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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I wouldn't want to procreate with Kentuckians either

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

My experience with Kentuckians is 100% the "Go Big Blue Cayuuuuuuuuts" fans so my sample size isn't great either

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Rescue a cat.


That way when they are bad you can say if it wasn't for me you'd be out on the street! Even if they understood English they wouldn't care but it will make you feel better.

Another option is who do you think keeps the lights on? A roof over your head? And other Dad-isms

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It should also be on Peacock

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

BlindSite posted:

Whats in it?

hair care for your permanent orange afro

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kurgarra Queen posted:

I saw it in theaters and was a big fan (my friend wasn't that impressed). Shout out to Lupita Nyong'o's phenomenal work in that movie.

...I should probably just watch it again along with Get Out and Nope.


FYI I'm working on the next Jordan Peele film. I'd say what it is but we're probably gonna change the name.

Also he is producing a Dev Patel directed film (think John Wick / Nobody set in India) and our trailer drops in the AFC championship game. It's rad.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm terrified of Tomlin taking over the Chargers.



But also I think Tomlin and Pittsburgh might be better off apart kind of like the Eagles and Reid

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Travel hell I sometimes do that before work but that can be a slippery slope. I honestly enjoy the taste in coffee.

(not the whiskey though that's I'm in Vegas level)

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I wasn't sure which thread to post this in and I bet 90% of you won't care about this at all but Chiefs superfans are somethin.

this isn't about Chiefsaholic, but rather broke brain superfan "X-Factor" the guy in the infamous picture with the disgusting bedroom in him mom's house that I won't link for sanity reasons.

This guy got banned from Arrowhead after getting in a fight and hilariously released on the street to walk home and is now claiming the players are rallying together to get him access again because he's responsible for "whipping up the crowd" to set the Guiness record for crowd noise and other insane meth brain things.

Watch if you can stomach a slow moving train wreck like livestreaming getting arrested smoking weed in the parking lot of the program he was kicked out of with his dick out listening to Rock Me Amadeus


https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1r3JXSLfmn/

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have never seen The Wire

I have never seen Band of Brothers

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

For some reason I read that and thought White Lotus and was going to say it's not a big deal but Glass Onion yikes

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I'm a month apart from my younger brother and my dad would get us the same gift for Christmas and our birthdays every year so we wouldn't fight over the Legos or Nerf or whatever it was that year.

Pretty smart

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Gen X nearly completely ignored in this





LIKE WE LIKE IT

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'd take the keys and then drive it directly into the restaurant. Like whoops I think this thing needs a tune-up then tell the judge well it had 400k miles on it it's unpredictable case dismissed

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Freaquency posted:

Jason Whitlock is the piece of poo poo who went all-in on far-right BS, correct?

If so :lol::sickos:



it's WAY more than that.


Jason Whitlock was Trump before Trump. He calls out black athletes for looking "hood" and other horrifying poo poo like blasting BLM or lambasting Simone Biles and Gabby Douglas for made up poo poo all to grift fat white racists in the midwest.

He went to Fox and they couldn't even handle how flagrant he was so they kicked him off the lot and then he went rogue ala Trump and Truth Social to continue to say Uncle Tom poo poo to get redneck clicks.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Braksgirl posted:

It floors me that everyone is shocked a 72 year old man is retiring from a job. Like, he didn't work a menial office job where he can't afford to retire. How is this shocking?



but 'ave yall considered ROLLL TIDE???

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

I know more about Whitlock than I want to and he wasn't always insane. Off, but funny and you could sit with his bullshit. But he sure as hell went full grifter at some point.

Darkly amusingly to his detriment because he could be writing his bullshit for Fox or whoever if he just toned it down a little bit, at least he'd still be getting paid then. Now he's writing for 'who?'

e: I didn't watch the SAS thing but I feel like I've been Whitlocked out. I've done my time briefly enjoying his barber roasting Tim Tebow and then watching everything that came after that.


I disagree, he was pulling his "black people, amirite?" bullshit at the KC Star way back in the 90s. Also I met him several times back then, and more importantly was his server at my restaurant a bunch of times and can confirm he was garbage back then, too.

Posnanski hates him.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Fat Jesus posted:

I used to visit that chiefs planet site where drunks had all caps flame wars and got told to eat bags to dicks for daring suggest Brodie Croyle wasn't the answer, but anyway they would argue about that Whitlock dude a lot and all i remember of him is he kept talking about Jeff George for some reason. I haven't been there for years since i can read the KC star.

Cmon man they didn't say that.

They absolutely told you to drink antifreeze and fall out of the AIDS tree. It's CP-specific.


And yeah Whitlock kept clamoring for someone to give Jeff George a chance well into Jeff's late 40s

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

BTW Whitlock still posts on Chiefs Planet to give you an idea of the kind of posters that haven't been kicked off that site yet. The politics lounge is an absolute tire fire of a subforum.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have never thought of the similarities between Whitlock and Eatdatpussy before

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

My 40 minute flight from Vegas to Burbank was canceled and replaced by a 4 hour and 30 minute winding trip through Utah this is fun

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Sorry man. That's always the worst.

I could get mad but honestly the storms are loving flights up all over the country the fact that I have a flight at all is kind of a miracle because many don't

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm still on Old Outlook and every time I restart they ask me to try the new one and one day I just know it's not going to be an option and I'll be in Hell

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

They keep making it worse and charging more for it. I want Photoshop and Acrobat. No I do not want to update Bridge what the gently caress is that anyway

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

My cats have never peed anywhere but the litterbox and never bitten or scratched me. I feel very lucky. It really helps make me say oh well that they love to shred my couches and won't scratch the 50 different things I've bought them to scratch instead of the couch. It's one of their great joys in life and welp my place doesn't smell like cat and I should probably be grateful for that.



edit: look at these boo boos



kiimo fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jan 17, 2024

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

GD_American posted:

Today I had to make a phone call that has me seriously doubting I want to keep doing this job.

I like helping people navigate the red tape. I hate when I lose a rules nitpicking contest with our state director's office, and have to call an amputee back and tell her yea as it turns out I got overruled and you do owe us 30 grand and we're shutting your check back off because you tried to work.

She understood. I'd have felt better if she called me a piece of poo poo.

I hate this country so much.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

don't make goons say their salary because then their opinions on Democratic socialism will be null and void. To be clear I make less than 200

kiimo fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Jan 18, 2024

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It is weird to work for a company that was absolutely central in trying to gently caress over unions. Most of the people I work with side with them, and then our company does things like cut down the trees, so the marchers are standing in the hot sun or like try to commit them to give up their likeness to AI and ruin their career. It’s kind of hosed up.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nearing the end of Skyrim and running out of quests finally so I guess I'll open that Elder Scroll on top of the mountain but I don't want it to end.


Also figuring out that I can drag dead bodies around has brought the game to a grinding halt since I'm spending all my time assembling all the Forsworn bodies to make it look like an orgy and cackling to myself because I'm 12

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mercury is cheap

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lurk more

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I like High Noon and I like pineapple. Don't let them shame you.


The alcohol is a healthy amount too



trilljester posted:

I love pineapple so much. It's the best fruit.


my man




Dole Whips at Disneyland are Tier 1

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Air Skwirl posted:

I dunno when I'm drinking on a plane I get a tiny bottle of whiskey and a gingerale.

high fructose corn syrup though

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I remember one of the first times I went back to KC after living in LA for a couple years. I go in a bar and order a Manhattan and some chode looks at it and says "huh. There's FRUIT in your drink!"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I like those Chicago bloody marys with full hamburgers on the stick

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

People who haven't drank since before Covid wow.



Here I've been proud of myself to limit it to binge drinking once a week.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have a bad habit of playing cards once a week and drinking a lot of vodka / soda / lime

hey it's low calorie! *drinks ten*

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

As the 4th of six kids I never slept in the bed with my parents apparently.

Frankly I think this has affected me as an adult because I don't like sleeping with a partner now either

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

In Chuck Berry voice


did I poop on your head


I do that sometimes

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Quiet Feet posted:


Guac is barf. :barf:

:hf:

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