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Sir Lemming posted:Was digging through VHS tapes at my in-laws' house to find some home videos, and found these labels for what I assume were things they recorded off TV. Some very interesting juxtapositions here.  It's a brand new year! The hack frauds are making videos again! They even watched some movies I think! Macaulay Culkin shows up sometimes! Rich Evans is still racist! Share your favorite rlm moments as we bring in the new year and if you talk about Jenny Nicholson we'll loving cut you.
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Aard Varkman how dare you marshal this thread, your charismatic reign of terror is at an end. I'm standing up for myself. I'm breaking the conditioning. Change starts now. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 1, 2024 06:07
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Mike really took it hard when he found out Rich Evans was pawning his own diabetes medicine the entire time.
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Jan 7, 2024 05:12
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Vakal posted:The power move is to just make a massive and detailed wiki for a movie, series, book that doesn't exist since wiki's are really what people care about these days. Okay I'm gonna make a wiki of every funny joke in space cop
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Jan 11, 2024 19:28
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Truly we are the last of the moniqueans.
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Jan 14, 2024 17:24
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Swinging rope mounted paint buckets into rich evans' crotch and getting copyright struck because it sounds too much like the opening riff from stairway to heaven
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Jan 18, 2024 18:41
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We don't have to like Tim but we have to respect that he's the absolute man to call when you need to get a raccoon carcass out of Rich Evans' grundle.
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Jan 20, 2024 17:59
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roomtone posted:you all suck These rlm tier lists are getting hard to parse but I'm gonna go with Mike Rich Tim Jay Josh
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Jan 28, 2024 17:43
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Jan 28, 2024 17:45
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I wanna give a special mention to R2D2 who detects that the map to luke skywalker has been reunited in close proximity and then turns itself on with no explanation.
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Jan 28, 2024 21:23
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There's a sex scene in Terminator which makes it the best Terminator movie.
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Jan 29, 2024 22:54
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I regret to inform everyone that a plane carrying Josh the Wizard spun into the pacific ocean this morning at 5:22 am PT. He was the only survivor.
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Jan 31, 2024 15:56
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I find myself constantly balancing my posts between people who like rlm and people who like game of thrones which is why I've made the executive decision to chop off my own dick and balls.
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Feb 2, 2024 17:19
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I'm betting someone sarcastically looked at the first star wars script and was like "This is a boring pos are you writing one star wars movie or nine here" and he was all "Hey, yeah, I'm actually writing nine movies" and then his ex wife cut out a third of his bullshit and it was suddenly pretty good
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Feb 5, 2024 00:08
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Outpost22 posted:Matthew Painting as a who, not what. Sorry I don't care much for the Dr. Seuss cinematic universe
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Feb 5, 2024 19:37
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Only eight more months until Joker 2 and I can finally go to my grave knowing I saw a Lady Joker.
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Feb 7, 2024 18:03
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Oh god right there's gonna be singing I'm so loving pumped.
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Feb 7, 2024 18:11
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Willy wonka was not ready for the direct to streaming era.
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Feb 8, 2024 19:09
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poisonpill posted:When is action Jackson? And also I think I’m somehow banned from discord; how do I sign up? https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360033931551-Getting-Started This might help? Also the default is mic disabled yeah. Certain members have the "movieperson" status that gives them the option of turning on their microphone and talking in case there's some kinda pressing need for it but I don't think anybody actually does.
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Feb 10, 2024 01:58
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Little annie is doing a spin in his naboo fighter craft and I'm losing my poo poo, just going absolutely ape in the theater at the neatness of this trick
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Feb 10, 2024 16:41
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poisonpill posted:This just looks like the dad from the tv show See it's cuz a dinosaur foot has three long toes and a normal pair of converse could never cover the spread without being clownishly large. This is the thinking man's dinosaur movie with modern solutions.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:54
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Cubone posted:it's really funny that by the time of the 20th century fox acquisition marvel had pretty much spent an entire decade doing their best to bury the x-men as a brand because 20th century fox had the movie rights. whoops it helped that the x men put out some really dogshit movies
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Feb 13, 2024 15:59
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Mike watching the blu ray and realizing the thing he devoted his life to was a hastily duct taped together flap of cardboard. Sobbing, he downs another ale and clicks purchase now on his next vintage crew uniform auction.
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Feb 18, 2024 16:42
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Cinema Sins.
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Feb 18, 2024 17:37
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That library belongs in a museum dammit.
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Feb 20, 2024 19:10
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The XJakk and Jenny thread is gonna take these forums by storm. The revolution starts, now!
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Feb 23, 2024 14:40
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sure okay posted:They were never interesting. They shuffled around like idiots and were extremely single minded. They were constantly undone by a frankly insane order/programming to "ignore threats" that allowed the crew to repeatedly crawl around their ship guts and, surprise, become an eventual threat. I like when rick hosed the hivemine like hell yeah
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Feb 27, 2024 21:24
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snipe jesus christ
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Mar 1, 2024 15:45
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Mutt died in viet-kong
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Mar 2, 2024 18:22
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Sounds rough but you might find a quick fix by employing some hearing AIIIIIIIDS
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Mar 4, 2024 05:01
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I like beer but I've also quit drinking and it's been pretty great tbh
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Mar 5, 2024 16:16
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He's just like me fr
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Mar 5, 2024 19:54
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Mike received reports that Rich Evans had died in vietnam but when he went to check on him he found that he had actually meant he was dying for some vietnamese and he'd fallen asleep into a tray of noodles and beef broth.
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Mar 5, 2024 21:40
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Pacman: "Sup you bitches! I'm high on crack!" Mike Stoklasa nods along as he edits a dummy dressed up like Rich Evans getting thrown off a park bridge.
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Mar 8, 2024 15:10
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Flintstones used to be in the OP of the thread like eight years ago it's practically grandfathered in.
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Mar 12, 2024 05:21
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When jay finally ran out of snuff films he took matters into his own hands
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Mar 16, 2024 01:24
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Citizen Kane is fine but can I interest you in this little thing called The Phantom Menace?
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Mar 16, 2024 21:55
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Jurassic park was a movie about cgi and jurassic park 2 was a movie about how badass it is to go camping in a gigantic triple trailer rv and to ride motorcycles. Jurassic park 3 was a movie about collecting t-rex pee and how that would bring pervy spinosauruses around. Jurassic park 4 was a snuff film. Jurassic park 5 was some poo poo about a mansion and international diamond auctions or some poo poo. Jurassic park 6 came out already in 2022.
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Arc Hammer posted:Indiana Jones 6 where they use the Dial of Destiny to go even further back in time to machine gun dinosaurs instead of Romans. We know where mutt died but do any of us really know when.
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I would put Khan Singh into the missile and also his entire extended family.
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