Solostove fire pit starts at 7 PM. Wifes orders absolutely on lock

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Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Weather not that amenable to a fire pit but the wifes orders are in and the solostove fires up at 7 not a moment too soon nor late.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 20:40

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:48

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

redshirt posted:

Is this a Snoop Dogg thread?

sorry OP. I don't get the referene

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 20:47

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Sophy Wackles posted:

Best keep the wife happy OP least you cop a night on the couch.

No couch in sight OP. Tried to bring it from my apartment when me and the wife combined forces. Movers faltered at the door. woudn't fit. Tossed it on the strip of grass by the road and copped a "warning" ticket for trashing the streets.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 21:11

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Bad Purchase posted:

might as well light your wallet on fire in this economy, have you seen the cost of kindling lately?

COpped a bundle of sticks from home depot and some hefty logs. Shattered the bank there.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 21:13

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

copped a Jealous Devil Boom! Firestarters 8 Pack, as well

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 21:20

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

buglord posted:

should i bring bratwurst or anything? im starving

Food is welcome

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 21:35

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Smugworth posted:

It's about to get HOT

Might put some pics on lock.... Possible livestream of the lighting?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 22:40

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It�s pouring rain but the wife�s will shan�t be denied

Yup. If you know you know. Virgin no-wifers needn't speculate.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 22:53

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Might strap on the GOPRO and post to the official nom epique channel

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 23:19

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

This mess is making a huge flame and way ton of smoke. �Smokeless� my patoot bro!

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 02:43

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Trying to post an Imgur from my phone �sign in to post� no chance bro

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 02:48

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

MrQwerty posted:

lol did you just dump a bunch of wood in it

What would you propose op

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 02:48

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Fire pit was a smash hit. Redeemed by the wife, living the life. Haters enshambled again

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 09:26

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

shant dox but a chair for reference....Lets just say those arent standard sized bricks. Absolutely radiating heat to beat the band and, once it got going, hardly generating a whiff of smoke considering its size "be seen and not heard." Wife and company all smiles all eve

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 09:37

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

The wife had a whiff of wine and champaign, some others got fairly dec off some liquour. Myself? A whiff of sparkling cider. Clear eyes, praise be.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 09:44

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:48

Maudib Arakkis: Dec 24, 2023; LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Approxamitley $30 of extremely dry store boght logs burned. Wont be speculating further on that one natch

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 09:46

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