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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Bad Purchase posted:

anyone else hearing the lord's voice commanding them to toxx for trump?

:chaostrump:

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Get the fact straight. It’s called to fall in love bro. Too many of yall on that mess where its beyond even a pratfall and yall basically slowly lowering yourself to the ground with a safety harness in many cases. You got to “let go and let god” and stop being on that unspontaneous mess. Many of yall coming up empty “Havnt found the right partner” when the relatives cop a question as to why you are alone on Xmas yet again. That’s the point yall aren’t supposed to “FIND” any darn thing! Should be happen when you aren’t seeking to find. “ the less I search my soul for some definitive, the closer I am to fine.”

Words of wisdom straight from Him, President Joe Biden

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

This thread convinced me to vote for re-electing Joe Biden as president of the USA next November

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Haven't fallen in love since they shut down the Craigslist random gently caress boards.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I've been told specifically *not* to look for love as love will look for me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Looking for love in all the wrong places....

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Maudib Arakkis posted:

“ the less I search my soul for some definitive, the closer I am to fine.”
this is a cute song though :kiddo:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

buglord posted:

this is a cute song though :kiddo:

I got my diploma and I was free....

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Toxic Mental posted:

This thread convinced me to vote for re-electing Joe Biden as president of the USA next November

i dunno, i didnt much care for that time he said crimp instead of chimp so i'm voting for trump

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Yeah I been trying to tell people this poo poo but they don't listen it's crazy 🤣🤣🤣

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Let's do it, let's fall in love!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Many of yall coming up empty “Havnt found the right partner” when the relatives cop a question as to why you are alone on Xmas yet again.

dick 2 big

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Shan’t dox but Havnt copped a chance to use it yet

Are you Shawn from Ohio?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
let's all guess the op's name and location

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

kntfkr posted:

let's all guess the op's name and location

Joseph from Delaware

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

let's all guess the op's name and location

Brian from Saugus

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

let's all guess the op's name and location

Peter from Sioux Falls

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Jake from state farm

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Freaking knew it

good eye op

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Brendan from Klamath Falls, Oregon.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suck my dick op

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

shut the gently caress up Maudib Arakkis

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
AIDS

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
I didn't even know you were sick

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


kntfkr posted:

let's all guess the op's name and location

Timmy from kentucky

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

mannerup posted:

I didn't even know you were sick

*walks past u and jabs u in the thigh with a syringe*

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Well rihgt now im gonna WINTER in love

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'm just blindly swiping right until someone fat thumbs the two of us into a regrettable life decision.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Peter from Sioux Falls

Just talked to OP. This is right.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
A little more OP Doxxing for u:


OP's first dance song at OP and Mrs. OP's wedding was



Lighting Crashes

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I can't even fall asleep.
I can fall over pretty well.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

A little more OP Doxxing for u:


OP's first dance song at OP and Mrs. OP's wedding was



Lighting Crashes

Lol this is amazingly on-brand

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

think i read earlier that the mess of a relationship op is currently in was pulled from his bosses toilet (innuendo?)??/

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Toxic Mental posted:

This thread convinced me to vote for re-electing Joe Biden as president of the USA next November

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What is this thing you call "love"?


- Grok

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

think i read earlier that the mess of a relationship op is currently in was pulled from his bosses toilet (innuendo?)??/

Wait op is piggy Smalls?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

kntfkr posted:

A little more OP Doxxing for u:


OP's first dance song at OP and Mrs. OP's wedding was



Lighting Crashes

Like the rollie thunder chasing the wind...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

Wait op is piggy Smalls?

that fella is a f.r.e.a.k.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

Wait op is piggy Smalls?

op is many things but he’s no bootlicker

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

think i read earlier that the mess of a relationship op is currently in was pulled from his bosses toilet (innuendo?)??/

how much steam was involved? it is that time of year

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