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Begemot posted:It was the cockatrice who objectified her, I think you'll find. I respectfully counter: the cockatrice petrified her.
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Marsupial Ape posted:I respectfully counter: the cockatrice petrified her. She was stunned into a tsukkomi
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My hot take of the day: Laios would eat Mr. Mime if he could. If you disagree with this you are objectively incorrect.
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i'm not entirely sure what laios wouldn't eat tbh probably not dirt eating other humans seems like something he knows would be against decorum but he doesn't understand the line there implicitly, i'm not confident he wouldn't take a bite of half foot if he was able to ignore the social consequences
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ninjewtsu posted:probably not dirt If you told him it was earth from a Golem he'd eat it.
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Have the golem lay down flat, dig a depression in it, and use it as a in-ground bbq pit. Laois would make a weird analogy about pregnancy and child birth.
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if you put a lethal dose of poison in front of laois i'm not sure he wouldn't find some justification or reason to give it a taste biting into a giant parasite raw was a very revealing action
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ninjewtsu posted:i'm not entirely sure what laios wouldn't eat tbh He wanted to eat the living armor before he knew there was a creature in it and just thought it was metal.
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Laios knows that you aren't supposed to kill another human so that you can eat them, but if someone happens to get killed and their flesh is just going to go to waste, he doesn't really understand why other people have such a gut-level horror of eating them.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:My hot take of the day: Laios would eat Mr. Mime if he could. If you disagree with this you are objectively incorrect. I hope you're happy, Laios. That mime was basically Ash's father.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:My hot take of the day: Laios would eat Mr. Mime if he could. If you disagree with this you are objectively incorrect.
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I wonder if an apple pie tree would delight or disappoint Laois and Senshi. They don’t want to live on Big Rock Candy Mountain, they want to thrive beneath it. Yes, I’m calling them hobos. Marcille deserves to find a cupcake bush, or a spaghetti squash that is actually full of spaghetti.
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Marcille does indeed deserve nice things but instead she will probably be served demonic flies and a haunted mirror (they find a way to cook it)
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Why would Laios eat a human? His obsession is specifically with eating monsters.
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SirSamVimes posted:Why would Laios eat a human? His obsession is specifically with eating monsters. Humans are the real monsters.
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SirSamVimes posted:Why would Laios eat a human? His obsession is specifically with eating monsters. What do you think pokemon is short for?
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Oooo…baby fruit tree would solve and create a lot of problems.
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MARCILLE: "We are all in the Monster Manual, are we not? My entry is between Elemental and Ethereal Filcher."
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SirSamVimes posted:Why would Laios eat a human? His obsession is specifically with eating monsters. it's important to have a solid point of reference
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ninjewtsu posted:i'm not entirely sure what laios wouldn't eat tbh Laios would absolutely eat diirt, provided it was interesting monster related dirt
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Like no he wouldn't eat just any old dirt from the ground but if you convinced him it was Cool Dirt that might taste interesting, down the hatch
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I hope you're happy, Laios. That mime was basically Ash's father. Serious response to an obvious joke: I don't think Laios would eat any Pokemon that was obviously someone's pet or friend. I firmly believe Laios would be on board with eating a wild Mr. Mime, but eating the Mr. Mime that lives with Ash's mom would be wrong to him to him in the same way eating someone's cat or dog would be wrong. Yes! Exactly like that!
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I Googled “edible dirt” and I am now mad at the world.
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Hey there, everyone. This is Laios, from Dungeons.
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How far do you think Laois would actually chase an animate gingerbread man? Which end does he start with?
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Marsupial Ape posted:How far do you think Laois would actually chase an animate gingerbread man? Which end does he start with? The legs obviously. That way it can't run away anymore.
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Marsupial Ape posted:I Googled “edible dirt” and I am now mad at the world. Yeah eating dirt is a whole thing. Some people do it out of compulsion, some people do it from a cultural or historical practice.
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HamburgerTownUSA posted:Yeah eating dirt is a whole thing. Some people do it out of compulsion, some people do it from a cultural or historical practice. It’s the boutique edible clay treats that upset me. For nuance: I am mad at the pervasiveness of commercialism. The world is ok.
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Marsupial Ape posted:How far do you think Laois would actually chase an animate gingerbread man? Which end does he start with? He would chase it until he caught it, or until someone (probably Chilchuck or Marcille) physically stopped him. He would start with the head and take it off with one bite.
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Has this already been posted? https://x.com/qrowscant/status/1755126310630723653
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(Louie voice) LAI-os
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ninjewtsu posted:if you put a lethal dose of poison in front of laois i'm not sure he wouldn't find some justification or reason to give it a taste  Laois if he real
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ninjewtsu posted:if you put a lethal dose of poison in front of laois i'm not sure he wouldn't find some justification or reason to give it a taste If it was monster venom he’d definitely be chugging that poo poo just to know what it tastes like, and not understand how fundamentally hosed the reasoning of “we’re in a dungeon so you can just revive me with some pig blood, what’s the problem” is.
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That's why I take a draught of Mithridate every morning. I'm liable to poison myself, one of these days.
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Has this been posted yet? https://x.com/sofmoou/status/1779232652274368702?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA (Reference pic is Laios’ dub VA)
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Last Celebration posted:If it was monster venom he’d definitely be chugging that poo poo just to know what it tastes like, and not understand how fundamentally hosed the reasoning of “we’re in a dungeon so you can just revive me with some pig blood, what’s the problem” is. Most venoms are meant to go directly into your bloodstream and can't survive your digestive system, it's probably fine.
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Clarste posted:Most venoms are meant to go directly into your bloodstream and can't survive your digestive system, it's probably fine.
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