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C'mon, that's even worse than being 3O. Who has a fireplace and tiny bread pitchforks these days?
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:...Who has a... tiny bread pitchforks these days? Those looking to be able to beat away the fey folk in style?
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maybeadracula posted:This guy bragging about how good it looks holding up a slice that's completely untoasted for like a half inch at the bottom  at this and at the Panini Press optional accessory that would squirt hot cheese all over the inside of your toaster.
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kntfkr posted:put ur dick in it idiot! Turn it on first tho
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Outrail posted:Turn it on first tho Oh the toaster is programed to always be turned on. 
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dr_rat posted:Oh the toaster is programed to always be turned on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xbyJGM1iUY Every time I boot my toaster
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3O can your toaster play DOOM?
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appliances should all have extremely solid knobs and switches like the apollo modules and other spacecraft. no goddamn touch screens ever.
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Appliances should hook into you brain via large wires, so you can most easily adjust them with just your thoughts while they fill your brain with spyware. How can a toaster truly make me the most perfect toast if it doesn't know my inner most thoughts and secrets (collected personal data may be on sold to third parties).
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Grant them sapience so the brave little toaster can be reality.
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goatface posted:Grant them sapience so the brave little toaster can be reality. They tired that. It ended basically like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZq7fW6ftlU&t=42s But you know with more toast involved.
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goatface posted:Grant them sapience so the brave little toaster can be reality. Grant appliances human rights so nobody can violate them by granting them sapience.
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Anyone get the iToaster?
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redshirt posted:Anyone get the iToaster? I prefer the BreadBox ecosystem myself
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the best #bread to put in your touchscreen toaster comes from Rizen. For only $30 a week they send you all the ingredients you need to make fresh bread in the comfort of your own home. Choose from dozens of bread styles and make yourself up to 10 loaves a month. No measuring required, just mix, knead, and bake!
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Does a #Rizen subscription provide custom toasting profiles that are compatible with all smart toasters?
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Three Olives posted:There is even an budget option if a color LCD isn't in the cards, the SEEDEEM Toaster: SEEDEEM NUTZ lmao got em
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Hey T0 I actually used this bit at an Xmas gathering last night and I hit it at just the right time, and got some laughs and then other people started riffing on the concept till we got to the IoT toilet with an expired subscription. It was good clean fun, thank you.
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You tip the toaster into the bathtub with you but sweet escape from this hellworld does not come because you aren't subscribed to the software updates
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Animal-Mother posted:You tip the toaster into the bathtub with you but sweet escape from this hellworld does not come because you aren't subscribed to the software updates I bet you didn't even pay for the special bathwater
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I'm not sure if these are real toasters or if 3o is doing a Photoshop bit. Either way it's pretty sad.
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Outrail posted:I'm not sure if these are real toasters or is 3o is doing a Photoshop bit. Either way it's pretty sad. Subscribe with the times old man!
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BigBadSteve posted:
Actually no, I use the panini press all the time, it's never created a mess.
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Call Your Grandma posted:the best #bread to put in your touchscreen toaster comes from Rizen. For only $30 a week they send you all the ingredients you need to make fresh bread in the comfort of your own home. Choose from dozens of bread styles and make yourself up to 10 loaves a month. No measuring required, just mix, knead, and bake! Bah $30 a week? What sort of plebs do you think we are, do you have any sort of premium membership, I don't want to share the same flour as commoners.
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Outrail posted:Grant appliances human rights so nobody can violate them by granting them sapience. Grant humans rights and take away their sapience.
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3O chowin down on a smart toaster panini while gazing at the plebs of GBS, a look of expectation crossing his face for a moment
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Order now and get a 5$ Butter Up discount!
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Three Olives posted:Actually no, I use the panini press all the time, it's never created a mess. Post the sandwich Can't see how it could work unless you make a lovely sandwich with one thin slice of unmelting vegan cheese or something
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Call Your Grandma posted:the best #bread to put in your touchscreen toaster comes from Rizen. For only $30 a week they send you all the ingredients you need to make fresh bread in the comfort of your own home. Choose from dozens of bread styles and make yourself up to 10 loaves a month. No measuring required, just mix, knead, and bake! Wow, that's only $13 a loaf. I see you can really save money by making bread yourself!
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Call Your Grandma posted:the best #bread to put in your touchscreen toaster comes from Rizen. For only $30 a week they send you all the ingredients you need to make fresh bread in the comfort of your own home. Choose from dozens of bread styles and make yourself up to 10 loaves a month. No measuring required, just mix, knead, and bake! Whatever happened to bread makers? I remember they were a real thing in the like 90s? It was like the Instatpot fad, everyone had a bread maker. Growing up we used to spend a few weeks every year on Molokai and there was a bakery that made a sweet bread, we used to bring back a bunch of their bread maker ingredient packs so we could have the "authentic" Molokai sweet bread with teriyaki chicken.
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Three Olives posted:Whatever happened to bread makers? I remember they were a real thing in the like 90s? It was like the Instatpot fad, everyone had a bread maker. My Aunt and Uncle have one and make fresh bread everyday with it. I hear generally though people commonly just brought one, used it once or twice than forgot about it. Personally I don't think there's to much use for them as I tend to just make my own bread from scratch and like it's not that hard about 30 minutes of actual work could make you bread for a week, and making it yourself you can tweak the recipe to how you like it.
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Three Olives posted:Whatever happened to bread makers? I remember they were a real thing in the like 90s? It was like the Instatpot fad, everyone had a bread maker. Summers in Rangoon...
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Fuuuuuuck, mine's been hacked touch screen displays Jolly Roger and bread comes out as pirate flags :angrey: getting emails to pay ransom
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It costs 0.00006 BTC every time I activate my Toastero
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im in ur toaster, haxxor ur bread
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You jump out of bed all excited to make breakfast toast using your brand new LCD screen toaster. You even updated the ROM last night.But when you look at the screen, it's Goatse, there are no buttons.You try tapping the balls, wedding ring and the hole iself, all without success. The Goatse hole stares at you mockingly. There will be no toast today.
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BigBadSteve posted:You jump out of bed all excited to make breakfast toast using your brand new LCD screen toaster. You even updated the ROM last night.But when you look at the screen, it's Goatse, there are no buttons.You try tapping the balls, wedding ring and the hole iself, all without success. The Goatse hole stares at you mockingly. There will be no toast today. Look if you don't know how to navigate a Goatse based operating system by 2023 you don't deserve toast. 
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