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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Hackers film 1995 posted:

uh um uh…someone mentioned the purge films earlier. i have never watched them because they didnt seem like my kind of schlock but should i watch one? which one is the best so i can watch it and if i hate it at least know i watched the best one?

I'd go with anarchy

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

uh um uh…someone mentioned the purge films earlier. i have never watched them because they didnt seem like my kind of schlock but should i watch one? which one is the best so i can watch it and if i hate it at least know i watched the best one?
Election Year, but most people besides me would probably say Anarchy

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MarcusSA posted:

He’s probably not. It actually kinda sucks and that post isn’t really funny tbh.

warwick davis has exploded. warwick davis has blew up - fragmented - and a result been blown up into two tiny warwick davises. as cinemaphiles united we celebrate the "so called" Willow Boon which isnt likely to come again in any of our lifetimes.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
this is just like the 2019 film joker

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

That DICK! posted:

warwick davis has exploded. warwick davis has blew up - fragmented - and a result been blown up into two tiny warwick davises. as cinemaphiles united we celebrate the "so called" Willow Boon which isnt likely to come again in any of our lifetimes.
hope he's okay

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

wtf happened to this thread lmao holy poo poo

This is the world the posters wanted, the world without x jakk. What a blast

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

ProperCauldron posted:

Yo check it out: people tried to steal the last presidential election. the same people talk about stealing one in five months from now, and they openly talk about cancelling the next election after that. Have a nice day.

I call it... politricks :joker:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

No Mods No Masters posted:

This is the world the posters wanted, the world without x jakk. What a blast

I wanted more x jakk, for this thread

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
If this thread is too off topic & you need a breather, I recommend checking out the dune thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843104&pagenumber=838&perpage=40

The star wars thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856613&pagenumber=1056&perpage=40

The x-files thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4049170&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Or the terminator thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4056952&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
How about I jack you off?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
it would have been pretty funny to just link to this thread for all of these but this is good too

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

You could check out this thread as well

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4043634

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Sunk Dunk posted:

How about I jack you off?
FOR THE LAST TIME, YES

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

That DICK! posted:

warwick davis has exploded. warwick davis has blew up - fragmented - and a result been blown up into two tiny warwick davises. as cinemaphiles united we celebrate the "so called" Willow Boon which isnt likely to come again in any of our lifetimes.

that’s a real shame

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008


thanks vim fuego

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Space Jam posted:

thanks vim fuego

Barudak
May 7, 2007

But I want to talk about the 1984 David Carradine film "The Warrior and the Sorceress" which is like if someone tried to retell Yojimbo after falling down a staircase

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

life's too short was very very funny probably gonna go rewatch the liam neeson episode

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
lets do some improvisational comedy now

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

life's too short was very very funny probably gonna go rewatch the liam neeson episode

The Easter special with Val Kilmer is very good

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

dreezy posted:

lets do some improvisational comedy now

Yes and

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Sex Farm posted:

Lol


Anyway, started watching some vice principals and yeah I think I have goggins fever big time, going to tackle righteous gemstones tonight. Is Justified really that good? Six seasons is daunting

Im a Virgo is good too.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

uh um uh…someone mentioned the purge films earlier. i have never watched them because they didnt seem like my kind of schlock but should i watch one? which one is the best so i can watch it and if i hate it at least know i watched the best one?

2.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


lol

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
If Rich Evans steals the next election I'll be ok with it

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

If Rich Evans steals the next election I'll be ok with it
Why would he have to steal it, who wouldn't vote for him after hearing his laugh?

Like that's all he's election ad's would need to be him laughing for like 10 seconds, he'd win in a landslide.

The only question is what cabinet positions would Jay, Mike, and josh get.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the goggins ghoul has skin like a baked hotdog

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
actually the men are taught as teenagers to dry orgasm

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


NoneMoreNegative posted:

Kynes gestured across the suit torso "Reclaimed water circulates to catchpockets from which you draw it through this tube in the clip at your neck... Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads." Paul nodded, touching the sip-tube, and Kynes saw he was already comfortable with the thought.

"What about cum?" Paul spoke suddenly, as if knowing the question was the correct one. Kynes stood rooted to the spot, his brain reeling at the Question-Never-Asked. Turning to the Duke, buying himself a moment to regain his footing, was a faint smile playing on those stern lips? The Duke tilted his head slightly to Paul, "Yes, Dr Kynes, what of cum in our stillsuits?' Kynes blinked, and realised that against a lifetime of Fremen training he was standing mouth open, aghast,

Looking to Stilgar now, for aid, to be saved, but there was only anger in those blue-on-blue eyes. "The fremen do not give up their lifewater unless it is for the good of the sietch." Less a statement and more a proclamation, how could it be otherwise?

Leto nodded slowly, his hard-gathered intelligence confirmed.

"We're leaving."

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://deadline.com/2024/04/quentin-tarantino-final-film-wont-be-the-movie-critic-scrapped-1235888577/

tarantino decides not to make "the movie critic" starring brad pitt as a cool 70s porno reviewer because he "changed his mind" and correctly realized the whole idea was pretty dumb and he could do better for his 10th and allegedly final film. personally id like to see him try something radically different for his last movie rather than try and make it the most tarantino it could be. and no not star trek. but i havent really loved any of his films since sally menke died so my expectations are low regardless.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Tarantino should just remake Godzilla but instead of a dinosaur it’s a giant hot woman who is fully clothed except barefoot

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




why is he committed to the 10 film limit anyway? if you want to make more, nobody will be mad at you

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Gutcruncher posted:

Tarantino should just remake Godzilla but instead of a dinosaur it’s a giant hot woman who is fully clothed except barefoot

he could remake gus van sant's last days but its about david carradine's final days before his death by auto erotic asphyxiation in a thailand hotel room. theres a gripping story to tell there.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

bitterandtwisted posted:

why is he committed to the 10 film limit anyway? if you want to make more, nobody will be mad at you

Seems very arbitrary. If you don't want to make movies, just stop making movies. Don't make a 10th one just to hit 10. And if you take a couple years off and feel like making more movies, make an 11th.

He's been saying it for years now, but it's hard to tell why he wants to do exactly 10.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

bitterandtwisted posted:

why is he committed to the 10 film limit anyway? if you want to make more, nobody will be mad at you

he is bound by public perception of the quentin tarantino character he has established, constrained by the limits of a focused legacy, not free. poor weird little man

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Gutcruncher posted:

Tarantino should just remake Godzilla but instead of a dinosaur it’s a giant hot woman who is fully clothed except barefoot

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Stupid 50's math, that woman is at least 200 feet tall

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
that woman is clearly wearing a semi truck for shoe

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




there was a joke movie timeline in one of the RLM videos of future Tarantino films that included "untitled Lucio Fulci remake" and yeah, why not? He loves violent 70s genre flicks, including Italian ones (eg Basterds and Django).
Maybe not Fulci specifically, but his take on a Giallo serial killer movie could be interesting

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