The Football Funhouse Chat Thread of 2024: Thanks for the fart update, babe

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chalk another one up for father time, got my grandma this morning at the age of 92

. She'd been in decline for a while, so it wasn't a surprise.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 23:45

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:32

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

TFFs biggest problem is its GDPC isn't growing fast enough. Number must go up :jpmf:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 06:26

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I used to get anxiety about posting. What if it's not good/funny/interesting/sexy enough?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 06:42

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Look at this precious baby that loves to be held

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 23:30

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

FizFashizzle posted:

Has there ever been a parent who said �yeah my kid is loving dumb�

Wait until there are two of them yelling and running through the house and they collide full speed into each other coming around a corner. You hear the crack of the impact, a quarter second of shocked silence, then simultaneous crying unhappy children. It was really really hard not to burst out laughing because you could see it coming a mile away but it had to happen sometime.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 15:14

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Thaddius the Large posted:

To paraphrase Animal House, they can’t do that to our citizens, only we can do that to our citizens!

Sad but true. Gotta swing that geopolitical big dick around and make sure everyone still knows you're the boss.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 23:24

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

GD_American posted:

oh poo poo I just realized

is Caro the richest goon of all time?

No, the NFC East thread collectively is. Because they all have each other to hate on

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 03:00

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

He crawled under the entire length of the blanket to try and ambush his brother :3:

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 00:17

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 06:25

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Central Transport was always my least favorite carrier to deal with when I used to do shipping.

Freaquency posted:

John Oliver did a whole episode on how bad the train infrastructure is here a couple of weeks ago. Would you believe that consolidation and an emphasis on “efficiency” has turned the rail companies into a train wreck?

I watched this. Staffing has been cut so drastically that if you called in sick you could lose your job because there'd be no one to cover the gap. Safety inspection times went from ten minutes to less then a minute, with predictable results.

Nervous fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jan 6, 2024

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 18:39

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I am deliriously happy that Washington got embarrassed today.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 08:09

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I like burritos. Happy Birthday Silly Burrito.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 16:24

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Birbs are doing alright. They're done molting and I'm starting to get more eggs again.

Wishing I'd taken a picture of the ice block I dropped out of their water feeder this morning. Ice was close to two inches thick.

Nervous fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 13, 2024

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 20:44

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 01:28

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

I want you to know I appreciate this.

Makes sense. Frozen feet are quiet feet.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 19:30

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

CannonFodder posted:

When you showed this to your kids (because I KNOW you did, that's a solid ) how did they react?

Got some solid looks here when I asked everyone if they wanted to see a place with two feet of snow.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 19:37

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I've been feeling some of that ennui creeping into me at 37. I've started regularly exercising the last couple of months. I started really putting on body fat this last summer for the first time in my life. It's helped make me more energetic and feel better about myself. Try and follow along to a YouTube workout video. I like Bullyjuice's workouts, he's got a ton of no equipment sessions that'll wear you out.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 18:10

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

This is Nightshade. He's so stinking cute. Omg :3:

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 03:21

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

a sexual elk posted:

Ports gave us a $200 a year voucher for Redwings. I still have a couple I used for other various warehouse work walking for 10 miles a day and one pair I use only for hiking. Still in great shape, just well made footwear.

Can vouch for these. Still got my first pair I've been wearing for years, originally as ten hour a day warehouse work.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 05:55

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Got a helluva icicle going.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 04:34

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

RG3ESPN posted:

What the gently caress do you all want in this world before you die? Most of you have uhhh what 20-30 years left to die on this rock?

Two chicks at the same time.

Serious answer, two acres in NW Washington where I have a small dock and personal shop. Ideally with small private wind and tidal turbines. And a 32-36 ft cruiser.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 00:37

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

TFF, guess what?

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 01:33

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Joey Freshwater posted:

lol

https://x.com/coltonbmc/status/1748858359959474209?s=46&t=eGtKhFFooZWFwCmcVJDt3Q

poo poo, why not? Get a burner phone and write its number on it and see if you get lucky.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 04:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

He's asleep right now :3:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 00:31

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Indicas for me are largely more relaxing and conducive to sleep. Sativas tend to be more energizing and are more likely to cause me anxiety and keep me up. Though I use concentrates in vape cartridges, not edibles. Plan 2+ hours for an edible to take effect.

If you do concentrates, get a terpene chart if you like to pay attention to flavor and the different effects terpenes can have on the high. For instance, I've heard certain terpenes can help reduce the anxiety, like limolene. Haven't looked into that part though.

Nervous fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jan 22, 2024

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 16:46

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Pineapple is disgusting

What's it like knowing you're cursed?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 05:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Endless...

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 23:46

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

TFF, meet Shadow. He's tiny and amazing and the bestest boy ever :allears:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 20:57

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Give the dog a de-boned chicken wing.

He got some some chicken earlier today

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 23:23

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Her engagement ring from Kelce will be his championship ring.

Was gonna say, I'm sure Kelce would bring along to part with one to keep Ms Swift happy.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:54

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Nervous posted:

Was gonna say, I'm sure Kelce would be happy to part with one to keep Ms Swift happy.

Quote is not edit woops

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:54

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Manoueverable posted:

Basically all of America was. But we don't get nice things, ever.

I got a puppy :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 12:01

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What breed is shadow and do they like scritches and on a scale of perfect-to-perfect where do they rate?

He's a miniature Dachshund. He'll maybe double in size from now. He loves scratches and belly rubs and is a perfect good boy

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 17:57

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

LeeMajors posted:

Well this ought to give everyone nightmares

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1752104103256481894?s=20

No it'll only give one person nightmares.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 06:37

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

So stinking cuuuuuute

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 01:26

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

He was bullying the puppy at first. Today the puppy got tired of his poo poo and started chasing the cat (Nermal) back and Nermal did not expect it. They aren't fighting or anything though and I'm still hopeful they'll warm up too each other.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 06:41

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kalli posted:

Back in that era I was visiting Hong Kong yearly and buying tons and tons of bootleg game CD's and I remember this one RTS I've never been able to find anything out about, I suspect the game was never released.

There were 4 factions, kinda starcraft style gameplay, one of which were fully plant units and another that were these weird salamandar monk looking guys with psionic powers. Game was really neat but would inevitably crash after like 20 minutes.

I probably enjoyed Total Annihilation the most out of RTS's. Just building gigantic defense networks and watching the AI throw endless numbers of enemies at it. Just fun to watch. Terribly balanced and so many utterly useless units, but man they were cool, no matter how long it took them to setup, start launching the slowest, inaccurate projectiles imaginable.

Man, I love Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. The scene with the parents and the videos is one of the most intense scenes I've sat through in any movie

I loved setting up gently caress off artillery batteries and slowly clearing the map in Total Annihilation. They just ran with the idea and let you build just about whatever army you could dream up no matter how poorly it might fare. I did not grasp the idea of the different building tabs when Young Nervous first played, so the campaign got really hard really fast!

Now that I think about it, it's pretty much the RTS precursor to the paperclip game.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 22:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Puppy update: Shadow and Nermal face off in the ruins of Fort Kitterton. Both sides would later withdraw peace fully for a time.

However, conflict would flare back up.

Despite being taken at unawares, Shadow was ultimately able to drive off the perfidious Nermal.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 22:12

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I am very confused about positive Snyder chat in a TFF thread. Everything is upside down and outside in.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 05:45

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:32

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

swickles posted:

Like a lot of things (but not everything) the truth lies in the middle. Dude has a massive fanbase of super annoying people who think he is cinematically infallible. He also has been reliant on a single, simple style and hasn't made a great film in a long time. He also made some great films and developed a recognizable style, something very few directors have done. It's easy to jump on the he sucks or he is a genius side, when it's really both.

In conclusion, Dan Snyder is a land of contrasts.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 06:55

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