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Hello, Welcome to the GBS Charcuterie Table. I’ve got some basic rear end sliced cheeses and plain water crackers in the middle of the table to start. Cheddar, provolone, not much else. What are you adding to our charcuterie experience?
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Dec 29, 2023 03:07
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I brought marshmallows because I misunderstood the assignment
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Dec 29, 2023 03:12
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Brrrmph posted:What are you adding to our charcuterie experience? Wiped my wiener all over this meh spread to give it a little flavor.
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Dec 29, 2023 03:16
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Dec 29, 2023 03:21
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brought some homemade pickles that im about 67.3% sure does NOT contain botulism
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Dec 29, 2023 03:28
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Love these little guys
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Dec 29, 2023 03:30
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I got some coarse ground mustard so coarse that it might as well be loose mustard seeds
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Dec 29, 2023 03:31
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a cutting board full of olives
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Dec 29, 2023 03:34
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I've got salami rind, extra powdery. Don't all crowd in at once.
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Dec 29, 2023 03:34
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Sign me up for a sliced up cucumber and a bowl of those Gardetto’s that’s just the yummy brown crunchy things
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Dec 29, 2023 03:36
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Dec 29, 2023 03:36
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Bad Purchase posted:a cutting board full of olives This is good and welcome
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Dec 29, 2023 03:50
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 Bad Purchase posted:a cutting board full of olives I didn't check the food respondent list so we have extra olives.
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Dec 29, 2023 03:51
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Cento sardines to add to the flavors
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Dec 29, 2023 03:58
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I have a very graceful and delicate crystal candy dish with lid filled with sugar free haribo gummies, for the elite members.
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Dec 29, 2023 04:21
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Going to be honest I just brought like 5 different types of mustard because I'm hoping other people will provide the meat
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Dec 29, 2023 04:25
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One time I brought two cans of mixed vegetables to a food drive in third grade and my cousin who later became the most loathesome scumbag you can image short of robbing and murdering someone for drug money laughed all day at my contribution after we met and talked so gently caress it you can have them also gently caress him too
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Dec 29, 2023 04:30
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Because I come from poor people and have no cooking heritage, I've tried to make up my own. And legit one of my favorites is "Fancy Triscuits", where I just load up and bake and top and serve with a dip.
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Dec 29, 2023 04:33
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I had five american cheese slices in the fridge and cut them in quarters but screwed up stacking them in a spiral staircase shape so I just threw it all out. Placing a half full cloudy bottle of Franks next to the board instead.
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Dec 29, 2023 04:36
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I brought those tiny little mini sausages that I put in a crock pot with grape jelly and sweet chili sauce. It is luke warm though because I only heated it up like a hour a go. it'll be ready in uh 6 hours.
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Dec 29, 2023 04:38
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redshirt posted:Because I come from poor people and have no cooking heritage, I've tried to make up my own. 
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Dec 29, 2023 04:40
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Dec 29, 2023 04:41
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Sorry, Smugworth, my family was serving this nation while yours were eating avocado french toast
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Dec 29, 2023 04:41
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a charmin toilet paper commercial where the charmin bears wipe their rear end with the charcuterie meats like some sort of charmincuterie
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Dec 29, 2023 04:43
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Thems is nasty You are nasty
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Dec 29, 2023 04:45
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a scattering of loose corn
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Dec 29, 2023 04:46
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Cornbread Fruit salad, egg salad, chicken salad Roasted red peppers Celery sticks with various dips
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Dec 29, 2023 04:48
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Cheesburger Helper
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Dec 29, 2023 04:51
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I've seen Redshirt repeatedly sneeze into their hands, wipe them on their jeans , then immediately pick up food from the board
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Dec 29, 2023 04:55
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I'm the salami rose that no one wants to touch because it looks so pretty and they don't want to ruin it
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Dec 29, 2023 04:57
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Hollismason posted:I've seen Redshirt repeatedly sneeze into their hands, wipe them on their jeans , then immediately pick up food from the board That's a lie! First, I am rarely sick, if ever. But if I sneeze cuz of some dust or something, I do so in my elbow.
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Dec 29, 2023 04:57
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redshirt posted:That's a lie! First, I am rarely sick, if ever. But if I sneeze cuz of some dust or something, I do so in my elbow. Bullshit I saw you do it ! You used a piece of cheese to wipe off some snot!
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Dec 29, 2023 04:59
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There's a huge pile of chopsticks still in their wrappers next to it, quit being animals.
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Dec 29, 2023 05:01
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redshirt posted:Cheesburger Helper
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Dec 29, 2023 05:02
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Hollismason posted:Bullshit I saw you do it ! You used a piece of cheese to wipe off some snot! Just take the order Jimmy, Jesus!
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Dec 29, 2023 05:03
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Nooner posted:I'm the salami rose that no one wants to touch because it looks so pretty and they don't want to ruin it Just imagine, wasting a half pound of salami on a stupid garnish. Just imagine.
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Dec 29, 2023 05:03
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Hollismason posted:I've seen Redshirt repeatedly sneeze into their hands, wipe them on their jeans , then immediately pick up food from the board I've seen this as well
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Dec 29, 2023 05:04
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mannerup posted:a top tier poor food, loved this as a kid Hi-C and Cheeseburger Helper - part of a balanced diet.
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Dec 29, 2023 05:04
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I'm eating the baby corn like its a corn cob like Tom Hanks in Big , everyone groans at my poo poo
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Dec 29, 2023 05:06
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The little bistro box you can get at Starbucks covers all the bases, OP. No need to get fancy
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Dec 29, 2023 05:08
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