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Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Gripweed posted:

Imagine a Tiktok that goes on for almost two hours

This is just AGGRO DR1FT.

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Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

null_pointer posted:

Silly question, probably the wrong place for it, feel free to kick me out if needed, etc ...

... but name me an actor in a given role whose character moves from goofy to menacing, naturally.

I'm not talking "the psychopath who occasionally tells a joke" like Michael Mando in Far Cry or Ledger's Joker, but someone normally gregarious, who occasionally lets the mask slip.

I don't know why I'm asking, just that i honestly can't think of any and I'm sure as soon as someone posts an answer I'm going to feel dumb as poo poo for not remembering them :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTRauxBfmQY&t=71s

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Anonymous Robot posted:

I have a different read on this film than the prevailing one that it’s a career retrospective for Miyazaki.

It’s worth noting that the Japanese title for the picture is “How Do You Live?”, in reference to a Japanese children’s book that was heavily censored during WWII. That question, how do you live, reverberates throughout the film: how do you live in an unacceptable world, when everyone around you is complicit and the status quo is lethal?

Rather than being a movie that muses about creation, the central concern of Boy and the Heron is the necessity of righteous destruction. At the start, inter-imperialist warfare claims the life of the main character’s mother. His father remarries to his mother’s sister and continues his work perpetuating the war machine; the Zero fighter planes are literally carried home and laid on the protagonist’s doorstep. Amidst the inner turmoil the boy experiences from this hypocrisy and savagery, another world emerges, one where he can glimpse his late mother. It’s a world that was created by someone who learned so much that it rendered him unable to coexist with our world anymore, a position similar to the protagonist’s.

But the fantasy world is unbalanced, cruel, propagates itself unnaturally, and the protagonist refuses to perpetuate it. After, the boy returns to our own world. When asked what he’ll do from there, he commits to trying to reconnect and establish stronger bonds with his friends and loved ones, rejecting the despondence and alienation that governed his relationships previously.

Good post.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

NieR Occomata posted:

There is a common trend in film discourse, specifically film bro discourse (hello Snyder fans) where the movie is poorly made enough but throws enough random bullshit in there that assholes can collect the ideas they like from the movie they watched because it threw everything but the loving kitchen sink in there and praise the movie that they made up in their head and you end up having to argue against a non-existent glorified fancanon.

You should consider not being on Twitter.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

MacheteZombie posted:

Also don't make this convo about snyder

Nier Occomata literally started this conversation by saying that all praise of Army of the Dead is disingenuous.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

I think in the end it washed its face with the international box office, but no merch or tie-in stuff pretty much means yeah big flop

It had a ton of merch, it was just all sold to D&D people instead of your local Walmart's toy aisle.

Its box office was also more a victim of bad timing than lack of interest. It had a really strong opening weekend, opening in 1st, but it came out a week before John Wick 4 and two weeks before Mario so it had ZERO legs to it.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

I listen to the podcast for random chuckles, but their media takes have always been horrendous, and their politics are also heading down the drain since they went full post-Bernie nihilism.

I wouldn’t call it nihilism so much as they were kind of jolted back into realizing how little power they had and how little you can expect a podcast to affect change. Chapo may have attracted an audience based on their ideology but they don’t come there for actual organizing, they want to hear jokes and feel a parasocial connection (which is fine as long as you’re self-aware about it.) The episodes of Chapo that were about actual political action, even as little as interviewing a politician about politics, were always the least-listened to.

This is still kind of disappointing - I’d appreciate if they’d at least try - but it’s more understandable than just “oh well, Bernie lost, time to give up on leftism.”

Also I’m doing the MotM for February and I’m sorry it’s late but it’ll be up soon.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
What if the mermaid figure had been a Pyra amiibo? In this essay, I will

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Mordiceius posted:

Cruise may be a loving weirdo, but I also have massive respect for him for his angry Covid rant. But I'm also sensitive to that because I spent a couple years working as covid compliance on sets and there are certain groups that are just loving terrible with following the rules and guidelines. So his rant ended up being very cathartic to me.

I’m less enthusiastic about this because it was almost certainly a controlled leak by either Paramount or the CoS.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Marketing is stupid bullshit and I have no respect for for a job made to sell art rather than make it.

Nepo babies aren’t inherently bad people but it is a systemic problem that people who don’t already know someone who knows someone has a significantly harder time breaking into an artistic career they’re passionate about.

Judging Dakota Johnson for poo poo her parents did is loving stupid.

Thanks for reading my post.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Just got out of Lisa Frankenstein and thought it was great. What most saw as derivative I saw as deconstructive. This is a movie that criticizes goth culture in a way that only could have come from someone who lived it. Diablo Cody is a good writer gently caress everyone who says she isn’t.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Goth culture is not, like, super deep. South Park mostly got it right. Is the movie as good as the South Park episodes featuring the goth kids?

You do not have to try hard to be better than South Park.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

that account is very clearly not just a dumbass but a reactionary arguing in bad faith, presumably because they're the target of Starship Troopers' satire and they know it

Or because they’re a Twitter Premium subscriber and they know the engagement makes them money.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

kaworu posted:

If anyone is still interested, here’s some pictures of the “Kinonik Studio” where my dad stores and works on the reels, and where he also does screenings every Wednesday night it seems. I was just talking to him about it - they used to do them at this dilapidated old theater in downtown Portland called “The Movies”, and then they were screening at a local art gallery called “Space” for a while, but that apparently wasn’t too functional. Now they screen here, and it sounds like it’s a pretty fun place to watch a movie with 30-40 folks in there together.

But anyway, here is the place and how it looks! The two girls in the panorama are apparently interns who just began there today, according to my dad. I’m actually a little envious, apparently one of them wanted to just live there full-time and sleep on the couch. I would too!







You should make a thread about this and we can get it in the next SA highlights Pragmatica does.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
What are some examples of movies where someone’s great sacrifice isn’t just being willing to die for the greater good, but also die with a disgraced reputation? These are dorky examples but I’m thinking of things like Eddie in Stranger Things 4 or The Boss in Metal Gear Solid 3.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Gaius Marius posted:

Bought a 4K tv. HEAT or Dune as first watch

Heat.


Do we actually have a source on this being the story because so far it seems like it’s just people on Twitter claiming this is it.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Gaius Marius posted:

Bought a 4K tv. HEAT or Dune as first watch

Erase my previous suggestion, do the Spider-Verse movies

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

X-Ray Pecs posted:

There was also a DTV sequel to Disney’s Tarzan that was basically a clip show, but the clips were each three whole episodes.

This is how most of the Disney DTV sequels worked, actually.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Heavy Metal posted:

Any goon takes on Argylle? I know I'm rolling the dice watching this one. Movie night with the gang and whatnot.

Hopefully it's at least better than Operation Fortune.

It's Matthew Vaughn's worst movie. I don't agree with the massive hateboner online for him lately, but it's true he's released three stinkers in a row now with the latest being his biggest, so it's very difficult to defend him now that Layer Cake and Kick-rear end are fifteen-twenty years in the rear view.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
That's the other thing, people run off the assumption Vaughn is a conservative and then when I try to dig into why it's always some poo poo that they read into his movies. Everything seems to indicate to his politics being as jumbled and unconsidered as most average people's are. I understand the Vaughn hate lately because his whole thing is that he's supposed to be very technically competent and Argylle and The King's Man just aren't, I just remember the days when they were. Watching the oil skating scene in Argylle and the church fight in Kingsman 1 is like night and loving day.

Part of this is because Argylle was heavily reshot and the main twist of the film was originally not a twist at all, just part of its premise, but the other part is casting Bryce Dallas Howard as an action hero, which is on Vaughn as just an inherently horrible idea.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

X men 97 guy got fired before the show came out lol

Wonder what he did

Rumor going around right now is it’s because he started an OnlyFans page.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Civil War being good would take an absolute miracle.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
I am mostly surprised everyone seems to have forgotten about Bjork accusing Trier of sexual harassment and abuse. https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/bjork-sexual-harassment-lars-von-trier-denial-1201888174/

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Was feeling pretty down on Peele because Us was watchable but a misfire and I never thought Get Out lived up to the hype and I was convinced Nope was gonna suck and then it was his best movie.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Baby Driver and Last Night in SoHo’s biggest problems are mostly in their third acts, I heavily suspect BD’s ending was rewritten as a studio mandate for being too sad or something.

I try to defend Wright because I think Hot Fuzz is like one of the top three comedies ever made but it’s getting increasingly difficult to do as he’s made three bad movies in a row now.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
If you are wondering who the good guys in the movie are it’s probably not the guys launching atomic weapons

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

The writer of the zendaya tennis movie also wrote potion seller????

And is married to the director of Past Lives.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Gripweed posted:

Gags the Clown, by the way, was also recommended to me. By someone on this very forum. I am beginning to grow suspicious of the value of recommendations.

Watch Hundreds of Beavers.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
I’m the guy who told everyone to watch Southland Tales you know you can trust me.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Roth posted:

Sorry everyone

What for

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Roth posted:

Animation is Cinema guys only know Shonen anime and Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks/Spider-Verse anyway it's fine

This is unfair. They also know Del Toro when it helps them win arguments.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Nobody’s reading the full article because it’s behind a paywall but it goes on to state that nudity in movies has gone up while sexual content has gone down. It’s an extension of the Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny mindset.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

People want to enjoy hot people but not have time taken away from the film so they can bone.

How is a sex scene “taking time away” from a movie?

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

you know exactly how

No, I don’t, come on dude. How is a sex scene “taking time away” from a film but a gruesome kill or a big fight scene or even a song and dance isn’t?

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

For every The Terminator there’s a The Room

One movie had a bad sex scene so nobody's allowed to do it?

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Because sex is part of life, any art that's honest about humanity is going to include it, and the continued elimination of sexual content in the arts mostly serves right-wing puritanical values aided by a misguided notion that Hollywood has "lost the right" to sexual content post-MeToo - which, again, isn't even being served because as the article states, there's more nudity than ever but no actual sex, so it's not like actresses stopped getting exploited. We're not even talking about specifically sex scenes here, we're talking sexual content - an entire aspect of human life being shut out of the plots and characterization of movies because at some point somebody watched a movie with their dad.

feedmyleg posted:

Of course, when done well they're also all powerful emotional cinematic tools. There's nothing inherently wrong with a sex scene, but there were a ton of movies in previous decades, especially the 80s and 90s, where the story more or less gets put on pause for a boring softcore porn break.

Name some.

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Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Data Graham posted:

I think I remember a Ramona Quimby book where she demanded to know why, if going to the bathroom is so important that they showed all the kids where the bathroom is on the first day, they don't mention in the story when Joe the Construction Worker went to the bathroom?

This is the dumbest possible comparison anyone could have made, well done.

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