Merry Nickmas GDT!

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Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

haljordan posted:

how many of these baffling game shows is fox going to fart out

You're making this game sound like a bad one. As someone who hates the NFCE and doesn't care too much about the outcome, it's a fantastic game :cool:

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 01:43

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# ¿ May 29, 2024 23:41

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

haljordan posted:

oh sorry i meant that bizarre actual game show that rob lowe is hosting apparently

Ohhhh right, sorry I mis-interpreted your post. And yea, that looks loving awful.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 01:45

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

elime anning posted:

man these throws from Tyrod are awful

TBH, that was a real good throw. Robinson just let it sail through his arms on that play..

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 01:49

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Nice time management there...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 01:52

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

About the ending I expected, congrats Birds!

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 01:53

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Elephanthead posted:

Lazy Mannings now I got to look at Joe buck and aikman

Good news: you won't have to look at them for very long

Bad news: you'll have to listen to them for the next few hours

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:06

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

bows1 posted:

yeah but I've never watched anything on ABC... there is no ABC app on PS5 or LG... how the gently caress can I watch this

edit - do they have a peacock equivalent?

If you don't have over the air channels but have some sort of cable/live tv thing, then https://abc.com/watch-live/abc

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:12

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Nice no-call already, refs...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:21

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

What in the gently caress was that, Jackson? One of the worst executed plays I've ever seen

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:29

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Sono posted:

Refs put his knees up for bonus tripping action and is smiling his rear end off.

Probably wondering why the hell Jackson is scrambling backwards towards his own endzone

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:33

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

AndrewP posted:

I really don't understand how a ref tripping on his own dumb feet is allowed to give another team points

Don't worry, it was one of the other refs who was the first to rule it was a safety. Conflict of interest averted!

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:35

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

ComfyPants posted:

Mmmmmm

https://i.imgur.com/t81l8Hn.mp4

Thank you for this :allears:

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:38

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

abelwingnut posted:

yea, but i always thought that whole region, basically an hour each way outside of sf, was basically considered the bay area.

whatever, lamar and quite a few others are dressed like it's subzero or something.

They are in the bay area. Not sure why the person you're responding to is claiming otherwise, but even the wiki agrees: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Bay_Area

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 02:55

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

drat, hell of an int :stare:

And nice tackle by Purdy there...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:00

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

Pretty rude of ABC to publicly ask "Why Detroit" like that.

Also, what the hell, 49ers??

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:15

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Mr. Nice! posted:

That's an official NFL video.

I didn't even realize that :lol:

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:26

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

UP AND ADAM posted:

Why not do the 2 pointer?

Way too early in the game to start doing that. They'd mess up and probably end up losing by 1

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:31

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

This is dumb. It's better to go for it as soon as possible. Then you know for certain how many points you need.

I think it's a safe bet that more points will be scored by the end of the game. And based how this game is going, probably weird numbers from another safety!

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:34

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

This game has just officially turned sad.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:15

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

I do feel a little bad for Purdy, most of the interceptions have been tipped passes or had his arm hit as he throws

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:16

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

I thought the 49ers were supposed to have a good D? It looks like they barely know how to even tackle...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:32

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

a helpful bear posted:

If these teams end up at the SB again the Niners are required to hire Jim for one game as a waterboy

Sadly, it might not be an options: https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-michigan-offers-jim-harbaugh-a-contract-with-no-nfl-clause-for-2024

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:34

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

That almost looked like a facemask at the end of the tackle on Kittle....

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:42

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

That was ridiculous balance by Samuel on that play...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:43

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

baller penalty decline there

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:56

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Kawalimus posted:

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOW SUCH HORRIBLE SITUATIONAL AWARENESS IN PLAYCALLING. GOD I HATE THIS HEAS COACH but like the team

What are you freaking out about?

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:57

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Kawalimus posted:

We could have been up 24 or got a first down

What a tragedy, I don't know how the Ravens can continue being a team after that embarrassment. Pack it up folks, the Ravens should forfeit the game and cut their losses before it's too late.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:01

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Master Stur posted:

its the kawalimus household

harbaugh slides down the chimney and puts coal in his stocking

"we won bitch"

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:02

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

really queer Christmas posted:

I hope the ravens fire Harbaugh, and also he comes work for the saints as penance for his awful work tonight

Come on, the Panthers deserve him. I don't want to have to worry about Belichick being the head coach next year :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:04

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

How many players does it take to tackle Aiyuk?

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:08

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

fsif posted:

Do not tell the Niners have to go into the postseason without their quarterback AGAIN

Eh, based on these past 2 3 plays, it might be for the best...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:08

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Huh, maybe they should have pulled Purdy after his 3rd int....

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:10

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Vaders Jester posted:

Darnold wanting to prove it's not just Purdey that can try to throw interceptions.

Eh, McCaffrey should have really caught that one...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:11

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Holy gently caress Samuel...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:18

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Holy poo poo :stare:

where has this offense been all game

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:22

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Kirios posted:

Ravens were controlling this game until Kawalimus started getting pessimistic again.

I love it.

I mean....they're still pretty well in control with only 2:20 left...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

49ers might be able to score before the 2 minute warning :woop:

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Kawalimus posted:

If we hadnt CALLED A loving PASS PLAY AND GOT SACKED OUT OF FIELD GOAL RANGE. this is probably over

You're up by 14 with 2 minutes left. You'll be fine.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:29

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# ¿ May 29, 2024 23:41

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Welp, it was fun that the 49ers looked like they might have had a faint chance

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 05:31

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