Solostove fire pit starts at 7 PM. Wifes orders absolutely on lock

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Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Weather not that amenable to a fire pit but the wifes orders are in and the solostove fires up at 7 not a moment too soon nor late.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:40

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 06:04

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

I'm going to have to take a rain check OP

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:41

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Is this a Snoop Dogg thread?

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:42

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

redshirt posted:

Is this a Snoop Dogg thread?

sorry OP. I don't get the referene

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:47

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

the nom epique extended universe

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:47

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

*wives

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:48

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Maudib Arakkis posted:

sorry OP. I don't get the referene

Snoop is going smokeless, haven't you heard??

# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:51

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Best keep the wife happy OP least you cop a night on the couch.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:07

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Sophy Wackles posted:

Best keep the wife happy OP least you cop a night on the couch.

No couch in sight OP. Tried to bring it from my apartment when me and the wife combined forces. Movers faltered at the door. woudn't fit. Tossed it on the strip of grass by the road and copped a "warning" ticket for trashing the streets.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:11

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

might as well light your wallet on fire in this economy, have you seen the cost of kindling lately?

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:12

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Bad Purchase posted:

might as well light your wallet on fire in this economy, have you seen the cost of kindling lately?

COpped a bundle of sticks from home depot and some hefty logs. Shattered the bank there.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:13

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

might as well light your wallet on fire in this economy, have you seen the cost of kindling lately?

Many a 20 spot was afterburned that eve

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:13

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Is this hotwife code or something?

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:13

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I have trees for sale if you have coin or goods to trade.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:14

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

copped a Jealous Devil Boom! Firestarters 8 Pack, as well

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:20

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

should i bring bratwurst or anything? im starving

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:34

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

buglord posted:

should i bring bratwurst or anything? im starving

Food is welcome

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:35

Dial A For Awesome: May 23, 2009

What time does the wicker man get set ablaze?

Also I hope someone else brought the human sacrifice. I�ve brought potato salad, so it�s not my responsibility.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

a party without lil smokies is just a get together

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

It's about to get HOT

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:59

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Smugworth posted:

It's about to get HOT

Might put some pics on lock.... Possible livestream of the lighting?

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:40

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�ll be there op

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:42

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I can�t make it OP but I wish you luck with starting a fire.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:45

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

cant wait op see you soon!

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:48

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Sophy Wackles posted:

I can�t make it OP but I wish you luck with starting a fire.

i wonder if he starts a fire like he drives a car

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:50

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

It�s pouring rain but the wife�s will shan�t be denied

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:51

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

burning wood for warmth is so fetch

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:53

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It�s pouring rain but the wife�s will shan�t be denied

Yup. If you know you know. Virgin no-wifers needn't speculate.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:53

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

i can't be there, but roast an olive or two in my name if it pleases you

# ? Dec 31, 2023 23:05

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Make sure to thank the Fire Gods for a successful fire.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 23:06

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

a pit full of fire? sounds dubious.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 23:07

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

i looked those things up when i was lolling at snoop dogg trolling everyone and now i kinda want an afterburner firepit, lemme know how well it works 🅾️🅱️

# ? Dec 31, 2023 23:07

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s pouring rain but the wife’s will shan’t be denied

Will she or shan't she? Only op knows

# ? Dec 31, 2023 23:07

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Might strap on the GOPRO and post to the official nom epique channel

# ? Dec 31, 2023 23:19

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Will she or shan't she? Only op knows

Happy wife, happy life op. Simple as.

# ? Jan 1, 2024 00:07

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

MrQwerty posted:

i looked those things up when i was lolling at snoop dogg trolling everyone and now i kinda want an afterburner firepit, lemme know how well it works 🅾️🅱️

I�ve seen one in action and they�re pretty nice op

# ? Jan 1, 2024 00:09

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

The ABCD of wood gathering (always gather all your wood before you start the fire, lest you are scrambling in the dark):

A - firestarting material. Duff, dander, dried moss, pine needles, dry leaves, etc
B - twigs and small sticks. Ideally you've built a pyramid with this material, and a few sticks from..
C - larger sticks of various sizes. You can feed the fire this stuff forever
D - big wood, even logs if you're fancy. Your fire better be ready for this or you may choke it out.

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# ? Jan 1, 2024 00:12