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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

gently caress movies

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I, on the other hand, will never watch another sony movie as long as I live

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I'm sure sony's madame web will be just as well directed as suspiria

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Gripweed posted:

I saw the trailer, it's got Dakota Johnson, she's got a unique superpower that could lead to really fun action sequences, and it's got like four spider-women in it.

lol is this a bit

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

do either of the bad boys possess a unique superpower that could lead to fun action sequences?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

don't know what a nardwuar is, and I don't care to find out, but you're cordially invited to lick me

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I don't have much of an opinion on die hard 3 but if watching it muted has no effect on your enjoyment, it's probably bad

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

just so everyone knows, my hatred of sony is 100% pure and not-for-profit

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

lol at xjakk pretending not to know a name from a children's movie

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

the paid disney shills make me sick so i'm spiting them the best way I know how
by watching picard on cbs all access!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

pluto standing atop a pile of streaming corpses like ash from evil dead

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


gently caress you!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I think they just used a double with a big butt

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I love too get big time horny in the theater and and announce my big boner to all ther other patrons

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

priznat posted:

crashes through glass door, visibly exhausted

I heard you were talking about she hulk’s big green booty?!?!

yeah dude check out my great big boner!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

is that shakira

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

"You shall not pass" was badass in the moment, but in retrospect, I don't think the balrog was trying to pass them at all. I'm pretty sure he just wanted to kill them. gandalf was dumb as hell

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

this is all covered in the comics

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

jeeves posted:

Americans absolutely love the idea of having a fantasy about gunning down all of their neighbors once they officially "othered" by being zombies.

no we aren't you rear end in a top hat. how dare you. I'll kill you with my gun!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Cubone posted:

I'm da jokoy baby

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I thought the moral of deudesex machina was to always install a killswitch in your real doll

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Cacator posted:

She's a fun henchwoman in Kingsman.

I'll defend Extras and nothing else.
E: the opening scene of Life's Too Short

all his work with merchant holds up, but the office is really in a league of its own

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Peacock’s Polyamorous Dating Show ‘Couple to Throuple’ Teases Threesomes and ‘Uncontrollable Boners’ in Steamy Trailer

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/couple-to-throuple-dating-show-peacock-trailer-1235865917/

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I would like to put the elgort guy and the saltburn guy in room 101

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I am also being hunted by the yakuza

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Gutcruncher posted:

Edit: was ANY of it real to begin with? Like was he exaggerating WAYYYYY too much

welcome to phase 3: bargaining

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

mysterious frankie posted:

ME: *watching with binoculars as several polycules converge at a single point* My god, the perfect shitstorm...
SECURITY OFFICER: Sir, why is what they do any of your business?
ME: I... because... why... why is what is my business any of your business? it's the boners, sir. they're out of control
SECURITY OFFICER: Yeah, ok, whatever, sir. This is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave FurCon My god..

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Improbable Lobster posted:

if you're going to edit a post don't do it like this

if you're going to edit a post don't do it like this

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

The things you say
Your purple prose just give you away
The things you say
You're uncontrollable (oh)
(BONERS!)

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

imagine four plinketto balls on the edge of a cliff

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Gutcruncher posted:

A whole world of nothing but AIs buying and selling from each other while all the homeless humans starve because the AI figured it’s cheaper to just halt all food production and continue wash trading the same monkey jpg forever.

pipe down will ya! I'm watching my thousand pound nephew on max: the place for hbo

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

gently caress YOU, IT'S JANUARY

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Been watching Star Trek original series for the first time, while folding laundry and drunk, and just how many episodes are going to be about some nobody on the ship getting powers because yeesh

the one where an irish gets control of the ship is genuinely harrowing

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

ireland is going to have to sort that out on their own. I'm gonna have bell riots to deal with

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

thinking about that scene in the eternals when kingo shots the bad guy with his finger guns

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Presto posted:

Wait, how many episodes of TOS deal with people getting superpowers?

There was the one where the guy and lady crewmembers get Q-like powers somehow except they also get silver contact lenses.

And there was the Charlie X episode with the teenager that was given Q-like powers by Q-like aliens so he could survive on his dump of a planet and couldn't control them when he tried to live among other humans.

boomers' greatest fear has always been the idea someone other than boomers might have agency. fortunately, this series of cautionary tales convinced them to never ever loosen their grip on the levers of power

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

mysterious frankie posted:

I think North Ireland should unify with North Korea. And North America. All the Norths should form one power bloc.

we already did that it's called the northern hemisphere. don't tell anyone but we've been stripping the south of resources for centuries

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

mysterious frankie posted:

Oh word? How’s it working out?

good for me
bad for kingo

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

has the suit jerked him off yet?

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

No Mods No Masters posted:

Maybe I'm hopelessly biased but I feel like bad as that was eg this is way worse, perhaps just because it's current year http://joepedia.wikidot.com/

really thought this was going to be a joe rogan wiki, and it somehow turned out even worse!

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