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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Duck Displace



(That's how they float)

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I watched a bald eagle snatch a baby loon off its Mama's back, while drinking a Miller Lite on the screened in porch.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
stop ragging on 8, man. it had rad jean shorts, face tats and the balamb garden theme is what plays non stop in the starbucks in my mind

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

I watched a bald eagle snatch a baby loon off its Mama's back, while drinking a Miller Lite on the screened in porch.

while firing a gun, listening to the baseball game and eating apple pie

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Jokes on you I'm not even here now

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

while firing a gun, listening to the baseball game and eating apple pie

I probably was listening to the Sox on the radio. No apple pies or guns though, I'm a Lib.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
what color sox

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

what color sox

lol there are White Sox fans??

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
here is a good song about the white sox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnjtaKAdchk

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

kntfkr posted:

what color sox

Paw

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Red Sox on the radio, summer barbecue, folks splashing in the lake....

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
sounds awful. i'm sorry you had to go through that

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The Grimace posted:

Maybe it's a hot take but I like all Final Fantasies

Maybe not 13, but 13-2 and Lightning Returns rock- and if I were to play 13 on PC, there's probably mods to make it so you can make the Crystarium more bearable.

It's good to enjoy things :)

:yeah:
We need more games like Lightning Returns and Majora's Mask that have a focus on time management.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

I miss op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Sometimes I do too

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




do you think the door has actually ever hit anyone on the rear end on the way out?

growing up i heard the expression often and it sounded like a big risk but even the biggest booty folks around always seemed to have plenty of clearance

there should be an exit interview for all banmes so we can get some data on stuff like this, separate fact from fiction

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I saw it happen to a guy once. Doorknob just went right up into his rear end in a top hat like schwoop, gone.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

yes but only epic username op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

do you think the door has actually ever hit anyone on the rear end on the way out?

growing up i heard the expression often and it sounded like a big risk but even the biggest booty folks around always seemed to have plenty of clearance

there should be an exit interview for all banmes so we can get some data on stuff like this, separate fact from fiction

I've been mildly injured by my own doorknob.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I've been mildly injured by my own doorknob.

I think we need to talk about your relationships, Redshirt

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I think we need to talk about your relationships, Redshirt

It wasn't a relationship, it just jabbed me in the nads!

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
you should not have let a doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Where's the line to gently caress this place *whips out dingus*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vampire Panties posted:

you should not have let a doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya

apparently he did not

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
PENIS

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Got me a movie
I want you to know

Slicin up eyeballs
I want you to know

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
This banme thread is fun. People should do this more often.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Oh, word?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I wish one would become so popular it gets goldmined. That would show those bastards.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yes. penis is a word

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Actually it's a P word, OP.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

I'll take "Penis Jokes" for $600, Alec.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




FPzero posted:

I'll take "Penis Jokes" for 6", Alec.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Penisylvania

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

FPzero posted:

I'll take "Penis Jokes" for $600, Alec.

This Nickname is often used as derivative of "Richard"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

This Nickname is often used as derivative of "Richard"

What is Shlonger?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

Penisylvania

hey, that's where I'm from

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

kntfkr posted:

What is Shlonger?

No.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

hey, that's where I'm from

I know someone who worked at Parx with that lady who murdered her kids and then tried to suicide in Washington's Crossing and got arrested. Pretty sure the cousin she failed to murder is related to Gene Ween.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




redshirt posted:

This Nickname is often used as derivative of "Richard"

what is Ryssy?

quote:

Ryssy - The Polish name Ryszard is equal to Richard in English, and Ryssy is a short nickname for Ryszard.

Usage: Who want they Ryssy ate?

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