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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


An interesting phrase from some Christians is that faith can move mountains.

But does that mean the perfect God put some mountains in the wrong place?

Also which mountains have moved? Nobody has any faith?

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That's deep bro

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Himalayas are moving right now. You're welcome.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They’re talking about big huge boobs

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
They were talking about Faith Hill

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




check out plate tectonics op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ain't no mountain tall enough!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It doesn't mean that at all OP it's a metaphor that through God all things are possible so jot that down

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Mountains can only move in relation to something else. Otherwise nothing ever moves, since you can define any giving point as the center of the universe and the object in question stays right there.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Silence from the forums nefarious Xtian cabal on this??

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Faith actually can’t move mountains though, I hope somebody lets them know.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Devils Affricate posted:

They were talking about Faith Hill

She can only move hills, it’s right there in her name

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They’re talking about big huge boobs

Even faith(penis) the size of a mustard seed(small) can move mountains(titties)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Appalachians are eroding right now. Does that count as moving?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I like to erode it, erode it

No, it's not nearly as catchy.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I have faith in tectonic activity.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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In the same vein, what's the deal with Muhammad's inability to visit the mountain?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I've had it with internet atheists

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Can't wait to see what enlightening religion takedowns you post next, OP! I'm on the edge of my seat so please hurry

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
God puts all sorts of poo poo in the wrong place as a challenge for us morals or something

Just constantly

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




god gave humankind the ability to move mountains as well as the ability to plan on love

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-EdCNjumvI

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

maybeadracula posted:

God puts all sorts of poo poo in the wrong place as a challenge for us morals or something

Just constantly

Dinosaur bones were placed in the ground as a prank, bro.
And you all fell for it!

- God

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Every earthquake a miracle

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-EdCNjumvI

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Can't wait to see what enlightening religion takedowns you post next, OP! I'm on the edge of my seat so please hurry

Hey OP I think you got this guy, he's angry

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

threads like this tarnish the good name of General Bull poo poo

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
But if the mountain won't go to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. What then?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Ez8 posted:

But if the mountain won't go to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. What then?

I hope he enjoys the mountain

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ez8 posted:

But if the mountain won't go to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. What then?

There is no mountain

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

In the same vein, what's the deal with Muhammad's inability to visit the mountain?

some archangel said he'd kick his rear end if he saw him again or something

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

faith : mountains :: horniness : ?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Fingers.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It won't work cos you also put some points in dex, can't fool me

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

captain kirk is climbing a mountain

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Nobody said faith alone can move mountains

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Ain't no mountain tall enough!

Diana Ross's ex-husband Arne Naess Jr. diied while climbing in the Groot Frankenstein mountains, so I guess there is one high enough.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Bramble posted:

Silence from the forums nefarious Xtian cabal on this??

"Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces."

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Faith can move mountains, and thru fartin' I can touch the sky

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Goku can move mountains

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