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Anderson Koopa posted:I went to the packy for some nips, I figured it would be a large order so I grabbed a carriage. I got a bit thirsty so I grabbed some water from the bubbler. Wicked pissa! I just stopped at cumbies (the one past the rotary near the dunks) and got myself a tonic. I was gonna cross the Charles for some bar pizza today but I might just take the pike out to woosta instead. Or maybe I'll just take the T down to southie, my sticker expired and I don't want the staties pulling me over.
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--Be me, 26 yeahs old Wake up, get out of Tawm Brady jersey Get ready to Do My Job Put on Brady jersey Head to the Dunkin next to my apahtment One down the road sucks Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Tawm says coffee is poison anyway Spike the cup and yell Go Pats Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T See a black man in the front cah Heckle, whole train applauds Shout Ortiz 3:16 "This is our loving city" Get to Southie, head into Dunks Time to get to work, staht setting up Gronk cahdboard cut-outs Just me, my co-workah and 12 Gronk cut-outs Most beautiful girl in Boston walks in. Sawlid 3/10. She's wearing an 81 jersey and some strained yoga pants Try to be smooth, "Nice Hernandez jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sometime?" She says no. Left hanging again. loving Pink Hats Get off work, take the T home Stawp into bah for a drink or twelve Fahking bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and few shawts Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood Get to apahtment, check messages. Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig. Less than usual, a good day Get out of Tawm Brady jersey, put on hoodie jammies Check undah bed for Bernahd Pollahd What the gently caress, he's there. Run out of house, see black guy I heckled earliah. Has friends with him. Including Pollahd. Too outnumbahd, get the poo poo beat out of me Cawps show up and ask how it all went down Tell them it was.... 18-1
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Around here you can legally only buy these in multiples of two. Is it like that everywhere in the US?
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bees everywhere posted:Wicked pissa! I just stopped at cumbies (the one past the rotary near the dunks) and got myself a tonic. I was gonna cross the Charles for some bar pizza today but I might just take the pike out to woosta instead. Or maybe I'll just take the T down to southie, my sticker expired and I don't want the staties pulling me over. Don't worry if you drive past the Cumbies on the right, you can always bang a uey and go to the one across the street.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Amateur hour. Outside of special occasions (smuggling into events and buying on airplanes), I’ve found it to be kind of the opposite. Only the most hardcore of alcoholics buy them because they’re looking for something that can stave off the withdrawals for the change they can find. The slightly more put together drunks or low-paying high stress job people like EMTs will usually buy pints.
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If you see a trail of these on the ground, follow them and eventually you will reach a wizard's lair.
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Bouillon Rube posted:Around here you can legally only buy these in multiples of two. Is it like that everywhere in the US? 
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Dec 29, 2023 18:44
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The discerning alcoholic buys splits, which are double the size of nips They are larger but still easily hidden. This will be on the test.
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Dec 29, 2023 19:38
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In IL we call them shooters or minis or just shots
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deep dish peat moss posted:genie diapers This is because they're like little tiny training lamps btw
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Konar posted:nips to me is this old person candy Do you not have Nips in the Northeast????? Next thread: "what do they call Werther's Original Butter Candy where you live?" *picture of toilet brush*
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Kingoffrogs posted:In IL we call them shooters or minis or just shots not true, any chicagoan worth their salt knows theyre called hot carls
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Dr. Quarex posted:I need the original poster to understand how vitally important this point is ive never seen or heard of these
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pencilhands posted:ive never seen or heard of these
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I realize I haven't officially answered the question: They are called nips here too OP.
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mannerup posted:not in California, liquor stores in college towns will have them in fish bowls next to the checkout. same with pre-made Jell-O shot singles and those buzzballz Holy gently caress I've never seen premade jello shots for sale before, I would have been all about that back in college
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The market I go to has a big display stand just full of every kind of them and it's right by the door out like after the registers and everything, I can't believe people don't just steal a shitload of them on the way out like holy gently caress we would have robbed that place blind in highschool. Gotta be some kind of Honeypot, right?
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They banned selling those at gas stations here when they legalized rec weed. Now you can only buy the ones that are 3x the size at gas stations lol See a lot less empty shooters around my neighborhood since that happened.
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If you buy nips you don’t just know when the liquor store closes, you know when it opens.
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The gas station near my place sells those “buzzballs” with a tag on the sign that says buzzballs is “woman-owned.”
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The gas station near my place sells those “buzzballs” with a tag on the sign that says buzzballs is “woman-owned.” Cheers to the ladies! *Does a buzzball while driving
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cumpantry posted:Nipples, lol. like from a boobie
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Smuggling nips into Fenway in my socks because beers too expensive
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500excf type r posted:Smuggling nips into Fenway in my socks because beers too expensive Hell yeah brother cheers from section 115!
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Anderson Koopa posted:I went to the packy for some nips, I figured it would be a large order so I grabbed a carriage. I got a bit thirsty so I grabbed some water from the bubbler. … mods
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redshirt posted:--Be me, 26 yeahs old my hatred for boston pulses out of the city and outward, enveloping all of conneticut but stopping at the berkshires and keane nh
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The Loin King posted:my hatred for boston pulses out of the city and outward, enveloping all of conneticut but stopping at the berkshires and keane nh What of Vermont my Lord? Northern Maine??
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The new Book-It program rewards
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minibottles or airplane bottles South Carolina used to legally mandate that bars use a full minibottle for each shot or mixed drink (bc they had a per-bottle tax). so bar drinks were really expensive and really strong.
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The Loin King posted:my hatred for boston pulses out of the city and outward, enveloping all of conneticut but stopping at the berkshires and keane nh Why do you hate Connecticut? Most people forget that we even exist.
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the problem is: everyone has to agree on the slang word chosen (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Secks Cauldron posted:Thought this thread would be about nipples It is, if you call them that.
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alkie convenience unit priced to not move
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Buttchocks posted:The new Book-It program rewards lol
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Nooner posted:Airplane bottle
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