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super sweet best pal posted:Putting a touch screen on the toaster seems like a waste. Just put in bluetooth support and remote control it from the phone. Hell yeah, a philips.com account and 2 FA each time you want to make toast, instead of just a button. And then the neighbor kid hacks the lovely outdated software and starts a kitchen fire at 3 am and the cam in the toaster is hijacked and people put a video of you naked on a porn side and then Philips sells your toasting habits to the Saudi government, instead of just a button. No, thanks
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GABA ghoul posted:Hell yeah, a philips.com account and 2 FA each time you want to make toast, instead of just a button. Eugh, not again...
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GABA ghoul posted:Hell yeah, a philips.com account and 2 FA each time you want to make toast, instead of just a button. *Click here to order more Jaffa Cakes!
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Dec 23, 2023 15:46
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The gig economy just got a new job: the person who comes to your house to put toast in your smart toaster. Thank u for creating more jobs, big tech
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Dec 23, 2023 15:50
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I always wanted a touch screen roasters megathread
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super sweet best pal posted:Putting a touch screen on the toaster seems like a waste. Just put in bluetooth support and remote control it from the phone. I mean that'd be cool if it could push itself down so you can toast from your bed.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I mean that'd be cool if it could push itself down so you can toast from your bed. My toaster pushed me down on the bed and I’d rather not talk about what happened after that
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Dec 23, 2023 16:00
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It's got an avocado add on for $9.99 a month
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Dec 23, 2023 16:02
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for $59.99 a month, they will ship you a weekly loaf of special bread that makes gluten-free* toast, but it only works with their bread.
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Dec 23, 2023 16:46
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 f ur little touch screen bitch toasters, it's all about slice capacity imo
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:
lol, at that point just buy a vertical toaster like every burger/bagel place ever
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Dec 23, 2023 17:37
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GABA ghoul posted:Hell yeah, a philips.com account and 2 FA each time you want to make toast, instead of just a button. My IoT toaster voted for Biden (illegally!)
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Dec 23, 2023 17:40
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HONEY WHAT'S THE PASSWORD TO THE TOASTER??
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Dec 23, 2023 17:52
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Depleting our world’s natural resources at unprecedented pace to mine the materials to put microchips and screens into millions of touchscreen toasters that sit in a warehouse because no one except a few rich nerds buy them.
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Dec 23, 2023 18:05
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The Loin King posted:This is the laziest ragebait possible. I hope you are banned from the forums, 3Os Post your toaster.
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Dec 23, 2023 18:10
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:
The Official LDS Toaster
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Dec 23, 2023 18:11
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Wake me up when I can make toast on the blockchain NFtoast
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MrQwerty posted:The Official LDS Toaster Jayden, Aiden, Dayden, Kaiden, Faiden, Naiden.....
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redshirt posted:HONEY WHAT'S THE PASSWORD TO THE TOASTER?? toast!1
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You have to pay $8.95 a month for the add free version. If not then a loud video of Jimmy Fallon reading news headlines plays while you wait.
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3 olives For Christmas I would like Copic Sketch set D Thank you Spinz fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Dec 23, 2023 |
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flubber nuts posted:toast!1 IS THAT WITH ANY CAPS?!?!
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Dec 23, 2023 18:31
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Aww looks like the toast subscription company got hacked. All toasters bricked for safety. But what can you do
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I tried to OC my toaster so it would toast faster but I think I just blew all the caps and now I have all this bread pls help
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Dec 23, 2023 18:52
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Oh god how did this get here I am not good with toaster
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the only technological revolution I want to see in toasters is a self-cleaning one that has a setting to clean all the crumbs out automatically
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Dec 23, 2023 19:08
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I have strings tied to my daughter’s Nintendo Switch controllers that pull down on the toaster levers. That way I can play Mario Cart while making toast before heading off to the daily grind at the…uh…factory.
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Dec 23, 2023 19:18
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My loving toast has been buffering for 20 minutes 
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Dec 23, 2023 19:29
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Do any have a phone app I want one with a app
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Dec 23, 2023 19:34
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The toaster costs 40% more if you want the version that isn't ad-supported
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Zugzwang posted:The toaster costs 40% more if you want the version that isn't ad-supported I would eat ads on toast
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Dec 23, 2023 19:36
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ads on beans on toast
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I would eat ads on toast
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Dec 23, 2023 19:41
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At this time of the year, please spare a thought for less fortunate goons who do not have a touchscreen installed on every item in their kitchen. Posted from my iBakingTray
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Dec 23, 2023 20:23
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I like touch screens so much I had a smaller touch screen installed on my touch screen. Touch screen.
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the fingertipLess generation
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I want my touchscreen toaster to mine Bitcoins, and use the waste heat from that to make toast. Is that too much to ask?
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Dec 23, 2023 20:36
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Toaster update in progress 45%.........
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*furiously finger typing* DEAR REVOLUTION CUSTOMER SUPPORT, MY TOATER RECENTLY RECEIVED A "OTA UPDATE" TO MAKE IT TOST FASTER. IT TOOK 3 HOURS AND NOW MY TOASTRE DOES NOT WORK. FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY.
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