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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gonz posted:

Happy 2024, everybody!

BRING BACK RAISED BY WOLVES.



Everybody make this their New Year's Resolution, we can brute-force reality just this one time a year!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Meghan Markle strikes again :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Moffat's run on Doctor Who was really loving good and ended strong, and it only looks better in retrospect after the bland mess that was Chris Chibnall's run that followed.

That said, apart from the first two seasons of Sherlock, everything else he's touched since then has been progressively worse and got so bad that I never bothered with the one with the Hannibal Lecter rip-off (I think that was the premise?) that I believe was his last series? The final episode of Sherlock was atrociously bad but even that was nothing compared to how terrible his and Mark Gatiss's Dracula series turned out to be.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chairman Capone posted:

I remember really loving the first two seasons of Sherlock but kind of reluctant to go back and watch them now as I suspect they might not be as good as I remember. In retrospect Dracula coming out the first day of 2020 was a sign of the year to come.

Yeah, every so often I think it might be fun to rewatch the first two and then get concerned that maybe all the flaws the initial newness (and Cumberbatch and Freeman's chemistry) papered over will be far too apparent.

At least I'll always have my precious Jeremy Brett boxset! :swoon:

socialsecurity posted:

Oh no Dracula figured out our wifi password (it was Dracula) and got online with the tablet we gave him for reasons... He now has a lawyer and we a shadow government agency have no choice but to release him immediately.

I was already extremely negative on the show but when they got to that part I just threw up my arms and decided to just treat the entire thing as a comedy. Just unfathomably awful.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Best news of the year. Apparently Oldman is down to do 8 seasons (there are 8 books, if I understand correctly) which is just fantastic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

People have explained FAST to me before and the distinction, but I still can't grasp how "FAST" isn't just.... regular television. It's a channel that shows TV programs with ads. That's... that's just regular television! :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GreenNight posted:

Right, except you don't need an antenna or pay for cable.

So the only distinction is that it's regular television but you don't need an antenna!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oasx posted:

For a second I thought something fun was going to happen on this episode of Monarch, but I was wrong.

It's hilarious that Wyatt Russell's character gets back to the real world, discovers that he has been gone for twenty years, and then decides to sit in a retirement home for forty years straight, with no explanation why

I gave up on watching the show just before Christmas and it sounds like I made the right choice :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chairman Capone posted:

I always heard Yellowstone described as being about the Bundys but how the Bundys see themselves.

Had a brief but beautiful moment where I thought this was about Married with Children :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

One part that always stands out to me in Casino Royale (a movie I love, yeah) is during the chase at the start of the film when they move through the construction site and the one worker there apparently figures some dude running through the site is a bad enough infraction that he's gotta swing a blowtorch at him in an effort to maim or possibly kill him :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

zoux posted:

Outstanding in Justified, I was disappointed she ended up on Last Man Standing

Oh man, she was the young girl who ends up being taken under the wing of beloved character actor Margo Martindale? Yeah, she was awesome in Justified, I had no idea she ended up going to Tim Allen jail :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Data Graham posted:

Margo Martindale

Think of all the extra work she could have gotten if she hadn't wasted so much time adding oil to her pasta when she was cooking.... :negative:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I AM GRANDO posted:

If I like True Detective, will I like Mare of Easttown? Very impressed with the proper Philly accents and the script/direction where multiple characters go out of their way to say “wah-dur” and show it off.

Kind of ambivalent over whether I should watch more after seeing the pilot. Is it an investigation-centric drama with some character comedy or a comedy drama that happens to have a murder in it? Got a genuine laugh out of me with multiple people mentioning the article about Mare in the local paper and the later reveal that it’s about her winning a basketball game in high school, plus a second when she thinks Guy Pierce is asking permission to call her Ladyhawk—just great shorthand for what kind of a place that town is and why she would hate it.

Got whiplash from the gravity of every scene with the murdered woman compared to the quirky small-town police stuff. That baby is hosed unless the friend and her mom adopt him.

I really dug Mare of Easttown, thought it was a really strong show and that Kate Winslett in particular was excellent. I wouldn't liken it to True Detective though, if anything I felt this was the American adaptation of Broadchurch that should have been made instead of Gracepoint.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I really dug the way Seinfeld episodes would always manage to tie together each of the individual character's mad little adventures so they'd end up intersecting or butting heads, no matter how far apart they might initially seem from the other. That's pretty old hat now, and obviously Larry David has further perfected it (and most of his Seinfeld humor) in Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I was used to sitcoms at the time having an A Plot and a B plot that didn't necessarily have to connect to each other before everything wrapped up in time for the final gag.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I did love that despite Jerry being a very successful comedian in the show and actually making a lot of money, every time he mentioned that characters would respond with disbelief because they'd seen his act and thought there was no way he could be making a proper living out of it. There's a whole storyline about his parents being kicked out of their condo unit in Florida because Jerry buys his dad a nice car and everybody assumes his dad must be embezzling money and using Jerry to launder it because "we've seen Jerry's act".

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They (somehow, against all reason and logic) got One Piece right, and that's what really matters :hai:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He directed the pilot to Supernatural, poor guy must have been devastated when it ended with season 5.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mystes posted:

Someone should create an honorary award in memory of someone where that person gets the award every year

I wonder who won the Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love River Cartwright so much, he's fully convinced he is the main star of a spy action movie and does just the stupidest loving poo poo all the time and seems so confused when he isn't rewarded for it :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'll take every tenuous excuse I can find to post this every time Community and the Dean come up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ2TC8duaoE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The fact he came up with the cheap gimmick himself somehow makes it even better.

One of my favorite Arrested Development scenes is the Burger King one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Y333JkwXQ

The narrator's final line is :kiss:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stegosnaurlax posted:

Why can't Hercule Poirot still be the standard, he bloody earned it.

Unfortunately that awful Kenneth Branagh adaptation is probably the most recent exposure people have to Poirot (I haven't seen the sequel, but it looked even worse). They should be teaching the David Suchet version in schools, dagnabbit!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

muscles like this! posted:

Lol, I didn't think I could like Pedro Pascal more.

It's nice that they paused the documentation in their lawsuit to just spend five pages showing demonstrations of why Pedro Pascal loving rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's already a third season of The Terror but for some reason they called it True Detective Season 4.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just wait 20 years and watch it then, problem solved forever!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chubby Henparty posted:

Fatherland got its 90s tv movie with Rutger Hauer, that was like the key alt history thing of its time

Oh man, yeah I really dug that film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7SWQgNaJf8

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Only seen the first episode of Mr. and Mrs. Smith so far, but I love how their discussions with each other serve both as mild flirting and attempts to get info out of each other, but when seen from a distance would make them look exactly like what they're supposed to be: a couple.

Also the payoff of them delivering the package and walking out of the house was :kiss:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You did one better than me, I found out it was back on by reading your post!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Episode 4 of Mr. and Mrs. Smith with them meeting the other Smiths and thinking they were the coolest people on the planet before the eventual realization that they're loving awful people and they hate them was absolutely fantastic. The ending where they take such huge relief in both agreeing on that and just having a blast making fun of them was just lovely.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was bewildered reading the synopsis of the Left Behind books in this thread and reading multiple posts about the non-Christians living in a utopia where there is no hunger or war or need and then that these were the... bad guys? :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The one Jesus dropping something into the pool but he can't get in to retrieve it because he walks on water :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

American Gods had a lot of fun with making very literal interpretations of the various different human perspectives of Jesus, including one that was a gun-toting, immigrant hating and very white American male Jesus. Similarly the Jesus who can't get past the water is the perspective of the meek, friendly and acommodating to a fault Jesus who loves everybody unconditionally and feels deep sorrow for any travails they might be facing. They're all at a big Easter party for the old God of Spring/Renewal, and Odin shits in the punch bowl by pointing out to her that everybody associates Easter with Jesus now and not her, because the Catholic Church co-opted the old pagan traditions for themselves. Friendly Jesus hears this and immediately apologizes to her for it :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's an old renaissance painting I can't remember the name of, set after the second coming, and there's this wonderful little bit in the corner with some skeletons all queued up and shooting the poo poo while they wait to get their organs, muscles and skin back while Jesus is doing paperwork :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ron Perlman as the world's biggest moody tween in Mr. & Mrs Smith was amazing, haha.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bright Bart posted:

72 years old!

"...I think I threw up..."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does one of them do Star Trek? They better not gently caress with Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks :mad:

If neither of them do Star Trek, well whatever company does better not gently caress with Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chairman Capone posted:

Paramount's already having huge layoffs, I think the writing is on the walls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wahLIbwZTLQ&t=23s

Fire a CEO instead of loving with good shows :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

muscles like this! posted:

Uh, I don't think you understand. A CEO is a blameless creature who deserves to paid millions upon millions of dollars even if they drive the company into the ground and ruin everything about it. How else would a company be able to attract top talent?

To be fair, this is the level of my financial intelligence:

https://i.imgur.com/YK1yNzK.mp4

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CeeJee posted:

events that happens are in John Wick land, movies that know exactly what they are.

I think it's the last John Wick film where they're having this gigantic loving shootout on a roundabout with multiple people dead, gunfire everywhere, cars and motorcycles flipping through the air, and the regular traffic is just tootling through like,"Yep, that's a Thursday evening for ya! :tipshat:" :allears:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Medullah posted:

I've been rewatching Breaking Bad for the first time in a few years and man, I still love the show but I'm starting to realize that I think Better Call Saul is a better show.

Does that make me an awful person?

It makes you an accurate person. Better Call Saul is incredible.

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