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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Merry Nickmas GDT!
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
What is going onnnnn

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Too much Nick slime on the gameballs

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It's time to bench Mahomes.

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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
The gods demand clownball

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
What happened, there. Did both of them think they were getting the ball or did neither of them think they were getting the ball?

Okay, we got a criscoball in Kansas City apparently.

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Well I can't say that surprised me. At least it was funny dumb.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 I like that the kicker didn't even try

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 MERRY CLOWNBALL

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 I am a few miles away from the stadium but it is not particularly windy outside here Tony.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 The clowns have stuck around for Christmas I see.

Chiefs suffering is my lifeblood today.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Codependent Poster posted:

I like that the kicker didn't even try

the unsure kicking leg move then deciding to block is cracking me up

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 LMAO

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Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
OMFG

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 lmfao YESSSSS

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Guess Mahomes is bundling some turnovers

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
WHAT


WHAT



WHAT IS GOING ON

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 HAHAHAHA

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
PATRICK MAHOMES IS SHOOK

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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
WHAT IS HAPPENING

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 :roflolmao: get fuuuuuuucked Chiefs.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lol



lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 It wasn't a clean hold but I think he had it down in time

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 GET hosed CHIEFS

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Just asking myself "what" on that whole sequence of events

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
is this game real

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I also would have chosen not to do that, Chiefs.

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 Absolute TRASH

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 The Chiefs, The

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Haha this game is so stupid.

Merry Christmas to all non-Chiefs fans.

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
 No one’s afraid of the Chiefs anymore

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

 lmfao this is amazing

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Chiefs are frauds

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Note: Chiefs are eliminated from #1 seed with a loss today.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 oh man has there ever been back to back plays like that?

fumble TD recovery then pick six the next play?

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

razorscooter posted:

kansas city got space jammed, how stupid have we been to not notice this
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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 chefs

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
 The Chiefs are still going to win this game, unfortunately

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
The raiders have replaced their whole offense with their defense

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Don We Now
Apr 18, 2005

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




 YES

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 :lol: whut?

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