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It's 2024 and we have a proper title race on our hands. Liverpool, Arsenal, and Man City are the favorites, but Aston Villa and Tottenham are quietly putting together great seasons and could play a factor towards the business end of the season. Expect a true silly season in the transfer window as everyone looks for a striker: prepare to feel the rage when your club pays 1.5 Harry Kane's for a striker who scores 10 goals a season when you could have had the real Harry Kane for the small price of one Harry Kane. Everyone is injured and "We're not going to use our injuries as an excuse" is the trendy new excuse to use in interviews.  Manager Hair Report: Klopp, De Zerbi, and Postecoglu are very bald right now. Moyes' hair is thinning. Unai Emery is tied with Xabi Alonso for "baldest manager in Europe". Ten Hag, Arteta, and Pochettino are looking like ordinary 'hair-havers' -- they need to find their clippers fast if they're going to get something out of this season. ps. Pooshited
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Chelsea are so poo poo
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kri kri posted:Chelsea are so poo poo Nah OP. They are reliably mid poo poo still. They need Lampard back so they can go full comical relegation form poo poo again.
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Masonity posted:Nah OP. They are reliably mid poo poo still. So you are saying there’s levels to this poo poo
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Chelsea being relegated would be probably the funniest thing that could happen to football, a shame they will always avoid it
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Arteta is insanely bald and looks like a Lego mini-fig
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J Hume posted:Manager Hair Report: Bald is fraud OP
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My theory is that Arteta is wearing a wig. It's just too regular and symmetrical.
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It's painted onto his unusually shaped scalp which has to accommodate the size of brain required to come up with ideas such as "don't try and score goals"
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Why have none of them dressed up as Captain Picard for halloween? Because they're frauds, op.
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Mrenda posted:Why have none of them dressed up as Captain Picard for halloween? Because they're frauds, op. Jean Luc Poocard
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I'm still pissed off that we lost to pooshited.
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Mrenda posted:Why have none of them dressed up as Captain Picard for halloween? Because they're frauds, op. https://youtu.be/verA_6moTTA?si=XqAtXiiQ5JD2b9ag but it's Bald Eddie Howe
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Frankston posted:I'm still pissed off that we lost to pooshited. 
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Frankston posted:I'm still pissed off that we lost to pooshited.
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The new new Villa badge, now with drop shadows!
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Well it's no Leeds United short lived makeover
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Frankston posted:The new new Villa badge, now with drop shadows! I hate it
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the sex ghost posted:I hate it Yeah they somehow took the current badge that nobody likes and made it worse
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Thanks Ants posted:Well it's no Leeds United short lived makeover That was incredible (please don't ban me, sex ghost)
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bring. back. the. bellend. (this is not advocating for the return of Jesse Marsch)
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Thanks Ants posted:bring. back. the. bellend. But you're already here?!?!?
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I wasn’t sure where to post this but after quick research I decided that this is the best thread and thus correct. RIP Der Kaiser.
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where did everyone post when Pele died. would it be too depressing to have Recently Dead Player Memorial Thread. also, RIP
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Shrapnig posted:More like Der Diedser
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Nuclear Spoon posted:where did everyone post when Pele died. would it be too depressing to have Recently Dead Player Memorial Thread. also, RIP I think it could work similar to the one in PSP which doesn't get too depressing, which is surprising since the average wrestler death age is about 36
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RIP der Kaiser, you outlived der Fußball.
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Die Korper
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