|
You are my ape girl My only ape girl You act like apes did In ancient times I’ll never know dear Why you’re so ape-like So please just be my ape girl tonight
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 22:29 |
|
|
Ooh oo eeeeh
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:41
|
|
|
did you know you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape?
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:42
|
|
|
As I went climbing Up Cheddar Mountain I needed ape-sense To guide me true But I had broken Up with my ape girl So I was eaten there by a grue
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:43
|
|
|
This is really touching.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:44
|
|
|
If you don't bang your fists against your chest daily then you're doing something wrong. I do this pretty regularly after rewatching castaway. Look what I have made! (food) Beat sternum
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:44
|
|
|
Grey Cat posted:If you don't bang your fists against your chest daily then you're doing something wrong. I do this pretty regularly after rewatching castaway. Actually gorillas cup their hands and bang against their chests like that, it's much louder than using your fists. Also presumably hurts significantly less than repeatedly punching yourself in the chest.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:47
|
|
|
Cheddar Mountain ftw
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:48
|
|
|
Nigmaetcetera posted:Actually gorillas cup their hands and bang against their chests like that, it's much louder than using your fists. Also presumably hurts significantly less than repeatedly punching yourself in the chest. Just aquired a new ape upgrade.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:48
|
|
|
i've got an ape drape, yes i do, they're giving em to anyone, and that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:49
|
|
|
this thread is bananas!
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:51
|
|
|
… You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 17:59
|
|
|
https://youtu.be/c9QjRl4Mfug?si=_2vFHHrwMMDW_svU
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:00
|
|
|
I misunderstood the assignment. Ba-na-na-na-na, come on Ba-na-na, come on Ba-na-na-na-na, come on Ba-na-na, come on, come on, come on Ba-na-na-na, come on Feels so good being ape There's no way I'm turning back Now the fruit is for pleasure 'Cause nothing can measure
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:06
|
|
|
APE SHALL NOT KILL APE
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:28
|
|
|
Do apes have a Fight Song
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:29
|
|
|
Private Cumshoe posted:Do apes have a Fight Song Don’t bother me Argentinaaa
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:29
|
|
|
don't tear off my face and genitals, ape girl
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:30
|
|
|
Why you still got that Halloween av larry
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:30
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:Why you still got that Halloween av larry The economy!
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:38
|
|
|
Gape Girl
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:45
|
|
|
Are there any songs about femurs that can have their lyrics changed around to be about lemurs, instead
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:48
|
|
|
Coldplay had a song about smart apes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 18:52
|
|
|
hey baby ape i got somethin to say so pick the worm out your ear and come near the good god tells me it's gonna be a good day for monkeying around like we got no fear
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 19:31
|
|
|
Ook
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 19:39
|
|
|
ooo wee ooo i look just like house elf dobby
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 19:43
|
|
|
my phone autocorrects bbq to bbw 
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2023 19:48
|
|
|
I'm very ape and very nice
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:04
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94fG4A_jQuM
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:12
|
|
|
Show me that monkey!
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:20
|
|
|
You can't trust a man who's a governor Ape can't trust man You can't trust a man with a gun at all Ape can't trust man
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:25
|
|
|
Me speaking ape Work downtown Ape Law Have big city ape drama
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:27
|
|
|
Nigmaetcetera posted:Actually gorillas cup their hands and bang against their chests like that, it's much louder than using your fists. Also presumably hurts significantly less than repeatedly punching yourself in the chest. I cup my hands against my rear end and fart.
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:28
|
|
|
ChickenHeart posted:Are there any songs about femurs that can have their lyrics changed around to be about lemurs, instead I found: https://genius.com/The-sick-lipstick-shes-got-a-broken-femur-lyrics. I didn't see it available to listen to online.
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:30
|
|
|
I do not understand the concept behind this thread sry
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:32
|
|
|
There's no love on this planet
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:33
|
|
|
Larry Cum Free posted:my phone autocorrects bbq to bbw you nasty larry
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:36
|
|
|
naem posted:I do not understand the concept behind this thread sry Just smile and nod
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:37
|
|
|
https://youtu.be/aRHqs8SffDo?si=KYxnG2rGC6QQy0oM This kick rear end fun song by The Kinks is my reply OP
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 02:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 22:29 |
|
|
ChickenHeart posted:Are there any songs about femurs that can have their lyrics changed around to be about lemurs, instead Why are there so many Songs about lemurs And what's on the other side Lemurs are visions But only illusions And lemurs have nothing to hide
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2024 03:13
|
|
