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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post your fave predictions for 2024 itt

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in 2024 the number 69 will grow in significance

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in 2024 they will release GPT 4.20 and it will smoke the competition

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in 2024 apple will finally release the iphone 9

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in 2024 GTA6 will come out in 2025

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
we'll have had robotaxis for 6 years by then. thanks elon

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

there will new impenetrable slang invented by the youth and it will piss off everyone

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
they will figure out a way to transmit smells over the internet

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



year of linux on the desktop

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Face Joe posted:

year of linux on the desktop

I hope so

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




ford will adopt it for the in-car infotainment systems and it will also be the year of linux on the blacktop

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
2024 will see the introduction of in-car ads and having to say “tesla” out loud to engage the rear vision backing camera

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

the united states will elect dwayne "the rock" johnson as its 47th president

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

well-read undead posted:

the united states will elect dwayne "the rock" johnson as its 47th president

how many years until the 69th prez? in my lifetime? 🥺

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

well-read undead posted:

the united states will elect dwayne "the rock" johnson as its 47th president

there would defo be some birtherism around this not purestrain white individual

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

cold girl winter

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

shingy makes a comeback

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

shingy makes a comeback

shaggy is overdue for a comeback

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

cold girl winter

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
memes become a form of currency

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i will own

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yes you will

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Earth gonna explode

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

im gonna gently caress and cum

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos

Improbable Lobster posted:

Earth gonna explode

inshallah

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
2024 will make 2023 look like 2022

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

im gonna gently caress and cum

dreams are free

Alzabo
Oct 23, 2002

You watched it, you can't unwatch it.
everything gets a little bit worse and you will care a little bit less about it

even if you can't admit the latter part to other people, you have no real center so it does not hurt your sense of self

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

joe biden will fix everything in 2024.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
windows 11 1h24 update further monetizes eyeballs by adding mandatory watch 2 min commercials to non enterprise releases every 30 minutes. enterprise releases make them skippable via gpo.

some rear end in a top hat reinvents the sound subsystem for linux again because pulse audio is now “too complex and laggy”, 4 new distros spawn into existence with differing implementations

FreeBSD adds support for a network adapter that was first released 8 years ago.

macOS/iOS adds ai “not available” auto responses that throw mad shade on non apple users. this is part of the new iMessage cross platform support to stave off android anti trust litigation.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
pogs, but on the blockchain

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this mf ☝️ is a modern day nostradamus

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
2024 is 420[x]2 backwards so i predict weed will be legalized federally in the us and i will be twice as high next year in preparation

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the San Diego Chargers are going to make a big comeback

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the lions are winning the super bowl

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

the lions are winning the super bowl

not with joe flacco in the way.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
some stupid rear end in a top hat is gonna release an ai blockchain cloud craptocoin bullshit scam and become a fukin gorrilionaire and im gonna start havin to take out knee breaking loans at 26% to send my kids to school so they can afford their own health insurance

or start selling my 401k and accept ill be eating cat food when im 70

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
im gonna be thinkin of burning this muthafucka down is my prediction for 2024

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fresh_cheese posted:

gorrilionaire

lmao

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

war lol

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