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HAIKOOLIGAN

oh yeah, just like that, keep doing it just like that, you're washing the dishes and putting them in the drainer perfectly

# ? Jan 3, 2024 18:52

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# ? May 7, 2024 05:34

Finger Prince

You want some more of this? Some more of this gravy? Oh yeah you want more of this gravy, all on your mashed potatoes. Extra helpings, oh yeah. Yeah you gonna stretch out on that couch. Stretch out like a cat, mmmm. Big yawn. Yeah who's a sleepy boy, that's right. Mashed potatoes and gravy, sleepy boy.

# ? Jan 3, 2024 23:50

Xamboni

*dial up modem noises*

# ? Jan 4, 2024 02:28

Finger Prince

*chirps like a cat watching a bird outside the window*

# ? Jan 4, 2024 02:34

Finger Prince

Beer me, bro! Beer me! hnggggg BEER ME!!

# ? Jan 4, 2024 02:39

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Ey, let me cloosh dat eesh.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Jan 4, 2024 02:46

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

yeah sarabande cadenza oh baby alemande left now promenade

# ? Jan 4, 2024 02:49

RavenousScoot

today's ya lucky day, dollbag

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Jan 4, 2024 03:11

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

today's yer yucky day, ballbag

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jan 4, 2024 05:11

RavenousScoot

dollbogs to you, boostromper

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# ? Jan 4, 2024 05:30

RavenousScoot

hoho you rumpin giddy, I see

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# ? Jan 4, 2024 05:31

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

heh you sure know how to make a giraffe stretch their neck

# ? Jan 4, 2024 20:10

RavenousScoot

Gaylor Moon posted:

heh you sure know how to make a giraffe stretch their neck

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# ? Jan 4, 2024 21:49

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

White snakeroot (Ageratina altissima) is a sporadically toxic plant that causes trembles in livestock and milk sickness in humans that drink tainted milk. The putative toxin in white snakeroot is tremetone and possibly other benzofuran ketones, even though it has not been demonstrated in vivo.

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Dirt is one of the four primary elements along with fire, water, and music. All matter is created by combining these elements in various ways. In this video program, we will be learning to tap into our bodies' elemental dirt through meditation and butt candling.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:12

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

Get up under the topsoil and make it ripple

I am a patient they.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:23

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I do not want extra salt on my french fries.

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 04:26

RavenousScoot

panis nucatus

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 04:49

databasic

Xamboni posted:

*dial up modem noises*

this is the most erotic thing i have ever read and i have read a lot of one-shot lemon fanfic in my day, friend

would you like a beta reader

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

squeeze me macaroni

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:15

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Mm girl you know the human sized extradimensional mantis aliens who run the simulation we live in are watching us have El Grande Explosi�n Sexu�le

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# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:16

RavenousScoot

heh, bobbie

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# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:19

frump truck: hello... again!

clorp them dorps

# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:02

RavenousScoot

whisk until no lumps remain

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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:32

Finger Prince

As you can see from the 2nd quarter metrics, our KPIs are down 7% and trending downward. We're going to need to mobilize an agile response to this. I'm going to need you all to engage your teams to focus on our deliverables.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 23:05

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

Harpy de parpy, king of the castle, ulala!

# ? Jan 17, 2024 06:27

RavenousScoot

put the umlaut on it

yeah YEAH

now make it a tilde
make it a tilde!

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 13:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

girl lemme smang on them haps

# ? Jan 18, 2024 14:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

wanna get you pretty and covered in large-curd so we can drift with the dilz

# ? Jan 18, 2024 14:10

Stoner Sloth

girl, i'm gonna flange your scrungle :pervert:

# ? Jan 18, 2024 19:03

RavenousScoot

Oi you! Shut your mouth and take a look at my wad!

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# ? Jan 18, 2024 19:29

RavenousScoot

ToastGhost posted:

Harpy de parpy, king of the castle, ulala!

this has been popping into my head periodically since you posted it

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# ? Jan 18, 2024 21:31

frump truck: hello... again!

chauglert bimpo slamdazzle

# ? Jan 19, 2024 03:07

frump truck: hello... again!

snilfo my pringus

# ? Jan 19, 2024 03:09

frump truck: hello... again!

bkrdf;

# ? Jan 19, 2024 03:10

frump truck: hello... again!

# ? Jan 19, 2024 03:10

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

RavenousScoot posted:

this has been popping into my head periodically since you posted it

A friend says it often. It's got good rhythm to it.

# ? Jan 19, 2024 05:31

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

*despite being fluent in Italian, leans in to whisper French words that mean absolute gibberish when strung together in a sentence, obviously fumbling my pronunciation of all the words*
*proceeds to look proud, like this is S-tier seduction*

# ? Jan 19, 2024 05:47

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# ? May 7, 2024 05:34

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

frump truck posted:

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# ? Jan 19, 2024 06:22

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