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Olympic Mathlete posted:Woke up in Dubai,. Starting with “woke up in Dubai” makes it sound like it was a surprise.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Starting with “woke up in Dubai” makes it sound like it was a surprise. For some workers, it is
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Mar 31, 2024 00:46
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The little man helped me replace a taillight assembly today.  Then he got his hand on an impact driver and I had to keep him from "fixing" the paint on my driver's side door.
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Mar 31, 2024 05:34
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 Tag yourself, I'm "odor"
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Mar 31, 2024 06:32
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 Woke up in Dub-ai,
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Mar 31, 2024 08:13
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woke up this morning, got yourself a passport
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trilobite terror posted:woke up this morning, got yourself a passport Oh no, the mods took your passport. You can't leave.
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Mar 31, 2024 16:56
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yeah that rhymes anyway can someone invent a gun to shoot facebook morons through their monitors for clicking the "is this available" button on marketplace and then not following through beyond that point? tia
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Just heard they're canceling the drat eclipse over the anticipated traffic issues. All the small towns in the path of totality can't deal with the influx of people, saying the strained road network will hurt emergency response times. It's a bunch of bullshit if you ask me, I was really looking forward to this.  
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Apr 1, 2024 09:42
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DEI strikes again, Trump wouldn't let the white moon be held down like this.
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Accurate. NoWake posted:Just heard they're canceling the drat eclipse over the anticipated traffic issues. All the small towns in the path of totality can't deal with the influx of people, saying the strained road network will hurt emergency response times. It's a bunch of bullshit if you ask me, I was really looking forward to this. I have news about celestial mechanics and how that related to what we tiny carbon based infestation think and feel.
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Apr 1, 2024 18:31
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Darchangel posted:I have news about celestial mechanics and how that related to what we tiny carbon based infestation think and feel. I got a few people with this, for about 38 seconds until they realized what day it is 
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Ether Frenzy posted:DEI strikes again, Trump wouldn't let the white moon be held down like this. He's going to get flown in via helicopter so he can stare directly into it
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Apr 2, 2024 19:32
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So for the first time in my life I got a legit Pizza injury that sent me to the ER. Typical mistake of taking a bite too soon, the cheese slid off and went over my lip burning it pretty good, blister soon after and an eventual sore/scab. Almost a week later while it's still healing, I woke up in the middle of the night looking like i got in a fight with Jake Paul, the entire left side of my face was sore and my lip looked like Kim Kardashian's rear end fresh out of plastic surgery. Seeing as an infection like that anywhere on your head is very much no bueno, I hightailed it to the ER and after paying a $400 co pay to hear "yep that's an infection" got some antibiotics I get to take for the next ten days, which is GREAT for people like me with crohn's disease......NOT. All because of a slice of loving pizza 
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Apr 3, 2024 21:37
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What kind of pizza?
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Apr 3, 2024 21:45
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It was a frozen California Pizza Kitchen brand, BBQ Chicken. Not bad actually for frozen. My son had just made it and I just went to grab a slice quick not realizing it just came out of the oven and YOWZA
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Apr 3, 2024 22:15
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Coworker accidentally inhaled half of a red-hot microwaved turkey meatball the other day which got lodged in his throat and burnt the hell out of him - be careful out there folks, not only are food prices going to put us all on the streets but the dishes themselves are actively rising up to hurt us.
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Apr 4, 2024 00:39
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Just a few months ago I was waiting for my spam fried rice to cool down and I was so hungry that I decided to take a bite of something I knew would be too hot to eat, and my response to the burning in my mouth wasn't to spit it out. No, for some loving reason, I instinctively swallowed the food that was scalding my mouth and almost threw up because it was now burning my stomach instead of my mouth Thankfully, it was one of the few burns I've had that didn't get infected. It mostly meant I couldn't eat anything too firm for a few days or else I would feel it scraping my insides and start trying to throw it up I'm a loving dumbass 
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Apr 4, 2024 01:36
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Applebees Appetizer posted:It was a frozen California Pizza Kitchen brand, BBQ Chicken. Not bad actually for frozen. California sends its regards to the east coast Seriously though that sucks hope you heal up okay and speedy.
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Apr 4, 2024 02:47
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Applebees Appetizer posted:It was a frozen California Pizza Kitchen brand, BBQ Chicken. Not bad actually for frozen. Yet the dog can choke one down cardboard and all in the time it takes you to walk to the living room and turn on the TV and back. Good luck getting your guts back to semi normal.
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Apr 4, 2024 03:54
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Amazing how one little instance can really gently caress your poo poo up for awhile, like if had picked up that slice a minute later it would have been fine. It's all you think about when you're sitting in the ER with your face swelled up, like how the hell did this happen lol. Even the doctor that looked me over was like "How did this happen again?" then "I've never seen or heard of this kind of an infection caused by a slice of pizza before" making me feel like a total dumbass for managing to be the guy that baffles the doctor. At least I'll have a good story out of it
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Apr 4, 2024 17:58
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What's the icd11 code for "mouth infection subsequent to pizza burn"
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kastein posted:What's the icd11 code for "mouth infection subsequent to pizza burn" PZ425OWW The Royal Nonesuch posted:Coworker accidentally inhaled half of a red-hot microwaved turkey meatball the other day which got lodged in his throat and burnt the hell out of him - be careful out there folks, not only are food prices going to put us all on the streets but the dishes themselves are actively rising up to hurt us. Jesus, I can't imagine burning the inside of my throat like that, that's a whole new level of I hosed UP
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kastein posted:What's the icd11 code for "mouth infection subsequent to pizza burn"
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Man, imagine just straight up dying from something like that in a pre/post antibiotic world.
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Apr 5, 2024 00:57
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Is there really anything more American than the irony that the more likely you are to be microwaving a Johnsonville Cheddarwurst at 3 in the morning, the less likely you are to have insurance that covers the upcoming skin grafts to your neck/lips/cheek/inner mouth/ear/forearm and eyelid if you bite into one of those too soon?
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Ether Frenzy posted:Is there really anything more American than the irony that the more likely you are to be microwaving a Johnsonville Cheddarwurst at 3 in the morning, the less likely you are to have insurance that covers the upcoming skin grafts to your neck/lips/cheek/inner mouth/ear/forearm and eyelid if you bite into one of those too soon? Stopped in at a local bakery for a loaf of bread this afternoon, and in the hot cabinet with the pies and sausage rolls they had our local equivalent of these. I grabbed one for a snack on the way home, and even though it was hot as gently caress on my fingers, I continued to eat it, burning myself with hot cheese, thinking of this thread the whole time. Got healthcare here though!
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The Door Frame posted:Just a few months ago I was waiting for my spam fried rice to cool down and I was so hungry that I decided to take a bite of something I knew would be too hot to eat, and my response to the burning in my mouth wasn't to spit it out. No, for some loving reason, I instinctively swallowed the food that was scalding my mouth and almost threw up because it was now burning my stomach instead of my mouth I did something similar once when I had a cup of fresh brewed hot coffee and a glass of water next to each other on my desk, I absentmindedly picked up the coffee cup instead of the water, took a big gulp of it and didn't realize what I had done until I already had swallowed it.
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Bulk Vanderhuge posted:Man, imagine just straight up dying from something like that in a pre/post antibiotic world. That's exactly what I was thinking. I imagine if it went unchecked it wouldn't be that long before the infection made it to the brain. In fact that's the only reason I went to the ER, I could have saved $300 by going to the walk in, but it was 4 in the morning and I didn't want to risk waiting until 10am to go to the walk in because the left side of my face did not feel right at all and it worried me, the pain was getting into my ear and I was like this is not good lol, I knew I needed some antibiotics asap.
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Saw my first cyber truck today. It really is ugly.  i really did see one and the wall was better looking
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Looks like they've finally figured out the panel gaps.
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Imperador do Brasil posted:Saw my first cyber truck today. It really is ugly.
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Just watched the movie "two lane black top" starring James Taylor and Dennis Wilson. Thought it was good but kinda weird at the same time. I've heard it described as "easy rider but with no drugs, and cars instead of motorcycles".
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wesleywillis posted:Just watched the movie "two lane black top" starring James Taylor and Dennis Wilson. Thought it was good but kinda weird at the same time. I've heard it described as "easy rider but with no drugs, and cars instead of motorcycles". It's a good AI type of movie imo, and the weirdness makes it good. James Taylor isn't the greatest actor which gives it some of that weirdness lol. I had a copy on VHS back in the day, I wonder if it's on Blu ray now. If anyone in AI hasn't seen it yet it should be required viewing on some sort of AI movie list.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:It's a good AI type of movie imo, and the weirdness makes it good. James Taylor isn't the greatest actor which gives it some of that weirdness lol. Criterion collection did some sort of restoration with some commentary and what not and out it out on DVD a while back. I picked up my copy on nozama
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wesleywillis posted:Just watched the movie "two lane black top" starring James Taylor and Dennis Wilson. Thought it was good but kinda weird at the same time. I've heard it described as "easy rider but with no drugs, and cars instead of motorcycles". '55 Chevy, though! Isn't that the same '55 used as Bob Falfa's (Harrison Ford) car in American Graffiti? edit: yes, it is! There were in fact 3. 2 (hero and stunt car) were reused in American Graffiti, and they all actually had big-block Chevies, roll cages, and limited slip diffs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_V7hOggTCc Darchangel fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Apr 8, 2024 |
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wesleywillis posted:Just watched the movie "two lane black top" starring James Taylor and Dennis Wilson. Thought it was good but kinda weird at the same time. I've heard it described as "easy rider but with no drugs, and cars instead of motorcycles". Dennis Wilson is also the beach boy who was in thrall to Charles Manson because Manson brought him 14 year old girls to have sex with. James Taylor sang Carole King's "You've Got a Friend" and made it somehow more treacly, it's up to the listener to decide who is actually worse.
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