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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

once a clown always a clown. that’s why kids have to change schools sometimes

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Dick Fontaine posted:

you really want to be clown certified. that’s the difference between a steve-o and a bam

ah I was just trying to think up a joke about this.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

redshirt posted:

Oh my gosh, what song? I am blanking what it could be....

Binky the Doormat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Edward Mass posted:

Binky the Doormat

Not the worst song. But what a terrible name for a song.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

redshirt posted:

Not the worst song. But what a terrible name for a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYNy8Ql2dJY

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Shakes the Clown Cinematic Universe

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Extremely relevant clown behavior:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxYvzVxJtYM

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Enjoy clown.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Clown responsibly.

If you or anyone you love has been negatively affected by clown, contact the national clown compensation administration.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Remulak posted:

You say that probably not knowing Yucko created Brickleberry.

Roger created Brickleberry. It’s one of them art/artist situations.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bozo Weekend Mornings

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

redshirt posted:

Bozo Weekend Mornings

The Grand Prize Game was good preparation for beer pong.

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
Remember that month where scary clowns would be sighted in fields, then when spotted they ran off into the woods like bigfoot, and no one ever found out what was going on

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

LaserPrinter69 posted:

Remember that month where scary clowns would be sighted in fields, then when spotted they ran off into the woods like bigfoot, and no one ever found out what was going on

Turned out Wrinkles the Clown was just some homeless alcoholic.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Each corrupt clowns.com executive should be tied to a clown car and paddled to within an inch of their lives.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

bossy lady posted:

clownpenis.fart

No, that's ok, I don't want to join your private Mastodon instance... got enough posts right here, thanks

FalconImpala
Oct 21, 2018

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
I know a certain ex-president looking for work...

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

LaserPrinter69 posted:

Remember that month where scary clowns would be sighted in fields, then when spotted they ran off into the woods like bigfoot, and no one ever found out what was going on

Oh yeah what the hell was that.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_clown_sightings

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Thinkin about that clussy

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


I am sorry to hear that OP and I hope you receive the wages you are owed

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Bonzo posted:

I used to work with a guy that was a born again Christian and also was into clowning. He started to tell me about his Christian Clown act and apparently there's a whole bunch of Clowns for Christ and I laughed and he got mad at me. I got a new job before I could find out more.

Clowns, known for getting mad when you laugh at them.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Solidarity to the clowns.com ex-clowns.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Ralph Hurley posted:

Clowns, known for getting mad when you laugh at them.

Not every clown is a "ha ha funny" clown, there's different types. Mimes, for instance.

You can still laugh at them if you want, though, it's a free country.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Mistle posted:

Not every clown is a "ha ha funny" clown, there's different types. Mimes, for instance.

You can still laugh at them if you want, though, it's a free country.





this came smooshed together, so two in context, and a third, because it's just a hilarious episode

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Dec 26, 2023

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost


They're making a 3rd, lol. OCT24.

The Terrifier for those who don't know.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

bossy lady posted:

clownpenis.fart

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Clown Court bro

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

blight rhino posted:



They're making a 3rd, lol. OCT24.

The Terrifier for those who don't know.

Watched both yesterday, and All Hallow's Eve, a wholesome Christmas. Art is great, a lot funnier than clowns that don't torture people to death.

edit: I hope his bosses in Hell don't steal his wages.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
A clown car caught fire.

There were 50 casualties.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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