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Your toaster's Goatse.OS gives you eggs on your toast for pressing the balls and sausage for the dong.
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Zugzwang posted:Your toaster's Goatse.OS gives you eggs on your toast for pressing the balls and sausage for the dong. That sounds hilarious
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Dec 26, 2023 05:06
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If you buy breakfast sausage by the tube you can make two patties wide enough to put in a pop up toaster. It's the best way to prepare breakfast sausage, better than grilling.
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Dec 26, 2023 05:09
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Press the wedding ring for a side of Funyuns
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MrQwerty posted:That sounds hilariously tasty
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Dec 26, 2023 05:33
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Wait till the Toaster Oven and the Air Fryer and the Toaster start talking....
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if you don't have an electric kettle, you can turn on your toaster and lower it into a big pot of water to quickly heat it up for tea!
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Dec 26, 2023 05:36
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Zugzwang posted:Your toaster's Goatse.OS gives you eggs on your toast for pressing the balls and sausage for the dong. Zugzwang posted:Press the wedding ring for a side of Funyuns  As if a toaster creates any foods from nothing, you silly billy.You must mean your boyfriend Goatse.OS, I heard he gets around and is a whiz in the kitchen as well as in the bedroom. Once he's cooked a plateful of delicious food, he keeps it warm in his rear end until you're ready to dig in. Sometimes old tech is better.
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Dec 26, 2023 07:24
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BigBadSteve posted:Sometimes old tech is better. Oh you mean the Toaster with the lemonparty OS?
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DicktheCat posted:Grant humans rights and take away their sapience. We don't need anymore MAGA voters.
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