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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why would I want to kill Rich?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Holding out for the Bambi's Mother prequel.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Pretend the entire movie takes in a computer, now you can have as many wires as you want.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
80% of the editing in RLM episodes is removing all the wires keeping Mike upright during filming.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Matt Paintings was the Rich Evans of 1895

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Godzilla vs Jack

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We learn in the Mufasa movie he is descended from Godzilla, thus his birthright as king.

Mufasa also emits radiation and shoots lasers from his eyes.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Disney is gay [complimentary] and gay [derogatory].

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Yeah, you need four dudes doing it.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

A truly dynamic press tour

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
#madmanweb

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'll wait for The Penders Cut.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I am glad Larry David confronted Elmo about his homophobia.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mystes posted:

who can remember all these superhero movies

That's why Funko Pops exist.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Also I want more episodes of Rich opening crates of random pop culture garbage that Mike threw together.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Remaster the Plinkett Review

stahrworz duh fantumb mennes

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gumdrop Larry posted:

As bad as both prequels and sequels are you've gotta try to rewrite history and convince people they're good cause you're stuck with them. All of the lovely mish mash elements of Star Wars as an IP are permanently glued in place so if you can't fix that then you try to convince people it's not actually awful.

Alternatively, bring back the EU in its wonderful idiot glory.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cubone posted:

madam weeb


is that anything?

Yeah, Gripweed

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
A reboot of the Dinosaurs sitcom where the dad character runs an ape-themed amusement park.

It still ends with him somehow causing the Ice Age. Maybe add the goofy squirrel from the movies looking on as a cameo for Brand Synergy.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

JediTalentAgent posted:

A Jurassic Park movie where the new owners are so goddamned obsessed with the idea of cavemen living at the same time as dinosaurs that the new park has cloned cromagnons, neanderthals, etc. to coexist in the park with them to prove it MIGHT have been feasible.

Cut to a story about how the new owner, as a child, watched a cartoon of cavemen fighting dinosaurs and how his heart was broken when he got to high school and learned that it could have never happened.

Sponsored by Geico

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Time travel movies should only be done by people who are good enough to pull it off, like Neil Breen.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

I like that part in cobra when cobra cuts a slice of pizza with scissors

Here's an article on that.

quote:

There are exactly two categories of human on this earth: Those who can recite most of the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film Cobra by heart, and those who only know it as, “That movie where Sly eats a piece of pizza with scissors.”* I believe what I have to say here will be of interest to both groups and will be a valuable addition to modern Cobra discourse.

*You’ll occasionally run into someone who claims they haven’t heard of this movie, but there’s no reason to engage with them; we don’t platform Cobra deniers here and will not be doing so in the future.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Mutt hosed in Vietnam.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

i had read some reviews that said that dakota johnson did not give a poo poo during her line reads but drat. thats criminal level of “gently caress this”

I wonder if this is a "Whoopi Goldberg in Theodore Rex" situation where she's having to act against her will.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cubone posted:

that's about 30 years after her mom died in childbirth while she was researching spiders in the amazon

"It seems the real Madame Web was inside me all along."

*gives birth to Dakota Johnson and several hundred spiders before promptly dying*

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Plinkett content everyone's been clamoring for.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Barudak posted:

I skimmed the video to see if there would ever be interesting content, and then came to the thread to see if any of you degenerates would reveal something worth it in there.

Instead were all talking about Starship Troopers, a film with some absolutely excellent jokes.

The video's good if you want to see hundreds of examples of tiny white and black dots on the floor.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Meat Wagon posted:

I was assured that madame web was actualyl going to be good wtf!!!

It sounds like your expectations weren't grounded in reality!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The other studios are still making somewhat-watchable comic book movies. Sony's trying their best to kill the trend dead but Disney is too powerful in its mediocrity to be defeated.

Disney needs to plan ahead and create the Marvel Vault.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm the company basing major financial decisions on Madame Web.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mozi posted:

"The film introduced a trio of supporting characters (played by Isabela Merced, Celeste O’Connor and Sydney Sweeney — now one of the top stars her age). It set up a future in which the three could have become a team of Spider-Women under the guiding eye of Johnson’s Cassie Webb. Now that’s not going to happen."

...

gently caress!!!

Wait, her last name is literally Webb?

Genius like that is why I'll never be a movie exec.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Crescent Wrench posted:


And you people say there's no content on the Patreon.

I'd watch a video of Plinkett saying this, followed by another thirty minutes of him talking about black sheets of paper.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If you think about it The Beatles were the original Avengers.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sony is buying the Disney Vault.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Endless Trash posted:

A nuke hits the Bay Area, killing millions (of Democrats), California’s massive republican population turns the state red in the next election. Civil Wars starts so Texas and California team up as the two massive wealthy Republican states vs East Coast Libs. Bing bang bong so simple

But which side is Iron Man on for this remake?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kramer vs Kramer mixed with Michael Richards' racist meltdown.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kingo Ligma posted:

Never forget Jamie Lee Curtis complained extensively and repeatedly that Coldplay were too punk rock because their shows started after 5pm.

She is right.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

That DICK! posted:

I ran for office. To find out what is wrong with democracy.....

Marilyn Manson?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I wish Mike told us whether Jimmy Carter worked for Manson or the Bloodhound Gang

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
But enough about Rich Evans

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