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New Year's resolution- buy a dog, buy a car, get a promotion, lose weight, be more present for my family, keep sports fandom at a proper sardonic distance. Off to a good start on the last bit. Roll Tide.
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trilljester posted:Anyone here from Nashville? Wife and I are thinking of going in March and we want to know what's fun to do there. Country Music Hall of Fame for sure. Catch a Predators game while you're there too (best hockey atmosphere I've ever seen). There'll be tons of live music downtown any given night of the week. Just hop bars until you find something you like. Avoid the big-name clubs owned by country stars. If you like bourbon, take a few tours. A day trip south to Tullahoma (George Dickel) and Lynchburg would be worth it. Jack Daniels isn't a particularly good bourbon, but their tour is absolutely one of the best you'll see.
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Jan 3, 2024 12:42
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FizFashizzle posted:my girlfriend’s parents are worthless. Frankly I wouldn’t want a kid with them unsupervised. Speaking as someone who had hard in-law trouble of a similar nature- it's good that you recognize this, and how big of a factor it needs to be in your plans.
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Jan 4, 2024 01:04
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oh poo poo I just realized is Caro the richest goon of all time?
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Jan 4, 2024 02:45
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Shindragon posted:I love Nope. I can watch it again and again. Chimp? I had heard about it before I saw it. I guess it would be far more shocking going in blind.
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Jan 4, 2024 05:35
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I don't like Shannon Sharpe. Somebody ordered me, not told me, ordered me to watch the Katt Williams epsiode. This motherfucker came in to burn the house down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oRRZiRQxTs&t=875s
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Jan 5, 2024 01:25
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Android Apocalypse posted:I don't think I have the ability to listen to Katt or Shannon talk for almost 3 hours. Shannon barely gets 2 sentences at a time in. Katt never yells. It's 3 hours of monologue. It's gone viral so you can get the big bits anywhere online. I'm just dying laughing at the tone the whole time
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Jan 5, 2024 03:10
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I'm flying out to pick up a car in Norman, OK on Saturday and driving it back to Mobile. Can either run through Dallas or shove east down 271 to Shreveport. Anything worth seeing along the road?
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Jan 5, 2024 05:08
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Flight from Mobile to Charlotte on a little Embraer tin can, got to cruising altitude and ripped the longest, loudest fart in years. Surrounded by skinny women so I was instantly the suspect. Just put on a dumb, ignorant smile for the rest of the flight and tried to ignore the visual daggers. Scoped out the gate that the OKC flight is leaving from in 4 hours. Looked behind and one of them saw me there and silently did the arms down gesture of "you have got to be kidding me"
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Jan 6, 2024 15:33
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General Dog posted:I wish someone could make them run on time. Everyone in the NCAA thread has long known this.
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Jan 6, 2024 16:34
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Kurgarra Queen posted:In seriousness, that would require them to ever not prioritize corporate interests(in this case, the freight companies that own most of the actual rail lines and prioritize themselves over passenger cars even though [IIRC] they're not supposed to) and invest in rail infrastructure and better trains. Oh, and a bureaucracy we don't periodically gut like a fish. I'm not a train nerd but I briefly wondered how if one of these mega-billionaires was and instead of building his own space rockets, he bought like CSX or something and tried to make them good Then I realized this is pretty much step one to how people have a framed photo of Steve Jobs or pay 8 bucks a month for a blue check.
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Jan 6, 2024 16:59
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So I signed paperwork on a new GV70 with 19 miles on it, and flew up to Norman, OK to pick it up. It somehow now has 987 miles. I hope Bama breaks their foot off in Venables' rear end next year.
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Jan 6, 2024 23:51
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Look, I'm just saying that I know there are at least two small-dicked dudes who have dreamed of jumping in the Bass Pro Shops aquarium, so maybe we should be less judgey e- wrong thread but gently caress it, I said what I said and I believe what I said
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Jan 7, 2024 00:25
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Pain of Mind posted:Of you want a whose who of "hey, its that guy" you should watch Oz. You can also see their dongs if that interests you. Billy West, the red M&M posted:do you remember the prison show Oz?
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Jan 7, 2024 21:15
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Intruder posted:Finding out Idris Elba is extremely british was such a mindfuck for me after watching The Wire This is the basis for an extremely good Roy Wood bit, if you haven't seen it
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Jan 7, 2024 23:56
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Happy Birthday SB, for your present I got you another year of Dennis Allen
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Jan 10, 2024 01:03
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I love these kinds of stories.quote:UPDATE (7:22 p.m.): A spokesperson with the Mobile Police Department has confirmed officers responded to a shooting at the Shoppes at Bel Air around 5:30 Thursday night. 
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I murder countless potential victims every time I fire up <name a porn site>
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Jan 13, 2024 02:48
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I'm so happy Danica has gone mask-off chud. I've despised her since it seems like five minutes after she got big
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Jan 13, 2024 03:04
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My school didn't have famous murders. It had a curse. We were the first students at Challenger Junior High. As we started getting bumped off, the word spread that it wouldn't end until seven of us were dead before graduation. Becky (can't remember her last name) got her spine severed when her boyfriend did an illegal U-turn in a Suzuki Samurai and they got t-boned. Andy Skidmore hung himself. Jacob Silva plowed his mom's station wagon into the side of a flatbed trailer and got a to-the-shoulders haircut. (Rest in Piss- he was a bullying piece of poo poo) Dennis H burned to death in his VW van, possibly from suicide, possibly from owning a VW van. I left Cali after 10th grade. Good luck with that poo poo, chumps!
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Jan 13, 2024 03:38
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New year. New car. New dog. Trying to make this something other than 2020, part V.
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Jan 14, 2024 16:58
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Meet Henry James. He is so stinkin' cute.
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Jan 15, 2024 06:46
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Just got a text that our office (Social Security) is closed to the public and we're working from home tomorrow. I'm starting to change my mind about telework.
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Jan 16, 2024 01:14
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That good boy looks entirely too sad. Treats. stat.
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Jan 16, 2024 04:36
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Has anyone done a sports movie parody that was as sharp and biting like Walk Hard was to the music biopic genre? Did you see that Ferrari literally did the "wrong kid died" line from Walk Hard?
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Jan 17, 2024 05:13
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Today I had to make a phone call that has me seriously doubting I want to keep doing this job. I like helping people navigate the red tape. I hate when I lose a rules nitpicking contest with our state director's office, and have to call an amputee back and tell her yea as it turns out I got overruled and you do owe us 30 grand and we're shutting your check back off because you tried to work. She understood. I'd have felt better if she called me a piece of poo poo.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:16
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1750669926816182408?t=IX7c6LQV83DXI2aUKgApsQ&s=19 If that wasn't intended to be a sex toy, it turned into one on the first day they were available
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Jan 26, 2024 04:21
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Shadow is a cutie
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/frankhajdu/status/1753503937456644206?s=46 oh yeah, back when Craig T. Nelson was only playing at being an rear end in a top hat villain
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Feb 3, 2024 02:35
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It's a good thing I didn't know Carl Weathers because if I was at that funeral no earthly force would stop me from raising his arm out of the casket and making a stew joke
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Feb 3, 2024 02:41
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swickles posted:To be fair you can go through that Chick-fil-A line faster than having no one in front of you at McDonalds. Someone at work asked me about the whole In N Out vs. Whataburger thing, and here's how I described it: You pull up a half-mile from In N Out and get in the line that's backed up to the offramp. It takes you 30 minutes to get your food. The burger is fantastic and the fries are terrible. You pull up behind the one other car in the Whataburger drive-thru. It takes you 30 minutes to get your food. The burger is pretty good and the fries are decent. Both want to sell you a t-shirt.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:33
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btww yesterday I met the super saiyan final form of "a boy named sue". pulled customer down, named Adolph Something. Born in 1944. I wondered how the hell the dad decided to name him that. Then I noticed his dad was named Adolph. That dad said "gently caress the war, this kid's gonna be a Junior". Called him to the window. He was black. Imagine a black kid in Jim Crow 1950s Alabama with that name, and practically every white authority figure you have to deal with is a veteran.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:29
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C-Euro posted:Went to a Mardi Gras party today and thought of Braks and SB. My niece is coming down from Tuscaloosa for Joe Cain weekend with her roommate from Michigan, who's never been to Mardi Gras. A coworker said she brought friends from Australia and they made a sign saying so and they got bombarded with throws. I had to point out that a sign declaring someone is from Michigan is more likely to be bombarded with bad language.
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Feb 4, 2024 04:13
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Silly Burrito posted:What if it said "First Time Tide Fan From Michigan"? Hmmm. Maybe honesty is the best policy. "Michigan Born. Tuscaloosa Educated. RMFT"
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Feb 4, 2024 04:23
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Our office (SSA) usually had our handyman (a nice semi-retired guy in his 80s) paid to sit in the garage around Joe Cain weekend to keep people from parking in there. Well, now the garage is fenced and enclosed so he doesn't have to. But he is this year anyway, so employees and their families can park right on the parade route trouble-free. Our new DM is loving awesome.
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Feb 4, 2024 05:53
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I've done one custom notification in my life. I set it up on my wife's phone for when I text her. I think she quit using it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9NSy86d9U
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Feb 4, 2024 22:26
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I got a Bulova two Christmases ago that will probably remain the most expensive watch I will ever own. Got a buncha knockoff ones I bought in Phnom Penh of the ones I genuinely like but can never afford. I dreamed about a Breitling Navitimer but like most sane human beings there's a long list of things that could use 3 grand ahead of it.
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Feb 6, 2024 05:12
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Timby posted:Really heavy drinker, from what I recall from a friend of mine who used to insure him through Lloyds of London. (Drew Bledsoe, too, raging alcoholic, to keep things in a football context.) I'm sure Wally Pipp drank like a fish too, for similar reasons
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