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Let’s take over the YouTube channel of a disgraced web forum admin. This will surely make everyone love me and my streams.
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Chewbecca posted:You don't have to like lowtax to think it's weird and gross that someone is capitalising on a dead guy's YouTube channel audience to launch their streaming career what audience?
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The weird experimental satire of Doom House doesn't hit as funny now that Richard is a known serial DV'er who killed himself because the website he created found out and destroyed his life. DH is an artifact of a broken man wearing a mask, and he made 'ironically' sick art to throw us off his scent. Its vibe is so much darker now that we know. It's not comedy, it's a time capsule of legitimate millennium horror pretending to be comedy. Now that Lowtax is posting from beyond the grave he's on track to become a creepypasta.
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Somehow, Lowtax returned
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Wurzag posted:Somehow, Lowtax returned 
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Stunt-Puffin posted:The weird experimental satire of Doom House doesn't hit as funny now that Richard is a known serial DV'er who killed himself because the website he created found out and destroyed his life. DH is an artifact of a broken man wearing a mask, and he made 'ironically' sick art to throw us off his scent. Its vibe is so much darker now that we know. It's not comedy, it's a time capsule of legitimate millennium horror pretending to be comedy. I get more pathetic manbaby vibes than secret sinister mastermind tbh
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There Bias Two posted:I get more pathetic manbaby vibes than secret sinister mastermind tbh Monsters prey on those weaker then themselves, and if they themselves are weak and pathetic, they set about the long term project of wearing down and weakening the people they wish to prey on. Edit: The face of a pathetic man-baby monster, a deposed gollum king of the goons, now posting from beyond the veil because not even a bullet could cure his sick addiction to us. Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Dec 25, 2023 |
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Lore update, but who will pay the lore tax?
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Jesus Christ, that was some real 'The Best of Me' poo poo... Lowtax, if you, or the essence of you, is somewhere out there reading this, we could all see the motor oil clear as day you dumb gently caress. Do something spookier than reposting or just gently caress off back to hell you fail-phantom. Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Dec 25, 2023 |
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calm down buddy, the dead guy cant hear you or can he!?!? 
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The new creative hell is being a ghost hanging around anyone who is honestly critiquing your work now you're dead.
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Chewbecca posted:You don't have to like lowtax to think it's weird and gross that someone is capitalising on a dead guy's YouTube channel audience to launch their streaming career I think it is important, because if you think lowtax is a piece of poo poo then who cares
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if you spend the night in the doom house, slendertax will slide in on impossibility wet feet and watch you sleep, mangosteen eyes bulging
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R.L. Stine posted:slendertax
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Sticky Keys Man posted:has anybody asked lowtax how he feels about this??? I tried, he was blown away..
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Guys, I might have talked a bit too much poo poo about Lowtax in my last posts... I just heard something up in my attic so I went up to check and my old IBM Aptiva was powered on with the SA frontpage on the screen. Pretty sure I got a slendertax up there now... I don't want him beatin' off on my ninja turtle figurines, how do I make him go away?
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Stunt-Puffin posted:Guys, I might have talked a bit too much poo poo about Lowtax in my last posts... I just heard something up in my attic so I went up to check and my old IBM Aptiva was powered on with the SA frontpage on the screen. ask nicely for child support
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Dick Fontaine posted:ask nicely for child support 
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I tried to scare him away by pretending to be an 'alimony collector,' but he'd already greased my Mondo Gecko by the time I finished the costume and prepped some thematic lines. This means war Richard.  Think I'm gonna leave a loaded shotgun up there and wait to see if he gets rid of himself. What else should I try if that doesn't work?
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Stunt-Puffin posted:Think I'm gonna leave a loaded shotgun up there and wait to see if he gets rid of himself. What else should I try if that doesn't work? have a young 20-something woman in a city name sports team tshirt walk up and down the street holding a sign saying "I've been a poster since I was 13" your lowtax ghost will dispel itself from your attic and start haunting her instead
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"radical"
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lowtax is dead and these videos aren't funny
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maybeadracula posted:"radical" really entirely truly awfully really dumb, extremely dumb
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roomtone posted:lowtax is dead and these videos aren't funny rip in piss taxman
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If Doom House had been made today it would just be instantly lost in the sea of YouTube instead of becoming an internet legend due to that being unique in 2003.
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The Slendertaxman hasn't touched the bait gun yet. Seems like he's either left or just lying low for now. The attic still reeks of smegma and despair though, so I moved my collectable action figures downstairs to keep them safe. I think he probably won't have the guts to come back if I make the attic a more hostile environment, so I put an Alone in the Dark DVD on loop up there and turned on the director commentary. I think that should be enough to keep him away, but I'm still a bit worried about what may be in store for me tonight. I plan to sleep lightly. Please keep me in your Christmas prayers goons.
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Dick Fontaine posted:ask nicely for child support
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Stunt-Puffin posted:The Slendertaxman hasn't touched the bait gun yet. Seems like he's either left or just lying low for now. The attic still reeks of smegma and despair though, so I moved my collectable action figures downstairs to keep them safe. I think this person's posts in this thread are a solid argument for why we shouldn't have threads about Lowtax anymore
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lowtax is dead and i'm gay
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:It turns out that "Lowtax" is just a title like "The Dead Pirate Roberts" and that anyone who can stream and suck toes may take the place of the one who came before. Kyanka was the second lowtax, having taken the name from Byron Looper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Looper who went to jail after running for office and then assassinating his opponent
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He will never become the *head* of a major corporation
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Tunicate posted:Kyanka was the second lowtax, having taken the name from Byron Looper lowtax, a nickname forever associated with traumatic gun violence and bad takes
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I said come in! posted:The whole point of Lowtax being dead is that we don't have to hear from him anymore. Do we know who is uploading to his Youtube channel and why? Maybe he didn’t die and is doing an insurance fraud
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Or if he got resurrected, he'd be absolved of his past sins. There is case law to support this.
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Guys, the weirdest thing just happened... I was getting a bit spooked about this whole Lowtax creepypasta thing, but I decided to tuck in and get to sleep anyway so Santa could come. I was about to get into bed when I discovered the most peculiar thing: a small statuette sitting upon my pillow. I swear, I was not playing with it when I had my action figures out earlier. It made me feel kind of uneasy to look at it. Kind of hollow, like a backwards MOOD -- whatever that means, so I put it in the bad guy toybox to avoid harshing the Turtle's vibe. Anyhow, I guess it's time for me to go to sleep. Merry Christmas and goodnight everyone! I sure hope nothing else strange, or MOOD, happens here in my HOUSE tonight!
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Stunt-Puffin posted:Guys, the weirdest thing just happened... Say "You're garbage and I'm going to treat you like garbage, in the disposal."
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