Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This ain't no party

This ain't no disco

This ain't no foolin' around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0DpBnUznd0

Best film of 2023: "Stop Making Sense"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This thread seems like it would know.

Is it possible to die of being hungover?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

trilobite terror posted:

is the Orville still on?

No, it got left in limbo for a long time and then quietly cancelled.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

You wanna know how to make non-rlm movie youtube content? This is how you make movie youtube content. About 8 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVlXXwCIUiQ

Also Harrison Ford is a bad actor and that's why that scene didn't work until he stopped acting and just told the truth about him and Carrie irl while being himself

:lol: @ them spending probably like a million bucks in today's money on an electronic blown-apart C3PO rig and then having to make it move with a fishing pole and line, which is obviously what they should have just done to begin with.

We watched a Jim Varney movie in one of the movie nights in the Discord where he played a villain who had a hand on his head. And they had a dude whose job it was to just crouch behind Jim Varney the whole shoot and act with his hand, and it's loving hilarious. I'm pretty sure if a major studio tried to make something like that, they'd spend $2 million on complicated hand robotics or CGI it and both would look awful.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Improbable Lobster posted:

Lawrence, the Cable Television Installation Professional

Daniel, the overweight midwesterner trapped in a prison of his own making forced to pretend to be a Southern caricature every time he's out in public.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

No Mods No Masters posted:

You have to face the unfortunate fact that posters exist who do not even need to be paid to enroll in the disney defense forces. Just ask the TV IV poster who said he wished I would die because I was being mean to the ahsoka show

Jesus Christ some people need to get a grip. I mean, you didn't like Ahsoka? What are you some kind of monster?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Non Compos Mentis posted:

wait tommy is polish?

No one knows where he's from and he's not saying

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Jose Oquendo posted:

So let's say Bruce or Jennifer are taking a poo and gotta push extra hard, which makes them a little angry. Do they hulk out right there while on the toilet? Do they have specially reinforced toilets just in case of such an emergency? Do they have larger hulk sized rolls of toilet paper?

Also: Does the poop get bigger? Do hulks take like Jurassic Park triceratops-sized shits?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Outpost22 posted:

What's Paramount+'s biggest rear end? Is it Parltrick Stewart?

Max's is Larry David :rimshot:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Non Compos Mentis posted:

guys i think kingo is on drugs

Oh we doing the intervention now?

Kingo, when I came in to post one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
lol Golden Globes

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

sure okay posted:

The Ebert review of AI is one of the first of his I'd ever read and I came upon it shortly after my first watch. This has always stuck with me

I see movies like the Creator and I go, "That's just an advanced toaster." I would kick that kid like a Boston Dynamics robot, and really how can anyone claim the two are all that different?

It's also why I like Ex Machina quite a lot. That movie gets AI - how the average rube will get their lives changed (ruined) by it, but also how it's still just code with code bugs.

You shouldn't let anyone tell you you're wrong about art. Personal context transforms the work itself in ways that are unpredictable to the even the artists themselves, and that's a beautiful thing.

But also you're super wrong about Ex Machina jesus christ way off not even close dude

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

kdrudy posted:

Is Sofia Boutella any good in anything? I haven't seen enough other stuff with her to know but she's just awful in this.

Atomic Blonde

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Gutcruncher posted:

They gave him a fake award to ingratiate themselves to him so he can do the one job they should never under any circumstance allow him to do?

Ricky Gervais calling all the Hollywood people Epstein-loving sickos at the Golden Globes was the only funny thing he's ever done besides The Office

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Weird Al got an Emmy

https://twitter.com/weirdaldaily/status/1744131890766843981

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Watching "Rome" for the first time since it aired and my god does this whip rear end

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Hackers film 1995 posted:

im in a few polycules and there aint a looker among us

Boy the shitstorm when 8 different polycules find out you're the single shared link a big Venn diagram

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

mysterious frankie posted:

ME: *watching with binoculars as several polycules converge at a single point* My god, the perfect shitstorm...
SECURITY OFFICER: Sir, why is what they do any of your business?
ME: I... because... why... why is what is my business any of your business?
SECURITY OFFICER: Yeah, ok, whatever, sir. This is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave FurCon

Standing in front of a giant corkboard with pins and strings connecting 100 different photos

I'm telling you this guy is loving 150 people a week at least!!!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

That trailer is much better than the first, but the first had much longer takes and it looked like complete dogshit, so I'm not holding my breath

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Aramis posted:

Also, I remember it not having a single character worth rooting for, which is gonna be a big problem for a series.

Ye Winjie :sickos:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Gutcruncher posted:

The best part of the episode is when they beam up the Irish the transporter couldn’t separate the Irish from their animals and filth.

Colm Meaney forced them to tone down that episode, so I can't imagine how racist the original script was

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/2024/01/10/george-carlin-ai-comedy-special/72174280007/

https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1745244942505558206

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kONMe7YnO8

This appears to be some kind of weird art piece from Will Sasso? I dunno what he's going for but everyone is mad at him now.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Arc Hammer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBEgoaLZzXM

Waiting to see if there's more Master Cheeks in this one.

Are they still not on the loving Halo? When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Arc Hammer posted:

They have to blow up the Planet Reach fireworks factory first before they get the the galaxy destroying fireworks factory on the Ring.

I'm sorry I didn't read all the notepads strewn about the games to know what the gently caress a Reach is

I'm sure some $15 an hour writer worked real hard on those fake emails filling in the backstory but it got in the way of me camping in the parking garage with a sniper rifle on multiplayer, so I never bothered

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Space Kablooey posted:

the first game was so good because you could ignore all the Lore and just shoot the bad guys. theres literally no emails to read, audio logs to barely listen to, and the only important cutscene was the one where the alien and the guy kiss before the halo explodes.

reach only showed up because they wanted to make a franchise out of john halo and then they dumped all that garbage

I want a TV series about that 2016 Doom reboot where the main character openly disdains all the people trying to dump plot on him and just lives to kill demons.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Sunk Dunk posted:

anyone wanna make a movie with me?????????

e: not pornography

Let's make a Star Wars

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

No Mods No Masters posted:

It's enjoyable to know that the youths make encyclopedic wikis about eg the injokes of their discord servers and such. In about 10-15 years you will be able to remind them of this to kill them instantly

Yet another embarrassing internet trend goons were on the cutting edge of

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Cubone posted:

last thread somebody linked an article from one of the kinja sites that meticulously articulated every single bit of nudity in the entire movie and they said he doesn't

False advertising, starting a class action suit as we speak

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I know I am late to the party, but RRR kicks rear end.

Although there is a very long stretch in the middle where it does not kick rear end.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Sex Farm posted:

Holy poo poo the ending of the curse. I like some weird bullshit but not like this. I don't get it


Edit: I feel pranked. I don't get it. What the gently caress

It was so strange, but I appreciate the bizarreness of it

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Kingo Ligma posted:

Hopefully Zaslav is dumb enough to think it's a normal reality show

An entire season of Nathan rehearsing a meeting with Zaslav to pitch Season 3

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Thank god that wasn't the last we'll see of Young Sheldon

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1745853687304495484

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

priznat posted:

They should have an "old sheldon" where he's just an old rear end in a top hat bitter that his genius was never properly recognized.

:lol: he won a Nobel Prize in the finale of the Big Bang Theory

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

priznat posted:

Haha, god what an insufferable show

Even still he could be a bitter dick he wasn't recognized MORE

I watched the finale because I have passively consumed basically all of that show because it's like half of my dad's TV consumption.

His Nobel speech is acknowledging that he's been a huge dick his whole life and promising to do better by his friends and family. Also, the character that never wanted kids is pregnant but it's a good thing?

Would have been funnier if he was mad that he split the Nobel with his wife, Blossom.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Jose Oquendo posted:

Does her character shill fake brain pills in the show too?

No, but BOTH the other women on the show are pharma reps. I vaguely recall plots about them selling dodgy poo poo.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I inadvertently have a Disney+ trial, can't find ANYTHING good to watch

the fact that I don't care about animated films doesn't help, and I checked out of the MCU after Endgame (except GotG3 which was legit good imo) and Star War after RoS

You know the good seasons of the Simpsons are on there?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, you're gonna have to drag Rick Moranis back to movies in order to get me to see another Ghostbusters

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh yeah, Tasha Yar was on that

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

watching red shoe diaries with the sound down, flipping back to a different channel every time I heard a sound from upstairs, and not even getting to see a drat nippple, was some bullshit

Lol we didn't even have the good channels. All I had was USA Network's after dark selection, which was softcore movies but with all the nudity either cut out or blurred.

Dark times

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Andy Sidaris Misty Mundae movies are the peak of softcore cinema

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply