just happened?

Some dignitas customers will be really mad.

1. Jeff Goldblum
2. N. D. Tyson
3. Bob Geldof
4. Musk's mother
5. Gyles Brandreth
6. Princess Anne (after an interview with Gyles)
7. Harry Redknapp
8. Grace Jones
9. Jonny Depp
10. Mary Berry

Alt: Shrek.

goatface fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Dec 21, 2023

# ? Dec 21, 2023 11:44

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

1.Hulk Hogan
2. Elon Musk
3. Mel Brooks
4. Tim Curry
5. Vince McMahon
6. Donald Trump
7. Jimmy Carter
8. Tom Brokaw
9. Matt Lauer
10. Jimmy Fallon
ALT. John Carpenter

# ? Dec 21, 2023 14:09

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

1. Mel Brooks
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Gary Dourdan
4. Richard Petty
5. Ken Dryden
6. Woody Woodward
7. Jerry West
8. Geoff Hurst
9. Aynsley Dunbar
10. Gary Player
ALT: Judd Hirsch

# ? Dec 21, 2023 22:53

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

1. Chet Hanks
2. Thomas Markle
3. Mary Steenburgen
4. Laraine Newman
5. Jack Nicholson
6. Rich Eisen
7. Jonathan Banks
8. John Travolta
9. Alec Baldwin
10. Shannon Doherty
ALT: Danny Glover

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Dec 22, 2023

# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:57

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I hear Hugh Jackman is gonna be in it

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# ? Dec 22, 2023 02:03

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

1. Marc Summers
2. Steven Tyler
3. Steve-O
4. Kanye West
5. Morgan Fairchild
6. Diane Keaton
7. Tony Blair
8. Bill Cosby
9. Jane Fonda
10. Dan Quayle
ALT. Paul Giamatti

# ? Dec 22, 2023 02:23

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Fuckstick posted:

ALT. Jake The Snake Roberts

This got an audible "no :smith:

" from me.

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# ? Dec 22, 2023 03:16

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

1. Javier Milei
2. Brutus Beefcake
3. Kanye West
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dick Van Dyke
6. Bruce Willis
7. Mick Jagger
8. Ric Flair
9. Rudolph William Louis Giuliani
10. Jimmy Carter (just playing the odds here people, don't hate me)
ALT. Jay Leno

ncumbered_by_idgits fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 22, 2023 11:52

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

1: Val Kilmer
2: Christopher Lambert
3: Michael Caine
4: Gene Hackman
5: Bob Dylan
6: Steven Segal
7: Michael Biehn
8: Michael Douglas
9: Connor McGregor
10: George Foreman

Alt: Angus Young

e: forgot my alt

Torquemada fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Dec 22, 2023

# ? Dec 22, 2023 13:33

Poo In An Alleyway: Feb 12, 2016

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

ALT. Stephen Hawking

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-obituary

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# ? Dec 22, 2023 16:39

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

who is gonna play Gene Hackman

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# ? Dec 22, 2023 16:48

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

1. Goku
2. Rick Sanchez
3. Abraham Simpson
4. Wario
5. Master Chief
6. Angry Video Game Nerd (NOT James Rolfe)
7. Ash Ketchum
8. Master Shake
9. Dilbert
10. Aerith Gainsborough

Bonus Pick: Everyone, a cataclysm eliminates all life in 2024.

# ? Dec 22, 2023 17:37

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