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Eating Cheese Cubes w/ Toothpick
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Dec 29, 2023 20:05
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No one makes cheese like the Americans I tell you what
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Dec 29, 2023 20:25
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redshirt posted:Eating Cheese Cubes w/ Toothpick It's just common courtesy to not spit your toothpicks out at people and yell "Bullseye!"
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Dec 29, 2023 20:30
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Hollismason posted:It's just common courtesy to not spit your toothpicks out at people and yell "Bullseye!" What if I were actually Bullseye? Hypothetically.
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Dec 29, 2023 20:35
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*waves salami around phallically*
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Dec 29, 2023 21:10
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goat cheese that has the fruit or honey mixed in baked brie with a fruit sauce
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Dec 29, 2023 21:53
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Dokapon Findom posted:Marble cheddar cut up into cubes, served on toothpicks redshirt posted:Eating Cheese Cubes w/ Toothpick 
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Dec 29, 2023 21:53
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I brought Gushers!
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Dec 29, 2023 22:03
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Ah, keyboard goop, very nice.
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Dec 29, 2023 23:35
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I'll bring some awkward conversation... and my Digimon dakimakura I will constantly refer to this event as "Charcuterienamon" and I will feed her, crumbs staining her stoic cheese-yellow face
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Dec 29, 2023 23:45
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I am bringing 2 giant salad bowls full of kalamata olives and a ladle that looks like a fist
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Dec 29, 2023 23:46
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I'm here to eat rear end and charcuterie and you're all out of charcuterie
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Dec 29, 2023 23:49
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Chocolate covered almonds, cashews, pecans, and vile chocolate covered orange peels for the weirdos who eat those nasty things.
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Dec 29, 2023 23:49
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Has anyone said gabagool yet? Even if they have I'll bring some more gabagool. E: I just like saying gabagool
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Dec 30, 2023 00:39
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gabagrool
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Dec 30, 2023 00:47
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Don’t forget the sfogliatelle.
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Dec 30, 2023 00:49
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three feet of charcooter meat
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Dec 30, 2023 01:04
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thin sliced prosciutto with a thin spread of cream cheese. Add a heart of palm and roll it up. Cut into 1" pieces. Everyone will think you are a culinary god.
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Dec 30, 2023 01:06
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MrQwerty posted:I am bringing 2 giant salad bowls full of kalamata olives and a ladle that looks like a fist I'm going to stick some olives on my fingers then put them back in the bowl 
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Dec 30, 2023 01:09
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I brought a traditional delicacy from my country. *slightly above room temperature block of Velveeta lands on the tablecloth with an unmistakable "plop"*
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Dec 30, 2023 02:00
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ooohh….do you like, at least have some vacherin mont d’or or like….mt tam or something at a minimum
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Dec 30, 2023 03:56
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Dokapon Findom posted:I'm going to stick some olives on my fingers then put them back in the bowl how u gonna stick kalamatas on ur fingers dog u got trump hand syndrome or what
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Dec 30, 2023 04:00
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MrQwerty posted:how u gonna stick kalamatas on ur fingers dog u got trump hand syndrome or what They could have fingernails that are very long.
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Dec 30, 2023 04:02
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*Pours another Grey Goose Vodka with a half squeeze lemon. Half squeeze lime. Top with seltzer....
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Dec 30, 2023 04:04
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*slaps charcuterie board outta your hands* biiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTCHHHHH!!!!!!
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Dec 30, 2023 04:15
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Chinatown posted:*slaps charcuterie board outta your hands* Please exit the Charcuterie table thread, thank you
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Dec 30, 2023 04:18
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celery with peanut butter and raisins
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Dec 30, 2023 04:29
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Just lol if your cheese was curdled after 1998
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Dec 30, 2023 04:29
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Buttchocks posted:celery with peanut butter and raisins Orange slices and a banana
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Dec 30, 2023 04:34
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I've got some dates here. Everyone gather round for the tutorial so you don't chip a tooth. gently caress it, I'll just leave one bisected so I don't get blamed.
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Dec 30, 2023 04:54
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*Eats tapenade out of jar with a spoon*
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Dec 30, 2023 04:58
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I can and will throw toothpicks like tiny little daggers into your eyes and other sensitive orifices. Don't sweat me!
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Dec 30, 2023 05:00
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Chinatown posted:*slaps charcuterie board outta your hands* upward too, so the poo poo flies all over the place
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Dec 30, 2023 05:01
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redshirt posted:I can and will throw toothpicks like tiny little daggers into your eyes and other sensitive orifices. Don't sweat me! give me some of those toothpicks, smugworth get me some bacon, someone else get me some honey and turn on the oven, im gonna seed some of those dates
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Dec 30, 2023 05:01
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Actually I apologize for that. I will not throw toothpicks, or anything else!, this holiday season.
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Dec 30, 2023 05:01
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Every time someone eats a date I’m gonna tell em they’re eating a wasp
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Dec 30, 2023 05:04
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that's figs *shoves olives and cheese cubes wrapped in layers of gabagool into mouth*
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Dec 30, 2023 05:06
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*uses toothpicks to make bacon salmon appetizers....
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Dec 30, 2023 05:07
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sugar free jazz posted:mt tam Cowgirl Creamery is the name of my sex tape.
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Dec 30, 2023 05:09
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*hogs rosemary Triscuits*
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Dec 30, 2023 05:11
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