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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
It's because writers used to get gigs the good old fashioned way: sleeping in their car, living on cigarettes, and being a barely functional alcoholic with crippling depression and a typewriter.

Much more wholesome than today's career path of "my dad used to hit union reps in the back of the knees with a tire iron and my mom took secret photos of David Zaslav doing rails off her rear end"

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
whole movie is Location porn and it's not even shy about it


:circlefap:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Cubone posted:

whole movie is Location porn and it's not even shy about it


:circlefap:

This is for the Pop Tarts movie?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

General Dog posted:

This is for the Pop Tarts movie?

yeah. people give Seinfeld poo poo but dude has a real love for the scenic beauty of the indian subcontinent and you have to respect that

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

france calls their poo poo the first statue of liberty? what rear end holes

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

RLM has finally made it big, you can barely see the Plinketto board in a Perez Hilton tweet.

e: lmao the RLM reply has more numbers than the PH tweet, god drat has he fallen hard.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

sharknado slashfic posted:

I watched some movie called Dark Harvest last night and it pissed me off.

Oh hey, I watched that a few months ago. It pissed me off.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Sunk Dunk posted:

i was looking up a steven seagal movie and i stumbled upon a somewhat active steven seagal focused forum: http://www.steven-seagal.net/xen/index.php?forums/general.5/

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Sunk Dunk posted:

i was looking up a steven seagal movie and i stumbled upon a somewhat active steven seagal focused forum: http://www.steven-seagal.net/xen/index.php?forums/general.5/

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Cubone posted:

whole movie is Location porn and it's not even shy about it


:circlefap:
What is this, a Bond movie?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it's from norbit

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I just moments ago learned that they remade Ikiru

https://youtu.be/OVo5kLt_-BU?si=31BwnZ6RrhSmjsVH

Well CineChat thread, how was it?

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

lol

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Mega64 posted:

RLM has finally made it big, you can barely see the Plinketto board in a Perez Hilton tweet.

e: lmao the RLM reply has more numbers than the PH tweet, god drat has he fallen hard.

Lol it's a person?? I thought it was just the name of the website or company, like E!

Is E! a person too??

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Mega64 posted:

e: lmao the RLM reply has more numbers than the PH tweet, god drat has he fallen hard.

I just had assumed he ODed in a gutter somewhere in North Hollywood decades ago and no one noticed or cared enough to report it. So he's still doing marginally better than I thought he was.

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!

No Mods No Masters posted:

I guess this is where the posters watching it congregate, so how has the tokyo vice been turning out? I sort of lost track of it, I guess because of shogun and the arc with the white lady trying to get the blueprints from the architect yada yada being a bit stale

It's okay. Maybe a bit better than the first season but still dragged down by a lot of goofy acting (Ansel Elgort and whoever plays Tozawa are both mediocre in their roles, and the talent drops off steeply outside the central characters) and a utilitarian script with zero surprises. It doesn't measure up to two other bilingual shows I've watched recently, Giri/Haji and Shogun

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


counterfeitsaint posted:

I just had assumed he ODed in a gutter somewhere in North Hollywood decades ago and no one noticed or cared enough to report it. So he's still doing marginally better than I thought he was.

It turns out there are unexpected health benefits to becoming such a social pariah that even the West Hollywood tweakers won't PNP with you...

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Khanstant posted:

Lol it's a person?? I thought it was just the name of the website or company, like E!

Is E! a person too??

Did you not watch that lovely enterourge show. He was a dude who hanged around with not marky mark guy. Just never new his name ended in an exclamation mark. I think everyone in the show must have been pronouncing it wrong.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

I never heard of him and literally thought he was paris hilton's cousin or something

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
How come the thread has talked about Collider all the time but not PH?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
perez peaked in popularity like a couple years before the first half in the bag was uploaded

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Crescent Wrench posted:

Oh hey, I watched that a few months ago. It pissed me off.

I called the twist in the first 20 minutes but I didn't dislike the movie til the last 10.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Rageaholic posted:

The directorial debut from washed-up hack Jerry Seinfeld:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqRPUhPfho

This somehow looks even worse than the Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie

it's not even a good joke

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Watching Clash of the Titans 2010 after watching Clash of the Titans 1983 and uh, look this film isnt good but its like 12,000 times better than the original

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

You guys watch Ricky Stanicky

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



That DICK! posted:

You guys watch Ricky Stanicky

I watched like 30 minutes and decided it was not for me

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





That DICK! posted:

You guys watch Ricky Stanicky

lol my dad just talked my ear off about this movie earlier today.

He loved it. He also loved the new Roadhouse for being "the good kind of woke." Yeah thats about his taste.

Shant be watching either

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
why has every alien movie since 3 has had the female protag have short hair? is it because they are written by hacks and they need that as a callback to ripley with short hair?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Non Compos Mentis posted:

why has every alien movie since 3 has had the female protag have short hair? is it because they are written by hacks and they need that as a callback to ripley with short hair?

I'm not really sure what you're getting at here

alien 4: ripley has medium length hair
prometheus: ladies with medium length hair
alien covenant: more ladies with medium length hair

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
sorry got the numbering wrong because only one movie has a number

ripleys hair in resurrection is longer than the prometheus and covenant protags

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
too much hair would be a hindrance in professions and activities that require full body EVA suits

also shampoo supplies would be limited on long space trips

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Also I think in alien3 the thing was they were shaved to prevent lice or something?

billymumphrey
Mar 2, 2022

Arc Hammer posted:

(From the crowd, off-camera)

WOT IS SHE PROPOSING!?

I read that in this voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY&t=157s

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

That DICK! posted:

You guys watch Ricky Stanicky

i just watched 30 mins and got pissed cause i thought about making DEVO covers about jerking off first

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Daymn Tokyo Vice is getting wild with like, 5 different threads all intersecting, it rules. I think 1 or 2 more eps this season? Great show, this season even better than the first.

Makes me want to visit Japan for all the narrow street neighbourhoods and vending machines just kind of placed wherever

~Yakuza gumi clubhouse, about 5 machines just right outside their door lol~

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I watched the Roadhouse remake. It's just kind of nothing. It lacked humour and charm. Normally I like Jake Gyllenhaal, but he's a blank slate videogame avatar in this. Not enough was done with the supporting cast to make it feel there was a community being defended. The original was cartoony so I could go along with the idea that you need an action hero for a pub bouncer, but this is more down to earth in tone, with the notable exception of Conor McGregor who was very out of place but also the only thing I really liked in the film. I don't like that it made me like Conor McGregor.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
conor mcgregor in the new road house is so good they're thinking about doing a leprechaun reboot with him

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

sure okay posted:

He also loved the new Roadhouse for being "the good kind of woke."

What could this possibly mean?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
is roadhouse the one where a woman gets raped on a pinball machine or is that a different movie?

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Crescent Wrench posted:

What could this possibly mean?

Cis hetero white (some Asian acceptable) women are sexually liberated enough to show nips, maybe bush.

That was my read, anyway.

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