The Football Funhouse Chat Thread of 2024: Thanks for the fart update, babe

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Happy new year all.

It's gonna be great.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 16:44

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Android Apocalypse posted:

Posting thru the pain of being a goon.

Quality via sheer volume!

if you can't post well, :justpost:

anyway

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 05:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Silly Burrito posted:

I�ve never had rear end gumbo

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 06:05

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

^ 42 with 8 and 4 year olds. I'm... So tired.

40 with 6/2, so I'm on this pace. Definitely glad I waited, even though I am more tired than I want to be.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 17:13

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Freaquency posted:

Paprika. I�ve been using it for years. It�s a recipe app, but they have a pantry you can utilize to keep track of what you have. I pull recipes from Milk Street or Serious Eats with the in-app browser, then you can
add groceries to a list right from the recipe. It�s on iOS, MacOS, Windows, and Android.

Hearty recommend, paprika is great and makes our cooking life infinitely better

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 03:50

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Its Rinaldo posted:

Oh cool downstairs toilet overflowing everywhere after using the laundry cool

pittsburgh was right

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 16:55

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Bird in a Blender posted:

I like putting up the Christmas tree, but there�s definitely a sense of relief when it goes to the mulch pile. I think it�s just all the room I get back.

I love all the Christmas I put up, and I also love how much bigger the house feels when it's all gone.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 20:52

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

fontchat

seen this new NFL font on a couple of broadcasts

I hate it, and hope they don't shift everything to it.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:17

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I finally put a ring on it!

I'm just in it for the passport

congrats

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 00:12

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

happy birthday SB

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 19:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

FizFashizzle posted:

Hbd skwirl

Also lmao

https://x.com/huinguillaume/status/1744724351013069284?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

lamb is delicious

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 23:04

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

carpet, not even once.

we do area rugs with flor tiles which makes cleanups of messes easy, take the tile(s) outside, hose em off or scrub as necessary, let dry, put back in place.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 18:53

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Freaquency posted:

Such is the power of Steve Nash

You can't talk this way about canadian superstar steve nash!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:36

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Quiet Feet posted:

Carrots are bad

Record scratch

Wat?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 05:09

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Quiet Feet posted:

For some reason they give me dry heaves. Been this way since I was a kid and I have no idea why, but as a result I cannot stand them.

Like in tiny shreds in cole slaw it's fine but anything bigger than that and

Fair, but for everyone else, have this thing from the food lab which is amazing

quote:

1� pounds large carrots, peeled and cut into 1-inch disks or faux tourn�e
� teaspoon cornstarch
1� cups homemade or low-sodium canned chicken stock
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 tablespoons sugar
Kosher salt
2 tablespoons finely minced fresh parsley or chives
� cup toasted slivered almonds
� teaspoon lemon zest and 1 teaspoon lemon juice (from 1 lemon)
Freshly ground black pepper

1. Toss the carrots with the cornstarch in a 12-inch heavy-bottomed stainless steel skillet until no clumps of starch remain. Add the stock, butter, sugar, and 1 teaspoon salt and bring to a boil over high heat, then reduce to a simmer and cook, stirring occasionally, until the carrots are almost tender (they should show little resistance when poked with a cake tester or the tip of a knife), about 10 minutes.

2. Increase the heat to high and boil, tossing occasionally, until the sauce is reduced to a shiny glaze. Remove from the heat, add the herbs, almonds, lemon zest and lemon juice, and toss to combine. Season to taste with salt and pepper and serve.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 05:32

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Air Skwirl posted:

I saw this and now you all have to also. Apologies in advance.

Very poe's law

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 14:46

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

The number of nights I haven't been able to sleep recently due to my mind racing about the worst possible outcome in infinite problems, some of them comical after a day or two of thought is far higher than I would like.

On the plus side I have gotten very good at quietly putting together casseroles for dinner as a way to channel nervous energy and kill time with something that I need to refocus thought on so mealtimes the day after are very stress free.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 14:02

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I keep forgetting to cancel the Athletic, and read Defector.

I have the too many streaming services problem but with online news.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 00:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

house reno chat, I'm looking to add ~100sq ft to split one bedroom into two and the quotes are almost 100K for on-slab construction. It's mostly labor costs-- almost 20K in labor for ~30 linear feet of 8' high brick veneer to match the rest of the house.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 00:58

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

That was a neat strategy

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 15:12

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

My last ringtone before I went vibrate only a decade ago was the doogie howser theme

# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 02:47

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

don't make the mods get a strap

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 00:40

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

We were watching yellowjackets, but by the end of season 1 it seemed to take a hard turn into paranormal, and we lost interest. I think we started season 2 but I can't remember honestly.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 00:10

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

dishwasherchat, my wife hates how I load it, but I hate dishes sitting around so now I just run it 1/2 full all the time so she doesn't have time to inspect my work. It uses 3 gallons of water, who cares.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 00:12

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1755959348734341534?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

Hollywood accounting is amazing. They wanted $75M, didn't get it, and so now they're going to take $30M in tax value rather than accepting counters that would probably have been more than $30M.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 17:29

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Joey Freshwater posted:

lol my washer uses like 4 gallons of water for a full load I ain�t hand washing poo poo

Except nice knives pans because thems the rules

perfect opinion, no notes.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 19:09

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

wandler20 posted:

My mom just dropped me off an entire flat of strawberries. I like strawberries as much as the next person but what the hell do I do with an entire flat?

My kids would wreck that in a day.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 22:27

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

General Dog posted:

Essentially it seems like they�ve removed any functionality from the desktop app that wasn�t already in the web app. Mind-boggling.

Some manager got a bonus for "web/desktop feature parity"

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 01:58

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Teams is the worst except for that the permissions model is broken in some funny way for edu accounts so when I am invited into someone else's meeting at another organization, if I get there before them it lets me be the owner of it.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 03:38

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Who's ready for BEEFRICE

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-invent-new-hybrid-food-by-growing-beef-inside-grains-of-rice

quote:

They've invented a new hybrid food, consisting of cells of bovine fat and muscle grown inside grains of rice.

The result resembles a strange combination of meat mince and rice, of pink, sticky grains.

First, they coated grains of rice with food-grade fish gelatin and food enzymes to help the cells find purchase and maximize the amount of cellular material that clings to and grows on the rice. Then they seeded the rice grains with cow muscle and fat stem cells, and let them grow in a petri dish for 9 to 11 days.

As it stands, the meaty-rice (or ricey-meat) would be less costly to produce than beef per gram of protein, in both emissions and money.

I'd try it

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 19:08

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Doesn't everyone keep emergency shrimp in their frunk?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 14:29

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

A series of close photo crops that appear to be a cocaine-fueled BDSM party aftermath but are just granddad's shop.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 14:35

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

sometimes kids are the worst and your 2 year old wakes up in a mood and the morning is on a downward spiral. And then your 6 year old disappears to her art table, then gives her sister a card and a hug and it's all worth it.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 18:12

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Blowjob Overtime posted:

It does help to be a real psycho who keeps a spreadsheet inventory of what's in there, too, but even I realize that's beyond reasonable for most people.

I tried to keep track of mine with various methods, and never ended up keeping it up to date when pulling stuff out leading to hunting through it anyway.

Then I settled on post-it flags for each item in there stuck to the door and when I take a thing out I throw the little post-it away. It's been great.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 02:42

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Dango Bango posted:

Ooh I can tie both the podcast and capitalism topics together here! Check out the Behind the Bastards episodes on Jack Welch. He's a big part of the reason - if not THE reason - for the lack of long-term focus.

"The man who broke capitalism" was a great read

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 06:15

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

LeeMajors posted:

gently caress yes, big Rocky Mountain snow rules.

The Colorado river basin lives for one more year!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 00:10

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Canned Sunshine posted:

Snowpack is average but antecedent water moisture is pretty poor so don�t expect great runoff. Maybe ~7 million ac-ft or so across the entire watershed.

At some point Phoenix and Tucson will need to go full water recycling.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 02:20

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Sweet Tomatoes was superior to Souplantation of the pair

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 17:53

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

A real problem these days is just-in-time shift scheduling for part-time employees so you don't know what or when your hours will be at $21. The next fight will probably be about advance notice of shifts, and guaranteed minimum monthly salary rather than per hour, but that's much harder.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 20:45

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

LeeMajors posted:

These republicans seem bad. The dems should probably take popular policy positions and try hard to materially improve lives so they can win the election.

I mean... they do? I would rather have some loan forgiveness than none. More opportunities for investments in technology to address climate change than actively working against it. Any movement at all to address gun violence than doing absolutely nothing. Moving the needle at all on gender and sexual equality rather than actively working to undo it all.

Basically this:

Ether Frenzy posted:

The GOP has the setup crafted perfectly so that the slightest incremental change is the only way anything close to good ever happens

is Biden flawed? Yes, but has his administration been effective in advancing important things and preventing regressions in other areas, also yes.

Air Skwirl posted:

My issue isn't really with people who support Biden because the alternative is worse, I get that, and if you live in a swing state your mental calculus is different than mine.

My issue is the people in charge of the Democratic party don't seem to give a poo poo who wins. I don't think they're necessarily tanking it on purpose, but they clearly don't care too much, otherwise they wouldn't be running a candidate that the majority of Democrats don't think should run.

"Generic Democrat" is wildly popular, but every named person polls worse than Biden.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 00:32

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