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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
It's how you make plasma condue

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

it’s not the 24th century, nobody knows. it’s like asking a victorian era child what a solenoid valve does.

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Nov 8, 2018

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Space Jam posted:

it’s not the 24th century, nobody knows. it’s like asking a victorian era child what a solenoid valve does.

I feel like a Victorian child could probably come up with “some kind of valve”

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it noids the soles, obviously

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

maybe microprocessor is a better example but my point is we’ll have to wait around 300 years

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Most people couldn't even build a car if given all the parts

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
In 1912 just 1,700 people, alone, on 100 years outdated educations could build hundreds of cars in a year.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

...I thought it was obvious

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I personally prefer my stem bolts not to self-seal.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Mega64 posted:

I personally prefer my stem bolts not to self-seal.

I say we should just let bolts seal if they want. I don't think anyone has the right to tell bolts what to do. :colbert:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If I buy a lot of self sealing stem bolts, I expect them to seal.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

redshirt posted:

If I buy a lot of self sealing stem bolts, I expect them to seal.

Their rights are more important than your expectations!!!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Rich's stupid loving laugh is both super endearing and also keeps me from watching rlm videos at an audible volume

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

billymumphrey posted:

It's Türkiye not Turkey, you turkey!

Doc? That you? Sprocket meet the Fraggles yet? Pass it on.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

XeeD posted:

Doc? That you? Sprocket meet the Fraggles yet? Pass it on.

Down in Fraggle Rock

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The soulless minions of orthodoxy are keeping the truth of self sealing stem bolts from us.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Capitalists always pretend they self sealed by ignoring the massive amounts of stem bolts they’ve been privileged with

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
They'd actually be self sealing steam bolts but primitive 20th century people undervalue the arts as a pillar of education.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
in cardassia, stem bolts seal you!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Have you ever heard the tale of Gul Dukat, the Wise? No, i suppose it is not a story the Federation would tell you… they say he has power over the stem bolts so great that they could… seal themselves.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Stink Billyums posted:

in cardassia, stem bolts seal you!

are you sure thats not just yamok sauce

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

3 crates of Yamok Sauce for 32 crates of self sealing stem bolts, that's the deal.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i ordered self bolting stem seals you dumb gently caress!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I got a whole case of stem bolts just sitting around. I'll trade em for a buck bokai rookie card

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
signed, self-sealed, and delivered

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

there is a new movie coming out

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mozi posted:

signed, self-sealed, and delivered

You idiot, all stem bolts are self sealing!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

redshirt posted:

You idiot, all stem bolts are self sealing!!

But if all stem bolts are self sealing, you wouldn't have to call them self sealing stem bolts, they would just be stem bolts!

There has to be at least one stem bolt in the universe that doesn't self seal for that name to make any sense!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

That DICK! posted:

there is a new movie coming out

there is nothing new under the sun
ecclesiastes 1:9

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

That DICK! posted:

there is a new movie coming out

don't care. this is the self-sealing stem bolt thread

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I lolled at the freeze frame on Jay as Mike said "VHS Weirdos"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Combo VHS - DVD player

SeenYourPoopypants
Mar 10, 2024
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's catchphrase "MORE POWER!" is clearly an allegory to the colonistic nature of the patriarchy.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the self sealing stem bolts go in your rear end

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

TuxedoOrca posted:

I love how DS9 never explained what self-sealing stem bolts even do.
it's the only piece of equipment in the world that can repair a vcr head drum. topic locked.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

henkman posted:

I have not watched the video yet, but do they mention how the movie has what feels like 10 production logos before it starts. It was insane

lol i forgot about that, i was already dying laughing are there were still 3 more

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

That DICK! posted:

there is a new movie coming out

I don't believe you,

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Khanstant posted:

Most people couldn't even build a car if given all the parts

it's true I played my summer car

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

They did mention this, yes

okay first off they didn't mention it she's a loving liar

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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
second off even if you don't want to watch late night with the devil i'm going to subject you to this anyway (it was so bad i had to cut it in half to upload it)

https://i.imgur.com/L9uPkHh.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/i2DF8qD.mp4

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