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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Toaster Beef posted:

Thunderdome Week DXCVIII: Small Towns with Big Secrets
okay I am like 80% sure I am in fact signing up for the correct week this time, in with a flash.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Residency VISA application form for Cuono 3 and Affiliated Systems

Length of stay: indefinite
Number of applicants: N/A

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Applicants must attain a rating of 11–15, divided among the following categories with no less than three points in each:

* complaisance
* neurophilitic aptitude
* income

Complaisance

Rate yourself from 1–5.

1: I am a person.
2: I am obedient.
3: I am indifferent.
4: I am eager.
5: Yes.

Neurophilitic Aptitude

Rate yourself from 1–5.

1. I do not dream.
2. I do not remember my dreams.
3. I remember my dreams.
4. I remember others’ dreams.
5. I possess control.

Income

Rate yourself from 1–5.

1. <2000 words/day.
2. 2001–4000 words/day
3. 4001–10,000 words/day
4. 10,001–150,000 words/day
5. I speak in imago.

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Workers in the following fields may apply for a special exemption allowing them entry with a rating of 7–10, so long as they are willing to pass a unity test.

* Visionary Specialist
* Communications Coordinator
* Somnial Analytics
* Neural Boundary Restructure and Acquisition

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Unity Test: please answer the following questions

Are you?

1) No
2) No
3) I am amenable.

How many have you eaten?

1) <100,000
2) an acceptable quantity
3) all of them

How would you rate your emergence?

1) Tongues
2) Lips
3) Teeth
4) I am

Are you really?

1) Yes
2) No

We know.

1) Of course
2) I understand
3) Help

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