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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > If faith can move mountains...
 
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 I've had it with internet atheists

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Devils Affricate posted:

Hey OP I think you got this guy, he's angry

I'm fuckin pissed
Jesus would beat ops rear end

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

redshirt posted:

I'm pretty certain I could kick Jesus's rear end.

I wouldn't want to, last resort thing, you dig?

Jesus would make you eat his poo poo op

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You never hear about anyone regrowing missing limbs or coming back from the dead. Seems like neither of those prayers have ever been answered.

The Bible provides metaphorical limbs. Just as the man's hand reaps the wheat, can the Lord's Word not reap souls?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > If faith can move mountains...