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In 2024 I’ll touch a computer And the hosed up thing about it? Someone’s gonna pay me for it
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ADINSX posted:In 2024 I’ll touch a computer nah the hosed up bit is im supposed to be leading others and teaching them how to touch computer i never wanted to be the devil but here we are
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the AI bubble will be pumped up even more insanely. elon will find new ways to be a terrible person. apple will release a phone. it will be a boring incremental improvement. apple will release their insanely expensive vr headset. it will be sold out forever despite the price and not having any apps. actual uses remain unclear. google will do absolutely nothing worth remembering, like every year. meta will pioneer new pants rendering technology for their metaverse legs that nobody will use. all streaming services will consolidate into one big service called CABLE. the only one not joining will be apple tv plus, which will raise its prices to $25 per month. intel’s chip business will continue to deflate until they are bailed out by AMD. intel discrete GPU lines will be officially cancelled. amd will continue to not make software that rivals cuda in any way. Microsoft will get serious about windows for arm. they will convince chip vendors and oems to spend a lot of money on this. they will change direction and pull back from it all in 2025, screwing those vendors. nvidia will make a gpu that requires an EV charger to power.
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Dec 27, 2023 05:57
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Cat Face Joe posted:year of linux on the desktop
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the Linux kernel people will start fighting with the rust people. Linus will get pissed and yank all rust code out of the kernel. windows whatever version we’re on will be shitted up with ai everything. you will need to pay a subscription fee for it to work, or else live without it but with all windows features constantly breaking because they depend on it. macOS will continue the trend of needlessly making everything worse. Modular’s mojo language (python fork) will become popular and python people are going to become extremely angry about this. rust will be banned as a cult in Germany. threads will replace twitter as the social network of record. mastodon will remain the linux of social networks.
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Dec 27, 2023 06:09
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our sweet innocent boy sbf will be publicly executed for crimes he did not commit
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Dec 27, 2023 15:03
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hans reiser will be found innocent and released from prison, where he'll continue work on his filesystem
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Dec 27, 2023 15:04
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john mcafee will return from beyond the grave, carried on the back of a blue whale and bringing with him an entirely new and never seen before non-pos os which will herald a new era of computing
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2023 was the year of Linux on the desktop, so 2024 will be the year of Hurd on the desktop
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interestingly 2023 was both the year of linux on windows on the desktop and of windows on linux on the desktop.
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Dec 27, 2023 19:41
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apple will finally give up on the ios horseshit and switch over to webos, to great rejoicing.
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Dec 27, 2023 19:52
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2 tragic events will happen in january and people will yearn for 2023
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Dec 27, 2023 20:12
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predicting the sequel to covid : covids
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speaking of, how come hollywood hasn’t made a movie about covid? didn’t take them this long to make a movie about 9/11
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echinopsis posted:speaking of, how come hollywood hasn’t made a movie about covid? didn’t take them this long to make a movie about 9/11 they already did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5povsMKfT4
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that movie was some good terrifying poo poo, but when you saw it you were like meh the bubonic plague was worse
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sorry that joke was awfully executed
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echinopsis posted:speaking of, how come hollywood hasn’t made a movie about covid? didn’t take them this long to make a movie about 9/11 they did it was awesome https://youtube.com/watch?v=-KJRVuikVhY
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echinopsis posted:dreams are free 
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:hans reiser will be found innocent and released from prison, where he'll continue work on his filesystem he is risen 
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:he is risen he is reisen he is . . . ryzen ?
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Dec 28, 2023 04:33
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2024 : operating systems will start experimenting with a subscription model
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Dec 28, 2023 06:52
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im gonna get an 8% raise
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Dec 28, 2023 12:50
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fart simpson posted:im gonna get an 8% raise that's higher than inflation and gdp growth for china and does not sound very fair or equitable, fart
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shitface posted:that's higher than inflation and gdp growth for china and does not sound very fair or equitable, fart i might be wrong im just predicting
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Dec 28, 2023 15:19
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Bloody posted:he is reisen jizzin’ 4 reiserfs
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Dec 28, 2023 15:21
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fart simpson posted:im gonna get an 8=====D% raise
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i know this is hosed up if true, but tori is still going to be jyzzin for ryzen.
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Dec 28, 2023 20:05
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I’m probably not going to upgrade my computer
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Silver Alicorn posted:I’m probably not going to upgrade my computer if im lucky i'll be able to downgrade mine
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Dec 28, 2023 20:57
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In 2024 they're going to invent a new kind of pop-up that every website will have. It will go in-between the "select your cookie preferences" one and the "this website is better experienced using our app" one, maybe it'll be after the "this website would like to know your location one".
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Dec 28, 2023 22:12
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Salt Fish posted:In 2024 they're going to invent a new kind of pop-up that every website will have. It will go in-between the "select your cookie preferences" one and the "this website is better experienced using our app" one, maybe it'll be after the "this website would like to know your location one". "please consider disabling Tracking Protection for this site. click here to see how"
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Dec 28, 2023 22:17
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i welcome anything that makes my browsing experience more hellish and terrible, thus discouraging me from spending time in front of a computer screen
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Dec 28, 2023 22:18
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2024 will be more difficult than 2023
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Dec 28, 2023 23:26
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I’m going to eat a California burrito
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on the 9th of november, an air traffic control tower will collapse onto two planes
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prices are going up up up!
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one of these posters... will... die!
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