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Hackers film 1995 posted:i learned that you should fill up the 5 gallon jug full. then empty that jug into the 3 gallon jug until its full. empty the 3 gallon jug. pour the remaining 2 gallons from the 5 gallon jug into the 3 gallon jug. fill the 5 gallon jug. pour out 1 gallon into the space remaining in the 3 gallon jug leaving EXACTLY 4 GALLONS! Much like the two dudes who always lie and always tells the truth in Labyrinth… I’ll never get it. Also Die Hard 3 was supposed to be a Lethal Weapon sequel and once you realize that you can never unsee it.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 06:39 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:01 |
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Tommy is from the American state of New Orlandoeans. Doesn’t his perfect accent give that away?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 07:18 |
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DaysBefore posted:Woah there are so many Walking Dead spinoffs now. Who is still watching this garbage? Americans absolutely love the idea of having a fantasy about gunning down all of their neighbors once they officially "othered" by being zombies.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 01:17 |
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I could watch their Star Trek trivia from now until the end of time.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 23:00 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:Still can't believe EEaaO won last year. I mean I liked it, but a wacky action comedy with an extended butt plug scene is not normal oscar material. 2022 was a not great year for movies but also gently caress the Oscars, the less people talk about it hopefully the better.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 15:32 |
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Also the movie looks bad and stupid?
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 18:02 |
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Beetlejuice had better loving go Hawaiian!
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 22:16 |
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So would it be considered some form of legal homicide if a mod shadow banned XJAXX and then that eventually lead directly to his suicide? Asking for a friend.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 01:07 |
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Sony should make a movie about a super villain that forces people to watch Sony's lovely other films.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 01:16 |
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hemale in pain posted:He could be called Dr.Forrester Yeah but more ~TWISTED~
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 01:23 |
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I think someone once mentioned that Zaslav looked like that one Cenobite with the tiny glasses and now I can't unsee it ever. Relevant to this thread I guess?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 02:11 |
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sinnesloeschen posted:man i remember when ll cool j was a semi-respectable actor Yeah but have you checked out his hat? It’s like a loving shark fin!
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 07:05 |
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Kingo Ligma posted:Gotta be me. Yeah but those Hobbit films were totally worth it!!!!!!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 06:29 |
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Who cares about a 31 year old movie like Jurassic Park? JEEZ YA NERDS! Anyways, back to Star Wars talk...
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 14:59 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:Spielberg blockbusters always play fast and loose with the plot, compared to gold standard Cameron. Like some movies you just treat them as roller coaster rides instead of stories. Or how there are zero zookeepers on the island during a storm except for Mr. Clever Girl.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 17:28 |
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I’d enjoy Stephenson more if he ever actually wrote endings.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 06:12 |
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It seems like there is a direct correlation to quality of Wars of Stars to how many light sabers are included.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 17:58 |
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Happyimp posted:I think I need to stay away from uppers. Started watching Jack & Jill. For some reason, I don't completely hate it. Seek medical help
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 06:30 |
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So apparently lovely AI George Carlin (who was not actually AI writing) was bad enough, now there is this: https://youtu.be/zxpBRnvjoJ4 Note before the torches come out, it is apparently a horribly late april fools thing.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 22:12 |
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Failson posted:Wow, a new Star Trek about Captain Picard's first command! Not ENOUGH trauma as back history for NuTrek When are we getting our Tasha Yar gang rape planet series?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 01:33 |
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I asked my 11 year old nephew who has been completely Star Wars obsessed his entire short life if he was excited for any new Star Wars shows and he said no. Good job, Disney!
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 22:33 |
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Brian Herbert definitely makes me appreciate Christopher Tolkien.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 16:31 |
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The director of The Green Knight was on the Blank Check podcast recently and said that he saw 65 in Germany, where most films are redubbed instead of subtitled. Apparently the original directors wanted to have the film in a 100% alien language before being so obviously shot down by the studio. So watching it dubbed into German but not speaking German was the closest thing to the directors' original vision for the film.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 20:28 |
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Isn't Civil war the one where Ant Man got really big and punched an airplane or something? Was it really also Air Force One? Oh man I didn't know Ant Man had the balls to do THAT!!!!!!!!!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 22:37 |
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The Sixth Sense was also so insanely and surprisingly profitable that he is still coasting off that almost 25 years later.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:34 |
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So with Paramount being bought by Sony does that mean that NuTrek is finally dead? Our all of our prayers finally answered that Mike will die happy knowing Star Trek: Picard: season 4: section 31: the Borg strikes back: the Motion Picture will not be the final thing he sees?
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 15:36 |
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Apes movie talk: It’s amazing that the incredibly seminal review by the Onion Film Standard of like the only the second of now four of the actually what 11th apes film was like 10 years ago now. I hope that Peter K. Rosenthal is doing okay with his endless erection of making up literary film criticism on the spot about this trash. I hope he is not homeless from all of those paychecks that he has burned while jamming these apes films up his rear end back to back to back.
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:56 |
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Lister posted:There's a star trek cruise that happens about once a year and there was the star trek experience thing in las vegas that closed years ago. Not going to lie, some of this poo poo kinda sounds good: http://uglycouchshow.com/quarks-bar-drinks/
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 03:55 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:01 |
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Creepy S1 Bashir hitting on Data was pretty great. Too bad the plot just turned into Data having some dreams.
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 18:02 |