GBS Charcuterie Table

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Dokapon Findom posted:

The little bistro box you can get at Starbucks covers all the bases, OP. No need to get fancy

22.22 per box

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:09

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:54

Aero737: Apr 30, 2006

Sardines?

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:10

ohnobugs: Feb 22, 2003

brought a single orange slice

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:13

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

kntfkr posted:

Cornbread
Fruit salad, egg salad, chicken salad
Roasted red peppers
Celery sticks with various dips

Thank you

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:17

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

Aero737 posted:

Sardines?

Hell yes

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:17

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

Hollismason posted:

I brought those tiny little mini sausages that I put in a crock pot with grape jelly and sweet chili sauce. It is luke warm though because I only heated it up like a hour a go.

it'll be ready in uh 6 hours.

I�ll put it next to the baked brie that�s 38� in the center and 168� on the outside

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:19

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I mean poo poo, here's my Triscuits and slice of cheese slice of onion slice of pepper with a dab of creamy hot sauce

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:21

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

can someone bring more olives? we're already out

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:33

Costco Meatballs: Oct 21, 2022

Hello friends, I have prepared for you some pancakes

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:34

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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brought the fanciest meat I could find at Target

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:34

Costco Meatballs: Oct 21, 2022

Have some syrup. The real Quebec/Vermont stuff

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:36

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I'm a vegetarian, FYI

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:38

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

redshirt posted:

I'm a vegetarian, FYI

Have some olives and chocolate covered pretzels then pal

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:41

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Nooner posted:

Have some olives and chocolate covered pretzels then pal

I hate olives.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:42

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

redshirt posted:

I hate olives.

Have you tried simply leaving?

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:43

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

redshirt posted:

I hate olives.

Get the gently caress out of my house then

E:

Grey Cat posted:

Have you tried simply leaving?

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:43

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Have you tried simply leaving?

I don't have to eat, we're cool.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:46

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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redshirt posted:

I'm a vegetarian, FYI

please do not troll the charcuterie thread

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:49

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

mannerup posted:

please do not troll the charcuterie thread

I was just leaving, thank you

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:53

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Cheetos marinated in Mountain Dew

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:23

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*scoops out the brie wedge, leaving the rind*

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:36

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

*fills the rind with capers*

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:39

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Capacole famously called gabagool by one family man that the show Sopranos centers around.

With a double glocester cheese and a smoked guyere.

Prosciutto thinly sliced by hand

Yellow pepper jam

Cracked fig crackers

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:49

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

With frites piled high

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:51

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mannerup posted:

brought the fanciest meat I could find at Target

Not bad, not great.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:57

mailorder bees: Nov 4, 2011; FLUFFERNUTTER

dig in y'all

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# ? Dec 29, 2023 07:13

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I'll bring fried Halloumi cheese. Great stuff.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 07:16

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I�m mostly vegetarian but I�m on board with the board. I�m bringing:

A delightfully crusty baguette
Basil pesto
An extra aged cheddar
Kapiti Kikorangi Blue cheese
Some grapes
Carrots, bell peppers, celery (all sliced into dippy sticks)
French onion dip
Some cherry tomatoes
Onion jam
Smoked olives
Oatmeal crackers with almonds in

# ? Dec 29, 2023 08:17

egg_dog: Nov 12, 2005; nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́; Fun Shoe

Bringing some hummus that's been left unwrapped so the edges have gone hard and discoloured

# ? Dec 29, 2023 10:00

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

A pack of salt crackers
A roll of digestives
A bunch of green grapes

# ? Dec 29, 2023 11:55

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Marble cheddar cut up into cubes, served on toothpicks

# ? Dec 29, 2023 14:04

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

redshirt posted:

22.22 per box

These are only like $5 and not a terrible value tbh

# ? Dec 29, 2023 14:05

MyChemicalImbalance: Sep 15, 2007; Keep on smilin'

Some farm fresh Dingleberries, juicy and fragrant. A delight.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 14:12

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

i brought marshmallows. i understood the assignment.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 17:47

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I saw this thing where you can just smear butter on some wood and call it a butter board so I did that

# ? Dec 29, 2023 19:00

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Spinz posted:

I saw this thing where you can just smear butter on some wood and call it a butter board so I did that

The Grimes

# ? Dec 29, 2023 19:04

Domus: May 7, 2007; Kidney Buddies

A half-eaten package of Oscar Mayer bologna.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 19:08

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

Some string cheese still in the wrapper.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 19:12

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

im eating all the cheap salami and cream cheese rollups

# ? Dec 29, 2023 19:31

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:54

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

50 pounds of prosciutto and i'm eating like half of it

i like uncured soppressata

gently caress up the whole program with homemade guac with plantain chips

# ? Dec 29, 2023 20:01

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