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It's recently come to my attention through Amazon ads that you are no longer limited to the Revolution touchscreen toaster series: Apparently there is the KETIAN Touch Screen Toaster, which offers two models depending our your screen orientation preference (I prefer portrait):     I don't understand the Fortune display, I like how the Revolution has a tasteful clock display, much better than the KETIAN:  Also, there is this interesting design, the Tineco TOASTY ONE Smart Toaster:  There is even an budget option if a color LCD isn't in the cards, the SEEDEEM Toaster:  It's really amazing how technology is improving the basic things in our lives, like making toast and knowing how the toast is going to look before you press start on the touchscreen. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Dec 23, 2023 |
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Dec 23, 2023 08:01
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shut the fuk up bitch
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Dec 23, 2023 08:04
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Haha you guys I'm totally in on the joke!
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Dec 23, 2023 08:19
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Which one shrinks the balls
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Dec 23, 2023 08:45
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Do not boast about your toast
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Dec 23, 2023 08:56
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Honey the toaster is frozen
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Dec 23, 2023 09:08
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I have a toaster from the 80s. It will burn your toast into carbon, and then burn your house the gently caress down. I love that toaster.
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Dec 23, 2023 09:14
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touch screen appliances are cheap and tacky people of wealth and taste use knobs and dials
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Dec 23, 2023 09:15
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Hell yes, finally I can have a toaster that can develop computer problems for me to troubleshoot! I hope it's connected to the internet so that it can be infected with something and harnessed into a Russian botnet.
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Dec 23, 2023 09:18
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I sleep in a big toaster with my wife.
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Dec 23, 2023 09:20
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I want to found an old school conglomerate that makes nothing but dumb tech. NO COMPUTERS. Just gears and sprockets and such. Dumb cars dumb phones dumb toasters.
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Dec 23, 2023 09:22
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Zybourne Clock posted:I sleep in a big toaster with my wife.
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Dec 23, 2023 09:24
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im in ur toaster
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Dec 23, 2023 09:58
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5 quick arduino toaster hax
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Dec 23, 2023 10:01
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They should use e-ink.
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Dec 23, 2023 10:17
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*Connecting to Mom's toaster remotely for tech support
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Dec 23, 2023 10:19
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goatface posted:They should use e-ink. The true toaster connoisseur requires a much faster refresh rate than even the highest-end e-ink allows
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Dec 23, 2023 10:21
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This is the laziest ragebait possible. I hope you are banned from the forums, 3Os
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Dec 23, 2023 10:34
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Yeah Ma, have you unplugged it? Just unplug it, we'll start there.
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Dec 23, 2023 10:34
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Still waiting for a toaster that will install a touchscreen in the bread as part of the toasting process.
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Dec 23, 2023 10:39
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Still waiting for a toaster that will install a touchscreen in the bread as part of the toasting process. You've heard of e-ink but have you heard of b-ink?
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Dec 23, 2023 10:46
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I make my toast in a big convection oven with my wife
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Dec 23, 2023 10:52
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Bad Purchase posted:touch screen appliances are cheap and tacky Lol, people of wealth and taste are idiots. Cheap and tacky poo poo for life y'all!
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Dec 23, 2023 11:30
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I thought the bagel button was high technology.
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Dec 23, 2023 12:17
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Not seeing a pornhub icon on any of those screens op. What am I supposed to do while I wait for my toast?
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Dec 23, 2023 12:43
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kinda played your hand a bit too hard with this one
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Dec 23, 2023 12:45
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Finally something that doesn't wince or cry when you touch it, op
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Dec 23, 2023 12:47
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Szyznyk posted:I thought the bagel button was high technology. I can never figure those things out. Does it cook inside or outside? Who knows!
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Dec 23, 2023 12:54
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emSparkly posted:Haha you guys I'm totally in on the joke!
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Dec 23, 2023 13:42
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Yes but which one has AI that can learn exactly how I like my toast and adjust accordingly based on which bread I put in and whether it's frozen?
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Dec 23, 2023 14:03
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Zugzwang posted:Yes but which one has AI that can learn exactly how I like my toast and adjust accordingly based on which bread I put in and whether it's frozen? This is an Apple condo mister!
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Dec 23, 2023 14:04
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put ur dick in it idiot!
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Dec 23, 2023 14:16
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Do any make recommendations for other breads/bagels/waffles I might like and have convenient ordering links? This is important
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Dec 23, 2023 14:21
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Do those have an option to shoo away peasant children so their laughter outside your window doesn't bother you
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Dec 23, 2023 14:34
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Zugzwang posted:Do any make recommendations for other breads/bagels/waffles I might like and have convenient ordering links? This is important Time to stock up on Jaffa Cakes!
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Dec 23, 2023 14:34
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Dec 23, 2023 14:57
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sad question posted:Do those have an option to shoo away peasant children so their laughter outside your window doesn't bother you Can those toasters make the affluent better posters?
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Dec 23, 2023 14:58
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He is risen (toast)
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Dec 23, 2023 15:02
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Still have to manually put the bread in all of those, no thanks
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Dec 23, 2023 15:11
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Putting a touch screen on the toaster seems like a waste. Just put in bluetooth support and remote control it from the phone.
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