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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just make sure his penis isn't showing through the costume

The moms appreciate huge hog Spider-Man.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Szyznyk posted:

The moms appreciate huge hog Spider-Man.

well she can probably get him to come over when it isn't a child birthday party.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was Spider-Man for my first 7 Halloweens. My Mom was even trying to talk me out of it at the end but I was pretty set on Spider-Man.

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022
ABD the Clown is very popular with moms.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I was Spider-Man for my first 7 Halloweens. My Mom was even trying to talk me out of it at the end but I was pretty set on Spider-Man.

good man. Spider-man is the best

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

good man. Spider-man is the best

He really is.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

protodependency posted:

ABD the Clown is very popular with moms.

are you a Juggalo?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

He really is.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

bossy lady posted:

clownpenis.fart

i'm suing you for joke page post theft

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

are you a Juggalo?

Surely you jest?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

protodependency posted:

Surely you jest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRRQI6NtoQ

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022

I'm down with the clown.

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022
Is Pinhead a clown?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

protodependency posted:

Is Pinhead a clown?

Not haha clown that's for sure

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

protodependency posted:

Is Pinhead a clown?

I don't think so. He isn't very funny

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

personally I think whoever's actually hiring clowns is the real criminal here

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I hope here in the Clown thread everyone has seen the Clown movie "Shakes The Clown"

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

Not haha clown that's for sure

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't think so. He isn't very funny

Okay good thank you.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I hope here in the Clown thread everyone has seen the Clown movie "Shakes The Clown"

that or Killer Klowns from Outer-Space

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvVi-KGfS18

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
We've just received news that a clown balloon has been sighted on approach to the Clown.com owner's estate

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Read the comments, newest first. A bunch of qanon lunatics think it's Tim and Eric confessing to human trafficking.

I unironically knew some who believed this and it’s like “I can’t talk you out of that delusion, sorry”

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

clowning is no joke

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

redshirt posted:

I hope here in the Clown thread everyone has seen the Clown movie "Shakes The Clown"

Not many clown movies inspired R.E.M. songs.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

This is a great opportunity for mimes to take over the small venue/birthday party entertainment industry

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Heavy lies the head, that wears the clown makeup

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

laserghost posted:

This is a great opportunity for mimes to take over the small venue/birthday party entertainment industry

Mimes, like magicians, are to be shunned at all times. Mime clowns in the Emmett Kelly tradition should be actively persecuted . Raunchy Yukko-style clowns are a’ight.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Clowns are funny, please pay your clowns.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Edward Mass posted:

Not many clown movies inspired R.E.M. songs.

Oh my gosh, what song? I am blanking what it could be....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

redshirt posted:

Oh my gosh, what song? I am blanking what it could be....

lovely happy people, losing my religion and everybody hurts.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

lovely happy people, losing my religion and everybody hurts.

I only listen to Reckoning

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lol at the name Adolph Rodriguez

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Strategic Tea posted:

Sounds like they weren't even CLOWN CERTIFIED

you really want to be clown certified. that’s the difference between a steve-o and a bam

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Double Clown/Forklift Certification

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cactus Ghost posted:

clowning is no joke

Clown Union FTW

Union of Clowns

Unionized Clowning

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

redshirt posted:

Double Clown/Forklift Certification

Certified Clown

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

My clowns are SAG/AFTRA.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Send in the Forklifts

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




Agreed, Phantom Pavilion was the best Soul Calibur 4 stage. Also had some of the best music. Unfortunately SC4 sucked rear end so those aren't very high bars.

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Szyznyk posted:

…Raunchy Yukko-style clowns are a’ight.
You say that probably not knowing Yucko created Brickleberry.

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