Auspol 2024: We All Live On Nuclear Submarines

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Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Konomex posted:

Also the hilarious situation where the Nationals lead the coalition here because they have more members.

lol did not know this

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 10:55

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:04

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

You mean angry washing machine noises surely?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 05:55

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

SecretOfSteel posted:

Haha! Yes I do! I forgot that video!

edit: I'd post the video if I could find it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZknIj4Yre0

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 12:20

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Non Compos Mentis posted:

God people are whinging about woolies and big w not selling australia day stuff

Oh no where will i get my cheaply made flag now

Still big w

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 02:54

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Would anyone care to guess what Dutton's reaction was?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 11:12

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

birdstrike posted:

PIVOTAL OAT ERECTION

Total erection pivot

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 13:30

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

so exotic, it's like i'm really there

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 02:09

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's World Donkey Day
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/may/08/

It's about mateship with asses.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 06:15

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

LABOR

~~DEBT~~ TAX

CRISIS

# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 02:53

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

The electorate collectively have a memory of about six months there's no way anybody gives a poo poo about this by election time

Lol yeah, so in the lead up to the election when LABOR BROKE PROMISE AND KILLED TAX CUTS is getting blasted at voters 24/7, I'm sure the average person will remember the truth.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 05:49

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

What albo's cyclonic back flip means for you:

# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 22:13

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

dutton is alluding to julia gillard-like leadership instability :thunk:

e: lmao albo is being mislead into mistakes by charmers like bill shorten

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 05:46

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I’m willing to believe in demonic possession in the case of Daisy Cousins.

I know it's hell and all, but that poor demon.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 14:21

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

transport planning crimes

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 10:59

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Unfortunately the polls closed before WA got to vote.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:36

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

We aren't training civilians because we are relying on the mad max effect to deter invaders.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 00:58

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Novel way for ai to take someone's job though.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:58

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

lih posted:

the adobe statement is just saying that you need to deliberately choose to use the generative tools in photoshop, it isn't actually denying that they could have produced this

What Adobe are saying is their tools don't work magically on their own, they require human direction. Someone got the program to expand the bottom of the image and that someone didn't care it inserted a peach coloured sash/belt thing or an exposed midriff, I can't quite tell from the screen shot. It seems to have similar green colour pattern to the dress which is why I'm hesitating to call it a midriff.

It's extremely suss to me that the generated image starts to deviate from both possible originals before the bottom of the picture, they start to differ from just below the breast, you can see a prominent fold disappear on the left hand side. That looks like more work than just expanding the image bottom, unless there's another copy of the image with that tighter crop.

If nine news were actually dumb enough to use the Photoshop ai tools in a fully automated way, after a week's worth of broadcasting they would have countless examples of odd ai artefacts to support their argument.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 10:33

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

birdstrike posted:

re-route all existing cycle paths into the harbour so cyclists end up in the jaws of waiting sharks, where they belong

As long as there is a downhill slope into a ramp

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 05:29

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

birdstrike posted:

Would you accept water-skis?

I prefer cash but sure

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 08:25

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-01/daniel-keneally-sentenced-fabricating-evidence-nsw-police/103413136

quote:

The disgraced police officer son of former senator and NSW premier Kristina Keneally has avoided jail time for fabricating evidence that put an innocent man behind bars.

...

Keneally was convicted last year after the court found he falsely claimed a man threatened police during a phone call to Newtown Police Station in February 2021.

The court heard that the caller, Luke Moore, rang to complain about a strip search.

But in a formal statement, Keneally falsely quoted Mr Moore as saying he was coming for a Goulburn detective "when he least expects it" and wanted him "off the planet", saying the policeman was "dead" and "good as gone".

Mr Moore was charged with using a carriage service to menace and threaten to kill, and he spent three weeks in custody over the phone call.

But the police dropped the charges and apologised after he produced a recording of the call that proved he did not make the threats Keneally attributed to him.

three weeks in jail on the back of a police officer lying, only cleared because they provided their own evidence, but it's no big deal, it wasn't planned. Amazing news that nsw police don't record incoming calls.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 03:46

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Gonna end up on a watch list looking at this but this is too good

quote:

In Australia, the state law of New South Wales criminalizes the possession of the digital plans and files to 3D print firearms under Section 51F of the Firearms Act 1996.[45] In one case in 2015, a loaded 3D printed firearm was found during a police raid on a meth lab.[46]
In another case in February 2017, Sicen Sun was arrested on charges related to 3D printable guns. During trial in December 2017, he pleaded guilty to charges including possessing a digital blueprint for the manufacture of firearms, manufacturing a pistol without a licence permit, and possessing an unauthorised pistol. In a sentence hearing on August 6, 2018, he told the court he initially wanted to replicate a gun from the videogame Halo and when he started searching blueprints online he downloaded plans for other guns which looked "cool".[47] Sun had previously posted an advertisement on the internet to sell one of his imitation weapons for "$1 million negotiable" on a Facebook buy, swap and sell group, which set off the investigation.

One million dollars!

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 08:20

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Reading this sentence

And making the jerkoff motion so emphatically that I sprain my wrist

Sure that isn't the onantology?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 03:56

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Just recognize sydney as a national disaster and boom, send in the reserve

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 23:27

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

The people demand a third wheel

Vote #3 Penny Farthing Wong

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 15:49

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

kirbysuperstar posted:

https://twitter.com/gronk_gronk/status/1756621082394759525

downmonger

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 07:03

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Anidav posted:

I use the Brisbane Velocity 1 super bike highway and despite every entrance to it having red signs saying bikes and scooters only old people still walk their dogs on it while packs of 30 cyclists pass them.

tbf even pet owners pay rego

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 23:25

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how do you get into the airport

Fly in fly out

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 11:28

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how does he know an "armada" is on the way? did the libs pay for an armada to be on the way?

because a boat got through, therefore more will try

why did they send the boat that got through if no boats got through before that though? it's almost like they send boats whether or not they make it

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 08:38

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Sleep apnoea and insomnia together sounds like a loving nightmare to me.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 19:19

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

“I suspect that much of our disillusion with politics today and our institutions is that we have put too much faith in them. At the end of the day, the state and the market are just run by imperfect people, like all of us. While politics may be an important and necessary place for service, I would also warn against it being a surrogate for finding identity, ultimate meaning and purpose in life. There are far better options than politics.”

- man who believes god wanted him to be pm

What a loving dick head

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 13:59

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I thought it was a parody taking the piss out of Bucky

It still is but lol

# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 13:16

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Spookydonut posted:

bucky bikes have their place and its not during massive events, thats what trains are for.

bikes can certainly get you to a train station but where are you gonna store 20k bikes at a stadium

melbourne solved this, it's what the yarra is for

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 12:35

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

"Mild, modest, and almost inadequate" given the maximum penalty could be up to five years.

Love to hear that from the magistrate. I'm being entirely reasonable because I could be overreacting much harder you see.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 22:08

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

it's me, I despise the country

gently caress regional areas

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:04

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

JBP posted:

Anidav is on his god drat death bed and this is what you people do. This is shameful.

GoldStandardConure posted:

its what he would have wanted

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 07:00

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