NFL Sunday Week 16 Christmas Eve GDT: OH MY GOD I TBOIGUY HE HAD A FIMNLE

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

just keepin' dem bees

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:18

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Elephanthead posted:

Derick Henry has two more passing TD this season than Aaron Rodgers.

The same amount as Ryan Tannehill!

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:18

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Feels like the only stops the cowboys get are Tua incompletions.

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:18

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

galactic brain defensive calls by Quinn here

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

what does it take for someone to sit down in front of their screenplay and type the words

THE BEEKEEPER

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

just keepin' dem bees

White Male Power Fantasy: The Movie

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Takes No Damage posted:

White Male Power Fantasy: The Movie

but like

you coulda named him The Mechanic, the metaphor works better and your target audience likes that better

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

heh

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:21

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Bears game announcer just said Cairo Santos was ready to Feliz Navidad out of here. Pretty sure Spanish is not his native tongue.

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:21

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Miami feels automatic to me even if the score says otherwise

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

okay now run the ball three times and kick FG, ez pz

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:21

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Bears game announcer just said Cairo Santos was ready to Feliz Navidad out of here. Pretty sure Spanish is not his native tongue.

Yeah, it's Portuguese, so "Feliz Natal"

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Bearsssss

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

drat they�re just gonna sit on it now and kick it aren�t they

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

heh

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Do you just run it up the guy three times here?

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

oh that feels very :fork:

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

man the cowboys actually got lucky that wasnt a TD, tyreeks man stumbled following him in motion

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

but like

you coulda named him The Mechanic, the metaphor works better and your target audience likes that better

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Got to let them score

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Have the cowboys ever drawn a hold

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Ah well,

An Effort of Sorts Was Made

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rogue Elephant posted:

man the ~~cowboys~~ dolphins actually got lucky that wasnt a TD, tyreeks man stumbled following him in motion

TD would give them too much time

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Rogue Elephant posted:

man the cowboys actually got lucky that wasnt a TD, tyreeks man stumbled following him in motion

Cowboys would have been better served by a tyreek td there

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

More Fins uncalled penalties

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Aaaaaanso nervous

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

loving hell Dallas

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TheKingslayer posted:

are you loving kidding me lmao

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Takes No Damage posted:

More Fins uncalled penalties

The refs loving owe us for the Eagles game

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

now they can�t freeze

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Ooh, Phins almost blew it there

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:24

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

cmon dolphins do not blow this you giant idiots

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

gently caress the cowboys

:fork:

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Should have let them score :negative:

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:24

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Takes No Damage posted:

Should have let them score

How? They would just go down near the goal

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:25

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

argh fml, even if this is a low/no stakes game, I wanna win

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:25

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Mystic Stylez posted:

this is what I deserve for rooting for the Cowboys

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:25

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Hell yeah

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:25

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

REDZONE, SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL

*ends broadcast a little over 6 hours in*

# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:25

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