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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Gripweed posted:

Imagine a Tiktok that goes on for almost two hours

Oh no

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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It's time for immortal aliens to show up on earth and swordfight over climate change!

https://boingboing.net/2024/01/02/highlander-ii-was-set-in-2024.html

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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So is A Boy and His Heron a sequel to A Boy and His Dog?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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El Jeffe posted:

They're skipping Months, I repeat they are skipping Months

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1745365680365388281

They should release it in 2030 just to keep it realtime

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Steve Yun posted:

28 Millenia Later

The Horus Heresy movie

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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And what fun would the swordfights be to film if the lead could see

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Safety Factor posted:

I'd watch Jack Burton in the middle ages though.

Would this be like the Schwarzenegger Hamlet in Last Action Hero?

e: I realized after I posted this I was somehow mixing up Burton and Plisskin

Escape from Londinium

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Not to mention his fists are nowhere near the size of a thanksgiving turkey

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Safety Factor posted:

So what did they call Sex Drive?

La petite mort d'Arthur

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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The only good Argyle is John McClain's driver in Die Hard

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Red is Raphael
Orange is Michelangelo
Purple is Donatello
Blue is Leonardo
Pink is Venus de Milo

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Basebf555 posted:

One thing about Titanic too is that Leo and Kate Winslet are still extremely relevant, huge movie stars. There will be people who will go back and watch Titanic in the years to come just because they want to see their earlier films. Nobody even really remembers who's in Avatar, nobody cares about Sam Worthington or Zoe Saldana.

Joel David Moore :colbert:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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She's a space princess and the evil kree empire is conspiring to steal the air from her planet

Tragically no maid shaped ships are involved

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I break in all new TVs with The Fifth Element

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Air Skwirl posted:

I know I always think "stop posting and just watch the loving movie" when someone does this, but The Beekeeper is so stupid in the best way 20 minutes in.

Beekeeper/Green Hornet crossover when

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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regulargonzalez posted:

How is the circa 2000 Dune miniseries? I'm guessing it looks pretty cheap.

The green screens are pretty harsh and there's more than a fair share of overacting (I'm looking at you Stilgar), but I've always enjoyed it, and it's probably the only time we'll see both Messiah and Children.

It's also all on YouTube

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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ruddiger posted:

Princess Bride?

That and Gump are the two that immediately leap to mind

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Uncanny valley deep fake kids will traumatize more kids than just filming normally

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Mister Speaker posted:

They sorta did, they got Anya Taylor Joy, who looks like goddamn Alita: Battle Angel.

Who's only about 25 years too old

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Yeah, but Thomas is one of those people who will be 90 and still getting carded at bars

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Does "the warriors" count

Or the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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In the heat of the night

e: even Beverly hills cop was 3 years before lethal weapon iirc

Azhais fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 30, 2024

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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BonoMan posted:

Yes, a Musical on Netflix and honestly I loved it.

I really liked the Dragula sequence

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Jay Rust posted:

Of all the movie actors of the world who played Satan, who was the best?

Peter Stormare
And Ray Wise, but that was on TV

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Gripweed posted:

I’m watching Black Sheep. I hadn’t seen it before but I thought people really liked it, it was like a classic comedy. So far it’s pretty bad.

Which one, this is the good one

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/?ref_=ext_shr

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Hollismason posted:

Dune Part 2 was real good. Although I didn't think they leaned into Paul is a monster.

They skipped most of the book to just focus on the religion stuff, which leads to the monster thing

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Escobarbarian posted:

Logan is one of the most overrated movies of the last decade

I'd have liked it a lot more if they had been just a little less heavy handed with the Shane references

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Sounds like Cole Porter, sir

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I just want to know if they're getting Weird Al back

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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a boy and his dog
cherry 2000

Duckwaffle posted:

Six string Samurai maybe!

Those poor bowlers

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Mordiceius posted:

https://twitter.com/TheCinesthetic/status/1785776011914727793

They gonna find me in the theater like that one guy at the Love Lies Bleeding screening.

So which one is Lilith

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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FreudianSlippers posted:

As he said. No labour.

see also: Clerks

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Failed Imagineer posted:

Better Call Jettster.

Please do not will this into being

Instead we shall call Jeffster

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