UFC/MMA January: a power fantasy for ignorant pieces of shit

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Which rumored fight are you most looking forward to in 2024? This poll is closed.
Alex Pereira vs Tom Aspinall for the Heavyweight title	4	8.89%
Conor McGregor vs Michael Chandler at Middleweight	0	0%
Francis Ngannou vs Ryan Bader to break the sport's skull ejection record	8	17.78%
Manny Pacquiao vs Floyd Mayweather Jr. in some kind of amateur MMA match	1	2.22%
Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic in a double retirement bout	4	8.89%
The UFC vs The American Legal System in an antitrust fight	28	62.22%
Total:	45 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I'm ready for 2024 to be the year of the return of muscle golems and Johny Hendricks

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 03:01

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jorge on the juice got bodied in bellator this is a death rattle

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 06:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

It looks like UFC light heavyweight Tyson Pedro got released coming off a win in September because...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Sh7jO22rs

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 11:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TEE

YOU

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# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 05:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/happypunch/status/1744538992207442105?s=46&t=Scp4YBwvHRwRsDqMeNWUTQ

Watching this willingly should come with an HSRD exam.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 10:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I admire you Carl.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 21:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The UFC is at peak no one to root for and that's why it's so hard to care anymore. It's old favourites refusing to hang them up being dismantled by mostly shitheads, new favourites being forced out by refusing to be exploited, and all that's left are the dregs. I couldn't even tell you who is to really go for beloved fighters now that aren't like Bobby Knuckles who is years and years removed and after the mauling he suffered...

I mean there's Alex Volkanovski so I guess the rule is the only fighters left worth fighting for are Australian's.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 15:16

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

BlindSite posted:

I don't think he even said "real".

EDIT: Found the quote

“As far as I know, they came to America and New Zealand. I’m going to take a belt to Africa.”

“I’m the African fighting in the UFC. Myself and Cameron [Saaiman], we breathe African air. We wake up in Africa every day. We train in Africa, we’re Africa born, we’re Africa raised, we still reside in Africa, we train out of Africa. That’s an African champion, and that’s who I’ll be.”

It's super tame really but Adesenya thinks you can't be from a place if you have a skin colour he decides is wrong.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1279814327776624640?lang=en

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 04:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CarlCX posted:

The new meta of the UFC is if you wrestle at all you are a bad person.

We're due for another Covington title match.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 02:59

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Charles Jourdain has blamed his loss on the judges being trans.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 03:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

COPE 27 posted:

Yeah I didn't wanna click but was he saying the judge scored against him because they were trans, or they were trans because they scored against him?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAPoliticsAndCulture/s/xXPZrGKi01

It's all judges are liberals and hate my Real Talk

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 20:50

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.mmamania.com/2024/1/30/...or-adhd-med-use

Holly Holm sucks so much

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 05:25

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