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I had a horrible stomach bug yesterday. Why am I not skinny? Wahhh.
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Docjowles posted:*begins scribbling an outline for a sci fi short story about the last forum poster left on earth* "In the end, he could only permaban..................himself." THE END
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Apr 25, 2024 22:28
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So that one Twilight Zone episode with dude who can now read all he wants until his glasses break but with posting instead of books.
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Apr 25, 2024 22:40
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Tulalip Tulips posted:So that one Twilight Zone episode with dude who can now read all he wants until his glasses break but with posting instead of books. All those shitposts will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
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Apr 25, 2024 22:44
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The Last Posts of the Rohirrim:quote:“Arise, arise, posters of Theodin! Memes shall be shaken, emoji shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwJOxN_gXc
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From hell’s heart, I reply at thee!
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Thaddius the Large posted:So meanwhile I just had a phone call with my parents, who spoke with my brother shortly before, and apparently he’s been off work for 3 weeks because he just came down with diabetes. To be clear, he’s one of the most fit and active people I know, avid mountain biker/skier/backpacker who surfs almost every day, so this isn’t obesity related. Better still, despite being a nurse working in a hospital his insurance will only let him see a nurse practitioner locally, the nearest endocrinologist is several hours away. loving genetics man! My sister is pretty fit & active, and she got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes recently. Family genetics sucks. Even worse is my sister is a pretty decent baker & Christmas goodies are now something she only makes for others.
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Apr 25, 2024 23:08
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Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible. https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1783585501343068642?t=EletO343J680sp9UQHxjyA&s=19
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Apr 25, 2024 23:33
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Android Apocalypse posted:My sister is pretty fit & active, and she got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes recently. Family genetics sucks. But I have terrible cholesterol and triglycerides anyway, just like my parents, so now I'm on a statin to do the work my liver is apparently too lazy to do. Genetics suck sometimes!
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Apr 25, 2024 23:35
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Air Skwirl posted:Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible. Joe Biden raining JDAMs on Mar-a-lago and the chud freakshow outside would be hilarious, but he’s way too decorum-poisoned to give us that future lol
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Apr 25, 2024 23:38
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"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Republicans forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
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Apr 25, 2024 23:51
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Just filled 6 42 gallon yard bags, 4 were pinecones that were all over the property and 2 bags of pine needles from raking the driveway. I’m gonna have 20 more when I rake the big side yard. 
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Apr 25, 2024 23:54
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looks good, my dog would happily poop there
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Apr 25, 2024 23:55
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3 DONG HORSE posted:looks good, my dog would happily poop there the highest compliment one can give
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Bird in a Blender posted:"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Republicans forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." I was thinking a reprise of "Ladies and gentlemen: we got him"
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a sexual elk posted:Just filled 6 42 gallon yard bags, 4 were pinecones that were all over the property and 2 bags of pine needles from raking the driveway. I’m gonna have 20 more when I rake the big side yard. that door is screaming for a concrete patio
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kiimo posted:that door is screaming for a concrete patio If I had the skill or money I’d love to have a wrap around deck instead of just the side one. Also a cover to keep snow off the stoop.   When we first bought it a sexual elk fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Big decks in my experience come about when you make friends with neighbors and like over drinks lo and behold one guy is a concrete guy, one guy is wood guy and one guy has built a deck before and bam suddenly you're hosting some dudes, keeping them supplied with beer and hoping what you end up with won't kill your children.
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in non-draft news https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1783632037640835426
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Air Skwirl posted:Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6gWWOKTcYM Docjowles posted:I was thinking a reprise of "Ladies and gentlemen: we got him" MOTHERFUCKER
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solarjetman posted:in non-draft news https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1783632037640835426 I have a friend that worked there, but has been at the Takeout for a while. That's great news for them. G/O is really trying to make everything SEO optimized which is obviously not what any of what the properties formerly under the Gawker umbrella are or were. Interestingly enough that's sort of what Musk told Onion staff when Thud was founded (she worked there too for it's insanely brief life), but then predictably he kneecapped that project and it died off. Ben Collins has shown to be a good guy, so that's a plus at least.
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The Onion will have the bounty of good material to mine when  is President… again.
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We’ll see how long letting them do whatever they want lasts in the face of capitalism but this seems cool and good for now. I’m pleasantly surprised that the Onion has hung around so long while seemingly every other form of media is dying  I had actually forgotten that was about Saddam. I was thinking it was from Obama’s bin Laden press conference
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solarjetman posted:in non-draft news https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1783632037640835426 Very pleased to report that their parent company has some absolute sauce: https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
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Air Skwirl posted:Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible. I mean, the supreme court justices who accept this notion are gonna say the proper avenue to prosecute such a president is by congress, and not that presidents should be allowed to get away with assassinating political opponents if they eventually rule immunity it'll be on that basis, the hilarious fiction that congress can be relied upon to hold a president to account even if that president is actively murdering their opponents, Putin style
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All it takes is a congress that's a majority party in opposition of the president to get poo poo like that going tho. Speaking of which, what happened to the impeachment of Biden?
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Android Apocalypse posted:All it takes is a congress that's a majority party in opposition of the president to get poo poo like that going tho. The House Republicans gave up on it because too many of the ones in swing districts refused to back vote for it
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Apr 26, 2024 01:48
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They couldn’t even get the impeachment of the homeland security guy over the line lol. I think it made it to the senate and was immediately killed because it was dumb as hell
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Docjowles posted:We’ll see how long letting them do whatever they want lasts in the face of capitalism but this seems cool and good for now. I’m pleasantly surprised that the Onion has hung around so long while seemingly every other form of media is dying wasn't bin laden's death news broken by cena or the rock or something
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Apr 26, 2024 02:45
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JPrime posted:wasn't bin laden's death news broken by cena or the rock or something I was at a strip club and was informed by the DJ
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JPrime posted:wasn't bin laden's death news broken by cena or the rock or something Obama announced it on television first, but if you were attending WrestleMania or whatever that particular event was you probably heard it first from John Cena. Here's some good news. https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1783489043755610321?t=jyqdpTzlx3T4RKuevZSH6w&s=19
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Air Skwirl posted:Obama announced it on television first, but if you were attending WrestleMania or whatever that particular event was you probably heard it first from John Cena. Yeah that is awesome and hopefully it survives the inevitable law suits from butthurt employers. The FCC reinstated Net Neutrality today too. After a dipshit Trump appointee killed it a while back. Regulators putting in work this week
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JPrime posted:wasn't bin laden's death news broken by cena or the rock or something The Rock was vaguetweeting about it, Cena gave us “compromised to a permanent end”
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JPrime posted:wasn't bin laden's death news broken by cena or the rock or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL6gq6qME
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lol holy moly I had missed that news breaking at Wrestlemania 
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"Extreme Rules" Which is apparently one of the other like dozen pay per views they run (ran?) a year. I'm old and crusty, I'm fine with a Royal Rumble, a Summer Slam, a Survivor Series, but these new fangled Backlashes? King of the Ring? No Mercy? Hell in a Cell? Sorry, my watch has ended.
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Air Skwirl posted:Obama announced it on television first, but if you were attending WrestleMania or whatever that particular event was you probably heard it first from John Cena. Fond memories of getting a job at Jimmy John's in high school and being required to sign a two-year non-compete regarding Subway.
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