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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I wouldn't buy a Fart Onlyfans video from any of them

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Hockey balances out its weird looking guys like the Sutter family or Brady Tkachuk with occasional Scandinavian dudes who are essentially male models like Henrik Lundqvist or Victor Hedman.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Go to hockey reference and you'll get a good random generation of hockey dudes and yeah:



Jamie Oleksiak (2nd from top right) arguably looks the most normal, then when he smiles he's got a massive fuckin gap from a missing tooth.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
How dare you impugn the handsomeness of Julio Rodriguez

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Gat dam

https://twitter.com/anylaurie16/status/1773346722435010792?t=3JM0fEJc0am4ydWhu2YWUg&s=19

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'd prefer my cars crumple when they get smashed into.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oh hell yah some more horrific car payment porn.

https://x.com/jebrafaushay/status/1773341763463254126?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I'd prefer my cars crumple when they get smashed into.

People love to yearn for a time when passengers splattered all over a largely intact metal interior.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That Tiktok is mostly an indictment of the type of people that work at dealerships more than anything else.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


Can't tell your car got hosed up if you intentionally design it to look hosed up :roll safe:

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

The most offensive part of this is all of those cars are garbage

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


A woman i work with bought a Jeep Wrangler recently and was bemoaning interest rates. We got to talking about it thinking it’d be like 6% and she said she was lucky to get 13% :cripes:

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

imagine paying those amounts for a dodge / jeep. ew.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

LeeMajors posted:

A woman i work with bought a Jeep Wrangler recently and was bemoaning interest rates. We got to talking about it thinking it’d be like 6% and she said she was lucky to get 13% :cripes:

I worked at a dealership for a long time and this is pretty common. People would want to come in and flex and buy a 3 series and pay like 80% of their min wage job on the payment cause they live at home and/or have no credit. Then we had customers on the other end of the spectrum who were here from Korea for school and would roll in and buy an M5 in cash or on dads black card

The real sad ones are when some broke person would buy something like an x5 that had 140k miles at a buy here pay here lot and then bring it in for service and get pissed cause it needs like 12 grand in work

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

LeeMajors posted:

A woman i work with bought a Jeep Wrangler recently and was bemoaning interest rates. We got to talking about it thinking it’d be like 6% and she said she was lucky to get 13% :cripes:

If you're paying 13% I think you probably have awful/no credit. In which case you should probably be buying a much cheaper (used) car.

13% for a Jeep Wrangler would make me sick to the point that I couldn't sleep at night.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

13% for a Jeep Wrangler would make me sick to the point that I couldn't sleep at night.

She told me this a month ago and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

If you're paying 13% I think you probably have awful/no credit. In which case you should probably be buying a much cheaper (used) car.

Are the values for used cars still super hosed? I remember it coming up a while back and prices were as bad as buying new

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Nah they’ve gone down a decent bit (at least in our market)

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Shinji2015 posted:

Are the values for used cars still super hosed? I remember it coming up a while back and prices were as bad as buying new

I just looked at some cars and the used is still bad but not as bad as it was. A 2020 Forester with 22k miles was only 6 grand less than a brand new 2024 Forester. I think it was a slightly better trim than the new, but wasn't premium.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Shinji2015 posted:

Are the values for used cars still super hosed? I remember it coming up a while back and prices were as bad as buying new

It’s all so hosed. Cars are so expensive. I should’ve got cx-50 when they had 0% financing but decided to drive my focus into the ground. I loathe car payments.

Not as bad as a year ago, but still high af.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Rates are bad is a problem too

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The best deal in car buying right now are all the EVs sitting on dealer lots that people don't want to buy.

Problem is in the grand scheme of things they're not really "cheap" vehicles to begin with.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Teslas are such junk but man I do want me a F150 lightning

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The best deal in car buying right now are all the EVs sitting on dealer lots that people don't want to buy.

Problem is in the grand scheme of things they're not really "cheap" vehicles to begin with.

Yeah, that's what I did last year. All in all it's a pretty nice car for the $18k I paid, but man the battery life in winter is definitely an issue. Knowing what I know now, I'd definitely have to get the increased battery range version.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Yeah, that's what I did last year. All in all it's a pretty nice car for the $18k I paid, but man the battery life in winter is definitely an issue. Knowing what I know now, I'd definitely have to get the increased battery range version.

Did you get a Bolt?

T-Square
May 14, 2009

LeeMajors posted:

A woman i work with bought a Jeep Wrangler recently and was bemoaning interest rates. We got to talking about it thinking it’d be like 6% and she said she was lucky to get 13% :cripes:

I know this dude that financed an S2000 at like 18% lol. He really wanted one but didn’t have the cash for one outright and at that point the car was probably like 12 years old so obviously the bank was probably like uhhh yeah sure I guess but you’re gonna pay for it

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The best deal in car buying right now are all the EVs sitting on dealer lots that people don't want to buy.

Problem is in the grand scheme of things they're not really "cheap" vehicles to begin with.

I’ve been talking about it for like two years, but I think this is the year I finally get an electric. My wife’s car is slowly dying. She doesn’t drive a ton, so I can do like 99% of the charging at home. Probably get a bolt or Ioniq.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




2019 Nissan Leaf off lease. ~150 range on the battery... that dipped to like 90 in the coldest of winter, which is a little too low.

Beyond that, it's the perfect car if you can charge at home and don't drive that far very often :v:

Does help that there was like a $3k refund for buying a used EV..

Kalli fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Mar 28, 2024

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tesla advertising to me via Instagram of course showing a model Y leaping a dirt hill (the gently caress?)

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Amy Pole Her posted:

Teslas are such junk but man I do want me a F150 lightning

they have steep discounts atm. i believe 35k off MSRP in some markets.

e: unrelated, i keep thinking about how fast that bridge collapsed in baltimore. not a conspiracy post, more thinking that poo poo just snapped. seemed under-engineered for impacts it could face.

Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Mar 28, 2024

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
If you crash a 200,000 ton container ship into just about anything that isn't a mountain, that object is going to lose that collision.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Neil Armbong posted:

they have steep discounts atm. i believe 35k off MSRP in some markets.

e: unrelated, i keep thinking about how fast that bridge collapsed in baltimore. not a conspiracy post, more thinking that poo poo just snapped. seemed under-engineered for impacts it could face.

It has to do with tension and how its distributed over time. By that I mean the tension of each suspension wire is altered dramatically and near instantaneously as the each one fails in turn. So you get a cascade effect.

Someone with better physics needs to take over

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Amy Pole Her posted:

Tesla advertising to me via Instagram of course showing a model Y leaping a dirt hill (the gently caress?)

I got a Tesla Model Y as a rental once, and man for a near $50k that interior is bland as gently caress. Tesla is just a front to make money with the valuation it's getting. The Hyundai Ioniq 5 looks and performs better and is nearly $10k less.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Ether Frenzy posted:

If you crash a 200,000 ton container ship into just about anything that isn't a mountain, that object is going to lose that collision.

Every bridge in the SF bay area would have survived. Because all of the ones that a deep draft ship like that one can get near, have berms around the pillar bases, made of many feet of steel and concrete, so the ship doesn't actually hit the bridge at all.

The golden gate bridge was built in 1933, the Key bridge was built in 1972. There's not really any good excuse. Yes, ships in the 70s were generally a lot smaller than the one that hit it this week, but that's also true of the SF bay area. Yes, the SF bay area bridges are also built to withstand earthquakes, but the wide berms at the base aren't really earthquake protection features. Yes, the Key bridge is a lot longer, but that doesn't mean you can't build big feet on it. It's basically just nobody decided to implement a known effective safety feature that would cost a lot to put in.

I may be wrong, maybe there's some arcane engineering reason why it'd be impossible, but I haven't seen anything like that yet.

e.

quote:

Astaneh noted a collision has happened in the Bay Area. He studied the crash of the Cosco Busan container ship into the Bay Bridge in 2007. The ship sideswiped one of the Bay Bridge's support piers and caused a massive fuel spill.

In the 2007 incident, the protective bumper around the support pier was damaged, but the bridge itself was not harmed.

Since that crash, engineers have been designing massive circular structure called "dolphins" to protect bridge piers.

The Baltimore incident is still under investigation and it is not clear if those protective structures could have helped.
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/bay-area-bridge-safety-collapse/3493000/
Like, yeah, I bet it could have helped. That's my bet.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Mar 28, 2024

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

3 DONG HORSE posted:

It has to do with tension and how its distributed over time. By that I mean the tension of each suspension wire is altered dramatically and near instantaneously as the each one fails in turn. So you get a cascade effect.

Someone with better physics needs to take over

there were no wires -- it was a rigid bridge.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Leperflesh posted:

It's basically just nobody decided to implement a known effective safety feature that would cost a lot to put in.

Tax money? Being allowed to be used to improve anything? Or hell, even being collected in the first place? What country do you live in?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Leperflesh posted:

Every bridge in the SF bay area would have survived. Because all of the ones that a deep draft ship like that one can get near, have berms around the pillar bases, made of many feet of steel and concrete, so the ship doesn't actually hit the bridge at all.

The golden gate bridge was built in 1933, the Key bridge was built in 1972. There's not really any good excuse. Yes, ships in the 70s were generally a lot smaller than the one that hit it this week, but that's also true of the SF bay area. Yes, the SF bay area bridges are also built to withstand earthquakes, but the wide berms at the base aren't really earthquake protection features. Yes, the Key bridge is a lot longer, but that doesn't mean you can't build big feet on it. It's basically just nobody decided to implement a known effective safety feature that would cost a lot to put in.

I may be wrong, maybe there's some arcane engineering reason why it'd be impossible, but I haven't seen anything like that yet.

e.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/bay-area-bridge-safety-collapse/3493000/
Like, yeah, I bet it could have helped. That's my bet.

From what I understand even that wouldn't have done it. The energy still gets transmitted. Those things help with small ships or a ship in full reverse going slow on impact, but nothing was going to prevent a ship that size and going that fast from bringing down a bridge.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



swickles posted:

From what I understand even that wouldn't have done it. The energy still gets transmitted. Those things help with small ships or a ship in full reverse going slow on impact, but nothing was going to prevent a ship that size and going that fast from bringing down a bridge.

Yeah, I saw the same. At least if we're talking about those Dolphin systems. The analysis I saw someone linked was about how a barge of that magnitude would just run most protective systems over.

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

swickles posted:

From what I understand even that wouldn't have done it. The energy still gets transmitted. Those things help with small ships or a ship in full reverse going slow on impact, but nothing was going to prevent a ship that size and going that fast from bringing down a bridge.

The Cosco Busan was 68,000 DWT and 869 feet long, so it was a smaller ship for sure, but still ginormous. And "nothing" just isn't true: a ship like that gets stopped dead by running aground, and the berms are essentially that.

It's a question of money. How much will it cost to create spans wide enough and sink foundation deep enough into the channel that you can build wide enough berms to handle a 200k ton ship direct impact at speed. It's some amount of money.

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